Name: Curmudgeon Roston. As far as you know.

Age: Probably older than you are. At least mentally. I've lost count to tell you the truth.

Hometown: How about Narnia? Is that a town? No, wait. I'm from Cair Paravel. I'm the captain of the royal guard, you see, which is evident from the rather fantastic crossbow that I have on me at all times.

Gender: Does it really matter? It's not like you'll meet me or anything. In fact, if you're particularly clever I think you could figure it out for yourself if you want to know that badly.

Now that I've managed to tell you absolutely nothing about myself other than I have sarcasm to spare, have fun staring at my blank and/or dead profile. Posting things takes self-esteem, and I quite simply have none to spare. I'm here for the free brain food.