A collection of random, hilarious and mostly OOC oneshots that will have you laughing (maybe cringing too) while I experiment with the utterly improbable for the Fowl universe. Latest; Foaly has been trying for months on end, but the magical night finally comes when he actually hacks into Artemis's diary. Taking requests; even the weirdest ones, so bring it on.

Pure Artemis and Holly FLUFF! Taking requests and ready to take on a challenge! T for a reason!

Christmas time is here and Artemis gets himself into trouble when he tells a lie to not disappoint his mother. Now needing the help of Holly, will they be able to get through the holiday season passing off the elf as his girlfriend? But when the lie spreads to more extreme measures on its own, Artemis and Holly realize that maybe they aren't acting as much as they think. A/H!

The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when a new threat arises to the magic of the People. With hostages, time-space and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

It has now been 7 years since Artemis Fowl was banned from seeing Holly Short. 7 long years from any connection to The People at all. However, suddenly Artemis goes missing after he moves away from Fowl Manor. 13 now, Myles and Beckett use their brother's files to find the fairy people and to save Artemis from a deadly opponent. But how far will they follow in Artemis' footsteps?

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Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

Tragedy marks Holly Short's life. Her mother, Coral Short, was the last piece of family she had left, precious and irreplaceable. To lose her was to lose everything, and yet fate had no sympathy, nor did time. In this terrible tragedy Holly would find her true path in life, in her mother's footsteps, and that path would lead her to a boy named Artemis Fowl. Rated T for Lang & V.

It seems like it'll be a normal Christmas for Artemis, Butler, Holly and Foaly; Juliet trying to get Holly and Artemis to be a couple, Juliet making a list of what they're going to do (which includes Secret Santa and making Gingerbread houses), and one last surprise on Christmas Eve. But then, Christmas is shaken up when someone from Butler's past shows up... written by J&Cynthia

When Artemis was young, Holly was always the invisible angel at his shoulder, keeping him safe and prodding him onto a better path. Maybe someday, he will have a chance to return the favor.

Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.

When magic interrupts and alters biology, Artemis and Holly find themselves in an unthinkable situation, one that will change their lives forever. (Warning: Mpreg.)

Parody of and including: clichés, bad fanfiction, pairings, and, of course, Mary Sues. Randomosity, people. (I have no idea what it means either, but it sounds catchy.)

Better written but still the unserious, hilarious story you love. When Artemis comes face to face with 12 alter egos, each one worse than the last, it's just plain annoying that a revived Koboi should feel like taking over the world. But on the brink of humanity's likely extinction, witness what happens when absolute stupidity meets total genius, with some teenage antics thrown in.

Artemis is not one for holidays; never has been, never will be. But on the scariest holiday of all, there might be one that can change his mind... if not at least force him to participate. HxA, Halloween, ,, Written by Cynthia Darling and J

The first and last time Holly will ever do this... One-shot, humor, slight AxH

Holly is her own person, and she gets to make her own decisions. That mean, her love life is completely up to her and she can choose who she wants; Artemis can't control that. But that doesn't mean that Artemis doesn't want her... all to himself. Songfic, AxH, one-shot

Artemis needs to learn some life skills, and who better to teach him that than Butler? Unfortunately, things don't go as planned when the chocolate chips come out... one-shot. Just humor, fluff, no OOC, technically, and just fun.

Artemis has been challenged like never before, when three of his worst enemies return and kidnap Holly. Will Artemis find out the secret to getting her back, something that for once isn't his brain and knowledge.

One boy, One lollipop, and one soccer ball.Rated kplus because Artemis almost dies.

An unknown enemy has risen and is initiating a plan to expose the People to humanity. Now Artemis, Holly and co must travel from the farthest corners of the Earth to its deepest depths to prevent inter-species war. Sequel to Ark of Triumph. Back in July!

Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters

Adversaries old and new have joined forces, and are threatening the survival of Haven. Now Artemis and Holly must once again race to save the world - the future of the People depends on them. Full summary inside. Spoilers for TLC. Slight A/H. Please R&R!

Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU

Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter join forces...

26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...

(Finished) Artemis Fowls isn't real, no he is just a character from a story. Aye, it is probably best for you to believe that, for who knows what would happen if you knew the truth...

The Artemis Fowl characters get whisked out of where ever they are by giant hands to participate in a game of Truth or Dare.

Its just something Holly HAD to do. shakes her head Root won't be very happy about this.

Holly hit her head. Momentary Chaos ensues.