"Starting up a cult?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Thank you for existing, author.

Wonderful! I loved it. Particularly the cult atmosphere.

So entertaining and delightful. Keep writing.

This is awesomely funny and well written. So glad to have finally discovered it. I hope you continue to share your stories.

Why aren't there hundreds of reviews for this?! I was just recently browsing my favorites, to make sure that everything there deserved to be there, when low and behold, I see this fic, and for the first time notice how many reviews it has.

How come it doesn't even have 50?! An absolutely beautiful work of art like this? Underappreciated?! Why?!

But seriously. This is like, one, of the best fics I've ever read. Still. Nothing has changed. It was all so great, and it wasn't about any of the main cast! That's so hard to pull off! But you, my friend, you are a miracle worker!

So, I just thought I'd give it another one of the reviews it deserves, cuz really, it deserves them, and so do you. :)

-Al

Gold. Absolutely wonderful. Pretty much looked like an idiot grinning to myself but it was worth it.

Oh.
My.
Gosh.

Beautiful.

Simply, utterly, wordlessly, beautiful. Thank you, hapless Jack-the-crewman. Thank you, Fake-McCoy.

Thank you, author who has constructed such a wonderful story and shared it with the world. This is...I have no words. It's a work of art. I congratulate you, sir or madam. This is utter perfection.

Yeah, if Spock said that to me I'd be over the moon. To hell with Starfleet. Would they really have preferred Enterprise to collide with a star?
Loved this to bits!

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

This fic is AMAZINGLY funny! Honestly, one of the best. You truely have a gift.

I honestly think Jack is the best OC i have ever come across. He's believable, relate-able, and (most importantly in my opinion) funny! And the by-play with McCoy and Spock in the back ground? Brilliant! Mate, this is awesome, so much so in fact I don't even mind if you procrastinate. Just don't leave me hanging! Again, totally awesome!

That was such a refreshing, cool, and well-written story! Thank you!

I LOVE IT! I LOVE I! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! Yeah, you did more and it is just as awesome as the first bit! I gotta say, I am really lovin' Jack, poor, poor, sadly skitttish Jack is definitely my favorite OC. Thank you soooooo much for doing more and if you really are going to do more I can hardly wait!

Very, very, VERY FUNNY!

Jack is now one of my favorite OC's ever! (And I generally avoid OC's). You have a very humorous writing style, and this reads VERY well. I was a little iffy about the continued one-shot, but you pulled it believably and excellently. Thank you so much, and I shall be delighted to read any new installments you get around to writing in the future. :)