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Joined 11-27-04, id: 710386, Profile Updated: 04-22-11
Author has written 14 stories for Shaman King, Naruto, and Alexander.

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"No rest, my friend. We will sleep when we are dead!"
"I'm so hungry."
"We will eat when we are dead!"

- Jared Leto's answer to a hungry member of the staff working on the video for "A Beatiful Lie"

Hey :D

So, I cleaned up my profile and I'm keeping it simple this time.

You can call me Lia. I have many unhealthy obsessions, humor and quotes included.

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Coffee Stains by oony reviews
As a hired hit man, Sirius Black's new target is dangerous to the Death Eaters' motives. The only thing he knows is age, gender, location, and the condition of werewolf. But that's not going to help him at an all werewolf school. AU. Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,249 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Safe Place by remuslives23 reviews
Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Simpleness Threatened by MissingEden reviews
--Oneshot-- Question: What happens when someone who's more than enough trouble sober shows up at your house horribly drunk? Answer: The exact same thing that happened when he did it last week. And the week before. And four days before that. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius massacres Bebo by BrightandSparklyThings reviews
As a Muggle Studies project, the class must make a bebo account. Sirius has some slight difficulties. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Collide by LipglossLies reviews
AU, Xander/Phae slash. Alexander takes the Athenian prince, Hephaestion, as his captive and eronomous. Can Hephaestion learn to love Alexander, or is it a lost cause? Rated for themes, later chapters, and some language. There will be a few OCs later!
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,415 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
Over and Over by Goddess369 reviews
Alexander loves Hephaistion; it's simply a fact. But it takes Cassander to show interest in Hephaistion for Alexander to remember that physical affection can be just as important as emotional. Oneshot, AlexHeph.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Art Of Life by MonkeyCracker reviews
Sasuke could always count only on himself. Objecting his parents will, he decided to pursuit his dreams and concentrate on achieving success. But what will he choose in the end? Career or love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Watch out for the Green Eyes by chayron reviews
Complete. Yaoi. Yuuri x Wolfram. Although this is sort of the sequel of "Working out the Paradox", it can also be read as a separate story. Yuuri and Wolfram have been married for four years. The story will mostly concentrate on Wolfram.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,960 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
A Special Birthday by Hosh reviews
Itachi gets a special gift on his 13th birthday. ItaSasu, premassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate by Nivalis reviews
Do you know what I hate the most, little brother?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mentally Hilarious Much? by MonkeyCracker reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was sure he had a fairly normal life. But as he soon found out, nothing was as normal as he would like it to be. Because life never is that easy. Especially when you are in love with your own brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Growing Need by The Drowess Nione Ithiliel reviews
Tsuzuki x Hisoka Tsuzuki believes that his feelings towards his partner make him like Muraki. Hisoka loves and wants Tsuzuki, and madness ensues when the young shinigami decides to take matters into his own hands...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Campaign Secrets by Selena reviews
Want to know the truth about the Petrelli campaign? One intern reveals all.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
Showtime! by Joyeee reviews
At twelve, Alexander already seems to have it all: two very strong parents, lots of companions, and the magnificent stallion that he himself tamed – not to mention extremely bright career prospects. So what's holding up the show?
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Shades of Grey by Accidental Presidency reviews
Alexander has a problem. A tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed, best-friend-since-childhood problem – more commonly known to the general public as Hephaestion. One-shot. And if slash isn’t your cup of tea, I wonder what you’re doing in this category in the first
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Ayúdame a respirar by Mafaldyna reviews
Ella estaba demente, no es así? yohxanna ella estaba loca, aún así yo la ayudé, porque yo era diferente---yoh UA
Shaman King - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
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All that glitters is not gold reviews
At his 19th birthday, Alexander is required to find a proper eromenos. He then meets Hephaestion, a man he finds suitable for the part. After the prince almost gets them both killed, a love-hate relationship develops, soon to become something more.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,637 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010
As Leis de Konoha reviews
Colégido de Konoha: subtraia os romances atribulados, afaste as guerras, ignore os populares, despreze os menos populares, crie bandas, tente novas amizades e você terá a escola dos seus sonhos! Retiremos o tema vulgar e não fica tão normal como parece.
Naruto - Rated: T - Portuguese - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Uchiha Sasuke não pode casar reviews
Sasuke decide casar aos 21 mas, no dia do casamento, todos parecem encontrar uma razão contra! Naruto e Kiba matam o músico, as fangirls tentam sabotar e Itachi faz uma visita, entre outras coisas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
De onde vêm os bebês? reviews
O pequeno Uchiha quer saber mas os seus pais evitam a pergunta. Então a quem vai ele recorrer? A todos os habitantes de Konoha... e alguns de Suna! Sim … eu sou péssima em sumários. TWOSHOT ['T' pelo tópico de discussão u.u']
Naruto - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Seu desejo, minha ordem reviews
Ino aconselha: Kakashi vira monge, Sakura tem pavor de homem, Hinata quer controlar o mundo, Lee delira, Tenten salta Neji e outras surpresas. Entretanto Sasuke, Neji e Naruto sofrem para salvarem Konoha do caos! SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Jogo da Verdade reviews
As perguntas que vocês sempre quiseram fazer para seus personagens favoritos de Naruto! [Aberto][Rated M por segurança sobre perguntas, nada muito ofensivo e.e']
Naruto - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,748 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
A viagem! PELA EUROPA? oO ! reviews
Um poderoso artefacto ninja foi roubado e cabe aos melhores ninjas recuperálo!A única coisa que têm para a descobrir é uma pista e a sua localização aproximada:a europa! Sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, gaaraino, shikatemari: humor, romance e acção! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006
Peça? Anime? mundo virando louco! reviews
A Vila da Folha está cm problemas economicos, todos os ninjas têm que ajudar de alguma forma, todos os ninjas TODOS mesmo vão fazer uma peça para ajudar, o problema é qual! sumario horrivel u.u novo titulo n.n
Naruto - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005
A casa reviews
Após uma tempestade, toda a turminha de naruto fica presa dentro de uma casa muito estranha ... ou pelo menos, o que sobra dela. Com os nervos à flor da pele, o que não faltam são gritos e stress.
Naruto - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Signos de Naruto reviews
Você nunca pensou qual personagem de naruto se parecia mais com você? Veja com qual personagem você parece mais e se é narutino, shinino ou talvez qualquer um outro signo! T pela linguagem. Segundo capitulo, tudo o que foi pedido n.n
Naruto - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Sasuke Estressado reviews
Sasuke recebe uma missão especial do seu mestre! Demasiado especial para que até o Sasuke a suporte ... Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
Sexologia com Sakura reviews
Você já pensou nos problemas mais intimos das personagens de Naruto? Venha esclarecer as suas duvidas com a sexologia de Sakura. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Minha Bela Adormecida reviews
Mas, ela está dormindo, apenas dormindo, e seguro a esperança uma vez mais. YohAnna ONESHOT
Shaman King - Rated: K - Portuguese - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Laranjas reviews
Yoh e Manata falam sobre laranjas e Anna! Oneshot
Shaman King - Rated: K - Portuguese - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete