Disclaimer

-I Do NOT own the legend of Zelda. if I did... lets just say there would be a lot more of a relationship between Link and Zelda XD

If you have any ideas on a story you would like me to try to write just message me :) Id be happy to write them.

COPY AND PASTE LINES

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the water temple in OoT, MM and TP are a pain-in-the-ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Twilight, Edward Cullen and all the fangirls that chatter about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

List twelve Random characters , in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1) Link

2) Zelda

3) Tingle

4) Navi

5) Epona

6) Malon

7) Saria

8) Illia

9) Midna

10) Master Chief

11) Cortona

12) Donkey (From Shrek)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Malon/Cortana)uh...I have no idea how that fic would turn out but I have never read one.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Navi) Oh God NO! She is the most annoying character in LOZ ever!!

3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Midna) Quite a few actually, most of them are about Midlink...which I don't support.

4. Would two and six make a good couple?

(Zelda/Malon) umm...0_0

5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Epona/Midna or Epona/Master Chief) I would have to say Epona/Midna cuz they r from the same game and Master Chief is to o far with technical stuff to be riding a horse.

6. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff

(Link/Illia) Yes, I don't like it, but yes.

7. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Link/Malon/Donkey) WARNING: I don't know what I should warn u from it is just...0_0

(I did cut some questions out cuz they weren't really appropriate.)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like waffles.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull— or vice versa— copy this into your profile.

I'm a Christian and Proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku's Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, XxRandom NemesisxX, Rosewing86, Kamil the Awesome, Zeldageek726

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. During your lunch break, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, put "For smuggling diamonds."

7. End all your sentences in "In accordance with the prophecy."

8 Stop using punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Whenever you go out to eat, order diet water with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems "don't rhyme."

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell friends you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood."

16. Have co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

17. When money comes out the of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Keep count of how many people follow you.

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. Wherever you go, always remember: turn signals are a sign of weakness.