Author has written 12 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Troy, Titanic, and Lost. Welcome! It seems you've stumbled upon my biography. You are welcome to read my stories of love and adventure and get to know me through my bio. Thank you for stopping by. Name: Kay I have been a practicing writer for seven years. It all started back in middle school when I wrote fan fiction about the Backstreet boys. Now I write fan fics about Orlando, Hayden, and Topher for my own personal interest. I have written fics for Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost, The O.C., ER, Troy, Titanic, Lord of the Rings and I'm starting to write That 70's Show. My favorite in progress story to write has been There and Back Again, a three part fan fiction about the production of Lord of the Rings and the lives of the cast. It's nowhere near done and is my personal little story. I have been writing it for almost three years. I love to drabble in chick lit, PWP's (which are my favorite to write), teen novelas, and even action/adventure. I've got about 50 stories on my laptop, few are finished, the others are in progress. I have attempted at writing many novels on my laptop for submission to publishers but can't seem to finish any of them. One of these days I will succeed!!! Of course it will be under a penname because I can't stand having my name as my writing name. :) I'm a full time student in MD and am majoring in history, shocking I know not majoring in creative writing. I'm heavily involved with campus activities (as in planning them and attending them). And because of that, that is how I met my love SS, that is what he is going to be called on this site to keep his identity secretive. But still in my free time writing takes up a lot of it. My stories have been featured here on fanfiction.net and on . All the other ones are on my laptop or my mind and no one has read them. I just want to thank everyone who has taken an interest in my writing and enjoys it! Thank you all so much, it means a lot to me. As for that, here's a little bit more about me: Actors: Orlando Bloom, Hayden Christensen, Topher Grace, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen, Johnny Depp, Tobey Maguire, James Franco, Shane West, Ben McKenzie, Adam Brody Actresses: Natalie Portman, Keira Knightly, Autumn Reeser, Rachel Bilson, Julia Roberts, Ginnifer Goodwin, Laura Prepon Movies: I have so many! Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spider-Man, 50 First Dates, Wedding Crashers, the list goes on Music: any movie soundtrack that catches my interest, Nickelback, Daughtry, Maroon 5, Justin Timberlake, Rob Thomas, Journey to name a few TV Shows: Lost (even though it's not as good as it use to be), The OC (still my all time favorite), That 70's Show, and Dancing with the Stars FAV QUOTES "War is old men talking and young men fighting. Ignore the politics," (Troy) "If you come we'll never be safe, men will hunt us, the Gods will curse us. But I'll love you, until the day they burn my body. I will love you..." (Troy) "People don't seem to look me in the eye here. I think I scare them. The baby...its like I'm this time-bomb of responsibility just waiting to go off." (Lost) "Full to the brim, with stick-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth-oh-god-it-makes-you-want-a-glass-of-milk...extra smooth..." (Lost) "It's the best bloody peanut butter I've ever tasted." (Lost) "We have to time them right? Okay, one sugar plum fairy...two..." (Lost) "I have this dream. I'm driving a bus and my teeth start falling out. My mum's in the back eating biscuits and the whole place smells of bacon." (Lost) "Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery, I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious." (Lost) "I think you have strength, but of a different kind. And one day your father will see it." (ROTK EE) "I'm glad to be with you Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things." - (ROTK) "Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin "The dolphin, he is dead. Did you know this?" - Hans Jensen (Dom) "Excuse me I interrupt you." - Hans Jensen (ROTK EE) "Do you collect sex toys?" - Hans Jensen "This is my second breakfast." - Dom "Mm, bosom." - Dom "I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?"-Claire "I wasn't going to let that animal anywhere near her again, ever."- Charlie (Lost) "Now, Lucy I know it's our first date and we have to appear demure. But if you want to invite me back for sex don't say tea. Say sex." - Charlie (Lost) "How you feeling?" - Charlie "I don't think anyone could hate you Elijah Woods, with your big blue eyes and American voice." - Hans Jensen (ROTK EE) "I love Minas Tirith." - Billy Boyd "You're taller." - Merry "I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire Pippin." - Merry (TT) "Our friends are out there. They need our help, they cannot fight this war on their own!" - Merry (TT) "Maybe Treebeard's right. We don't belong here Merry. It's too big for us. What can we do in the end? We've got the Shire. Maybe we should go home."