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 Poll: Which of these story ideas (find the list on my tumblr) are you most interested in? Since there are so many, you may pick up to 5. Vote Now! |
 Author has written 11 stories for Inside Out, Misc. Games, Mario, Grim Fandango, South Park, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Give me some coffee and I'll give you a story. I write the starts of stories. If people enjoy them, I continue them. I'm not on a strict time schedule, so I don't update at any particular time. But if you tell me what you want to see, I will focus on that for a while. I operate on feedback. Feedback and caffeine. Feel free to contact me about anything. Private message me for my usernames on other websites If you have illustrated a story of mine, please let me know so I can share a link to it in the story itself Rudeness will not be tolerated. I will give you a warning when I am serious about blocking you. After one warning, you will be blocked. No questions asked. Current Writing Plans: In an effort to gain more financial supporters so I may continue all my writing endeavors, I will be starting a ton of new stories from a whole lot of fandoms. I'll try and post the first chapters of at least 3 or 4 of the novel length ideas, and the intros for at least 1 or 2 of the oneshot ideas. If these new stories generate enough buzz and support, then all stories (including Infected and the all important Out of Place) will be continued at a regular pace. I just need to raise the funds to support myself first. Otherwise, I'm afraid I just wont have the time to write. Those who choose to support me will receive early access to new chapters, as well as access to bonus content including cut characters, concept art, factoids, and even super exclusive patron-only stories. Faded Memories is a patron exclusive tale. Two chapters are currently available. Coming Soon: Demons Don't Have Queens- Grim FandangoA huge, unique, and powerful demon appears in the Land of the Dead claiming to be the Ancient Demon Queen. She rallies all the demons of the world, leading them in a violent uprising against their human soul ‘oppressors’. Manny remains unconvinced, and Glottis loyally stays by his side. But when the demons assume control, it’s up to Manny and Glottis to find a way to dethrone this ancient queen. But as they dig deeper into this demons backstory, things only get more complicated. Especially when they discover that, unlike bee’s, Demons don’t have Queens. Not Our First Abduction- South Park Alien activity isn’t exactly unheard of in the lonely mountain town. In fact, Stan barely bats an eye when he and nearly a dozen other children find themselves forced aboard a rouge spaceship and taken to a far off planet. But things turn drastic when, in their grand escape attempt, one child fails to break free of the alien clutches. Finding help on the home planet of their captors seems impossible, but they’ll have to try. With assistance, they’ll be able to bust out their buddy and fly their stolen spaceship back home. Otherwise, they’ll be forced to attempt to fly the alien ship themselves, leaving an imprisoned Kyle stranded on the floating rock forever. The Lost Testimony- Phoenix Wright (For the Birds AU) Shortly before he is to testify in a mysterious murder case, renowned Forensic Medical Examiner Dr. M. Balmer goes missing. Phoenix, the defense attorney for the case, takes it upon himself to locate the missing witness. But during his search, Phoenix is attacked and falls victim to the same fate as the disappearing doctor. Now a prisoner in what feels like the other end of the world, Phoenix must unravel the mystery behind this black market trade he’s become involved in if he ever hopes to return to his normal life. Status of Current Stories: ALL CURRENT STORIES (Out of Place, Infected, Always By My Side, Escape From Dimension Q!) HAVE BEEN PUT ON A TEMPORARY HOLD. THIS IS SO THAT I MAY FOCUS ON INCLUDING A FEW NEW STORIES TO THE MIX IN AN EFFORT TO GAIN SUPPORTERS. ONCE A STEADY INCOME CAN BE ESTABLISHED, ALL CURRENT AND NEW STORIES WILL RESUME. YES, THIS MEANS THE ENDING TO OUT OF PLACE.IF I FAIL TO RAISE ENOUGH SUPPORT, THE ENDINGS TO THESE STORIES WILL BE PUBLISHED EXCLUSIVELY TO MY SUPPORTERS AS A THANKS FOR DOING WHAT YOU CAN. Every last fan I have, whether a patron or not, is so important to me. I appreciate every last one of you; from the reviewers to the quiet readers. Thank you for helping me to get this far. Let's hope to continue far into the future! |
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Not Our First Abduction reviews
Alien activity is pretty common in South Park. Stan is barely surprised when a dozen or more children are forced on a spaceship and taken far away. Things turn drastic when, in attempting escape, one kid fails to avoid capture. They'll have to find help to rescue their buddy and get back home. Without it, they'll be forced to fly the broken ship themselves, and leave Kyle stranded.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Life in a Mountain Town (Oneshot Requests) reviews
A collection of glimpses into the (not so) average lives of South Park's younger residents. REQUESTS OPEN SUBMIT ONE NOW CHPTR1 HAS GUIDELINES. New Chptr: Heaven Help Us: When an all powerful spiritual being decides the world is impure and plans to destroy it, the boys head out to beg it for a second chance. But they'll need to endure judgement that only the pure of heart can pass.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Craig T., Kyle B., Stan M., Tweek T.
