Name: MISTRESS OF THE SPORK AND ITS PLASTIC WRAPPER Age:4,678 years old

Location: LAND OF THE CHEESE-HEADS

Sex: Yes Please
Favorite Harry Potter book: Prisoner of Azkaban
Favorite mangas: Gravitation, Saiyuki, Gundam Wing (only with fanficiton though).
Favorite Actors: Julia Roberts, Ben Stiller, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Stuart Townsend, Renee Zellweger, Jim Carey, Catherine Zeta Jones, Alan Rickman (love him in Love Actually), Cate Winslet, and the guy who plays Mr. Dracy in the old Pride an Prejudice!

Favorite TV Shows- The Simpsons, Famly Guy, House, Mad TV, A&E (but that's more likea station.)

Favorite Movies - Half Baked, Chicago, Brokeback Mountain (don't judge me!), foreign films, 12 angry Men, Dumb and Dumber, Silver Stallion (I'm a loser so what), SUPER TROOPERS, Fun with Dick and Jane, Derailed, Billy Elliot, Braveheart, Pride and Prejudice, Chronicles of Narnia, some of the Harry Potter movies, Never been Kissed, The Wedding Date, Million Dollar Baby, Neverland, HOuse of D (good Movie), Kung Fu Hustle, Austin Powers, Napoleon Dynamite, Save the Last Dance, A Knights Tale, Jarhead, 13 Gohsts, DOnt' tell mom the Babysiters Dead, Hustle and Flow, Love Actually, About a Boy, My Fair Lady, Shaun of the Dead, etc.

Favorite Singers: Favorite Bands are...The Sex Pistols, The Strokes, The Undertones, Janes Addiction, U2, The Cranberries, Rooney, Grateful Dead, Muse, The Libertines, The Music, The Pixies, Stone Temple Pilots, JET, The Bravery, The Walkmen, The Killers, Jem, Adema, 10 Years, The Shins, Rolling Stones, All american Rejects, Weezer, Slipknot, Twelve Stones, The Eagles, Nirvana, Dave Mathhews Band, Easyworld, Korn, Smile Empty Soul, kanye West, Three Days Grace, David Bowie, Janis Joplin, Steve Miller Band, Brendon Benson (sort of), Nick Drake, (Cello, I love the song) R.E.M, Iggy Pop (love 'Little Know it all), Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Cars, New York Dolls, The Kinks, Phish, Flogging Molly, The Velvet Underground, The Beatings, Stereophonics, Bloc Party, Aerosmith, The Vines, Blur, Smashing Pumpkins, GoldFrapp, TV on the Radio, Nirvana, The Buff Medways, Talking Heads, Iris, The Deftones, and I can't remember anymore. I'm pretty open minded when it comes to music, but I can't stand the Beatles or bluegrass.

Favorite Songs- Music is My Radar, Hotel California, Dakota, Helicopter, some song by Bloc Party with the word Tension in it, Wave of Mutilation, Mr. Brightside, My Way, Little Know It All, Anarchy in the U.K, The Bartender and the Theif, EPK, Just Because, Tulips, Beverly Hills, Vertigo, Rock'N Me, Summer in the City, Drive, Zephyr, Change ( In the House of flies.), Buttons, etc.

Favorite Author's: J.K. Rowling, Anne Rice, Philip Pullman, Ann Rand, Cate Teirnan, Judith Tarr, Darren Shan, Jenny Carrol, Dean Coonce, Louis Sachar, and of course certain fanfiction writers.

Favortie Games: Zelda (I'm so old school), The Simpsons Road Rage (thanks Curtis!), and Medal of Honor (my brother got me hooked on it, but I'm really not much of a gamer.)

Favortie Websites:
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Favorite Quote: "Does it look like I have the word Bank stamped across my forehead?" by my mom every time I ask for money!