Y halo thar!

I like to fancy myself an artist and writer, but my qualifications are still under review.

I enjoy writing slash, mostly with Original Male Characters.

I'm pretty open minded.

I dislike Mary Sues, though occasionally I may write one. I'll be sure to warn you when that happens.

I like criticism and I love all the people that review my stories.

Even the ones that are less than polite.

Please use proper English grammar and spelling when typing to me. When it's meant to be humorus, I like it, but when it's just because you're lazy or stupid, it pisses me off. Of course, if English is not your first language I'm more than happy to forgive you (and maybe correct you).

On that level, please alert me to any misuse of language. I greatly appreciate it.

Please forgive me for a lack of maturity, and my five-year-old sense of humor.

Wit is difficult for me.

There are many things I like. My current obsession is Supernatural.

I have not updated my stories or my profile in a very long time. If stories are incomplete, they are most likely going to stay that way. If you want to finish it yourself, let me know and we'll work something out. If I find my stories used without my permission, I will take every opportunity to point it out and I will do everything within my power to have the story removed -completely- from the internet.