Who Are We?

Hai! I'm Jade.

Hey. I can be referred to as Laeradr.

We are a joint account. In case you were wondering, our account name means 'soul sisters.'

Indeed. We're equally insane.

Well yeah, but she's more violently insane than I am. Lock your doors, lock your windows, people!

About Us:

Jade:

Music: Imagine Dragons

Color(s): Blue, Black, Grey, Green (In that order)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Professional Napping

Drink: Tea

Food: Cherries!!

Laeradr:

Music: Imagine Dragons, Of Monsters and Men, The Script

Color(s): Grey

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Surfing the web

Drink: Coffee. Definitely Coffee.

Food: Snow Crab

Fandoms:

-Justice League (because Batman!)

-Avengers

-Pokemon (Gladion is bae)

-Pokemon

-League of Legends? (extreme 'maybe')

Message Board:

Jade:

404 Error-Logic Not Found.

Laeradr:

Hello. Goodbye.

How To Tell Us Apart:

A story with the Sagittarius symbol (the bow and arrow) means I wrote it.

A story with the Gemini symbol (the thing that looks kind of like the Roman numeral for 2) means I wrote it.

And anything with the Libra symbol (the thing that looks like a set of scales) means it's a collab story.

Ratings:

Just a quick note: I write up to T, nothing heavier. My stories may have death and/or violence/blood, but I won't really go into details. The closest thing I'll write to lemon is lime (implied lemon, but no actual lemon), so don't even bother asking. Actually, don't even think about asking. Just don't.

Clearly, the same rules don't apply to me. I'll never actually reach the point of lemons, but expect ... blood, gore, war, explicit description of torture, etcetera. You know the drill. And if you don't know the drill, figure it out. Don't tell me you're a group of dunderheads.

Current Status:

Feel free to drop questions, comments, or suggestions in our story reviews!

Personal Current Status: Gladion's edge is so inspiring.

Personal Current Status: Writing between intense schoolwork.

Current Stories:

Jade's Stories:

Five Times Gladion Was Edgy (and one time he wasn't): Gladion x Luna. Gladion, why are you so edgy? Why must you stab me in the feels? (-Ongoing-)

Standby: Batman x OC. Because he needs love, Selina is a criminal, and Talia's a b*tch. (-Ongoing-)

Shut Up, Stark!: Tony is told to shut up a lot. XD (-Story Complete-)

Avengers and Apples: The first installment of a new crack!fic series. They will all be one-shots, filled with cracky goodness! (-Story Complete-)

Cookies and Clint: The second installment of the Avengers and Apples series. Plenty of crack, for all your cracky needs! (-Story Complete-)

Steve's Sodas: The third installment of the Avengers and Apples series. Cracky crack crack. (-Story Complete-)

Tony Stark Attempts To Obtain New Pets: Title says it all! (-Discontinued-)

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Laeradr's Stories:

Asphodel: How did Nick Fury feel about Coulson's death?

Running in Circles: Darcy x Pietro soulmates AU

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Youre e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

People think you're insane.

You act like you're insane, then laugh about it.

When people look at you like they don't understand the joke, you laugh even more about it.

It is normal for you to go through three mugs/cups of tea/coffee/soda/energy drink one day, then suddenly become a purist and consume only water and crackfics for a week straight.

You have problems, openly admit you have problems, but when someone tells you that you have problems, you get offended.

You often end up dreaming up scenes for your fanfiction from the point of view of your main character in the middle of math class.

You randomly remember funny bits from fanfictions that you wrote/read and laugh about them, only for the people around you to give you weird looks.

You get so into your stories that your character's reactions/emotions affect you in real life.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

The unanimous Declaration of the two insane writers,

When in the Course of schoolwork events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the mental bands which have connected their minds with logic, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of the Devil entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of the little voice in the back of their head requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all writers are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Death, Music and the pursuit of Reviews. -That to secure these rights, is instituted among them, deriving its just powers from the consent of the writers,-That whenever any Form of Fanfiction becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Co-Authors to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Fanfiction, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Follows and Reviews. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Fanfictions long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that shitty writers are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute lack of Grammar, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Fanfiction, and to provide new Ideas for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these Writers; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Fanfiction. The history of the present Co-Author, Jade, is a history of repeated abuse and nagging, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute lack of Logic over Laeradr.

Hereby signed upon the Ninth Day of the First Month of the Year Two-Thousand Sixteen.

-Jade

-Laeradr