- Pippin "We will see the Shire again." - Merry (ROTK) "Remember enjoy yourselves. But just don't touch anything!" - Willy Wonka "Hey little boy! Don't push my button!" - Willy Wonka "MUMBLER!" - Willy Wonka "You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts!" - Charlie's grandma "Sawyer, it's not a fashion show." - Jack on Lost "You have to save the baby, Charlie. You have to save him." - Claire and Mrs. Pace on Lost "You call this a diplomatic solution?"- Anakin "You're making fun of me." - Padme "You're not all powerful Ani."-Padme "I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message."- Obi-Wan "We live in a real world, come back to it."- Padme (EpII) "Please don't look at me like that."-Padme "It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi, not being able to visit the places you like, or do the things you like."-Padme "Don't be afraid."-Anakin "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."-Anakin "Ani? My goodness you've grown."-Padme "Just being around her again is...intoxicating."-Anakin (EpII) "I've learned this lesson before master."-Anakin (after they kiss) "Anakin, you've grown up."-Padme (EpII) "Spatchcock!"-me and my friend Alexis Jack Sparrow: to Pintel and Ragetti Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt. Jack Sparrow: Jack looks at the sleeping crew As you were, men. Jack Sparrow: How did you get here? Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do? Elizabeth Swann: Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other! Will Turner: What vexes all men? Pintel: watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming How'd this go all screwy? Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out I'd leave him be... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with. Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me you're troubled. Elizabeth Swann: It's real! Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner. Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat! Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked PIRATES! Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you. Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back, nigh, inseparable we are... were... have been... before... Elizabeth Swann: chains him to the ship It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see? Will Turner: ...That is, if you'll still have me. Jack Sparrow: to Norrington What are you doing here? You look bloody awful. Pintel: You don't even know how to read! Jack Sparrow: to cannibals after escaping them onto the Black Pearl My children! This is the day you will always remember as the day you... Jack Sparrow: sing-song I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it? Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him! Jack Sparrow: Dirt... this is a jar of dirt... Fez: I am telling you! I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record. Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad? the guys are high in Eric's basement Eric: I love the Bradys... hey, did you ever see the one where Mr. Brady went insane and put bells on all the doors? Donna Pinciotti: Is that your hand on my ass? Michael Kelso: Hey guys, guess what I got? Donna Pinciotti: What are you doing? Eric: You know, Donna, failing classes is not the only way to get attention from your parents. A lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home, just go slutty. Donna Pinciotti: It's OK, Eric. So... You got rid of them all? Eric: So I'll tell you what; why don't I just hold onto that until the real moment comes? SHIPS I SUPPORT Lost: Charlie/Claire, Kate/Sawyer FINSIHED PRODUCTS In Love with A Pirate: Potc, my first fanfiction story on this site The Death of Hector: A Troy oneshot Unable To Stay, Unwilling To Leave: A Titanic Oneshot Peanut Butter Dreams: A Lost one shot about Charlie and Claire Confessional: Charlie and Claire story. Charlie fights to find Claire in the surrounding jungle. Better Than Paradise: Charlie and Claire romance story of when they are rescued from the island. Dirty Little Secret: Claire held a secret in for almost a year. She must tell the one person who listens. Charlie. A One shot alternate universe story. In Some Other Life: A very AU story of Charlie and Claire finding each other even thought they weren't on the plane. Better Than Paradise II: Continuation of Charlie and Claire's romance after they are rescued from the island of mystery. Why Don't You and I: The remaining castaways are rescued from the island. Charlie and Claire remain friends and Claire suffers problems of her own and enlists the help of Charlie to solve them. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to start a relationship with Claire as he helps her get back on her feet. WORKS IN PROGRESS COMING SOON 'Across the Stars'-Uninvited Interruptions - A Padme Story: The first in my Star Wars series entitled 'Across the Stars', this features Padme's POV on the events in Attack of the Clones. It'll be the first of four stories. ON HOLD Better Than Paradise III: The Future Lies Ahead: The final chapter in the story of Charlie and Claire and their family. ON HOLD DUE TO WRITER'S BLOCK I know a lot of you love this story but I'm just not into it right now, I will finish it eventually. Forbidden Love: The POTC prequel to In Love With A Pirate. RECENTLY REMOVED For those of you reading these two stories, I'm just so sorry. They were not going anywhere and I could not think of where to go next with them Breathing Uninvited |