The Lost Testimony reviews
Shortly before his testifying in a murder case, Medical Examiner Dr. M. Balmer vanishes. Phoenix Wright takes it upon himself to locate the missing witness. But during his search, Phoenix is attacked and falls victim to the same fate as the missing doctor. Now Phoenix must unravel a secret black market and a powerful crime ring in order to find his way home. FOR THE BIRDS AU
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Miles E., Larry B.
Demons Don't Have Queens reviews
A powerful demon appears in the Land of the Dead claiming to be the Ancient Demon Queen. She rallies all the demons in a violent uprising against their soul 'oppressors'. When the demons assume control, it's up to Manny and Glottis to dethrone this queen. But as they learn all about this strange demon, things get weirder, especially when they discover that demons don't have queens.
Grim Fandango - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2018
Infected reviews
Luigi could tell something was wrong. Mario never acted this way before. But he never could have predicted just how destructive this mysterious affliction would become. Luigi desperately attempts to find answers before his brothers entire mind is consumed by this horrible infection.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,930 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2018 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Mario, Luigi
Escape from Dimension Q!
Teenager Iz and robot Auggie are band mates auditioning for the biggest label around! But disaster strikes when their instruments refuse to play their song. Things only get worse when the two musicians are captured by members of a secret agency and are sent into Dimension Q. Now they must find and rescue 5 missing agents if they ever want to recover their song and make it home!
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,913 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 2/3/2018
One Imaginary Outing reviews
When Riley develops Strep, Joy and Fear find themselves handed a rare opportunity to leave HeadQuarters for a day. Trying his hardest to improve their new relationship, Fear invites Joy to Imagination Land for a day filled with excitement and adventure. But will it be too much excitement for his anxious nerves to handle? SHIPFIC. STARNERVE.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,780 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [Joy, Fear] Riley, Riley's Emotions
Out of Place reviews
A young girl feels like her mind has been numbed, and she begins to blame it on the mysterious figures appearing around the house. Join Riley as she attempts to help these tiny creatures, who claim to be her own emotions, back home. But with cats, exterminators, and her own nosy cousin, the task may be harder than she thinks.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,789 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Riley, Riley's Emotions
Without You reviews
After a life changing day filled with chaos and utter terror, Fear spends the night attempting to come to terms with a new feeling of loneliness and despair. Oneshot Starnerve. Written as an alternate to A Light in the Darkness.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2016 - [Fear, Joy] Riley's Emotions - Complete
Always By My Side SNEAK PEEK reviews
Delve into the mind of Riley's mother during her pregnancy. For while she is carrying the developing infant in her womb, her emotions are busy raising the childs five infant emotions, preparing them for their coming life inside the mind of their own human host. THIS IS ONLY A PREVIEW. THIS WILL BE DELETED ONCE THE FINAL STORY IS POSTED.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2016
A Light in the Darkness reviews
After becoming unable to stand up to the terrors in the night alone, Fear leaves the safety of his bed in search of comfort from his fellow emotions. Oneshot Starnerve, as requested by fans.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Fear, Joy]
