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Joined 10-06-14, id: 6176046, Profile Updated: 05-22-20
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, RWBY, Young Justice, and Supergirl.

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RWBYfy

If anyone is familiar with the show RWBY, I recommend it. It's fun and has fascinating world-building, and some of the most interesting character design of any cartoon ever. Almost every character in that show is based on another character from literature or history, or sometimes desert, as is the case with Team CFVY. The RWBYfy game is simple: each player submits any character or figure to turn into a RWBY character. They're also given one character from another player that they must RWBYfy. Bonus non-existent points for drawing the subsequent RWBYfied characters, plus weapons if applicable.

RWBYfying characters includes a colour-based name, backstory, kingdom and unique elements of design.

If any of the characters become villains, huntsmen, huntresses, etc., then you must ALSO come up with a semblance fitting their character/story and a weapon for them to use (preferably named). If they have a team, a colour-based team name and possibly other characters should be RWBYfied.

For anyone else still confused, here's an example I've done.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, RWBYfied

Name: Cassel "Hiccup" Haddock

Semblance: Invisibility

Gear: Inferno and Tyr (Blowtorch/Flame-sword and Crossbow/Shield)

From a backwater village in greater Mantle, one that's adamant about not needing greedy huntsmen to keep them safe. His father, the chief, has a particularly strong hatred for them, as his mother left them after Hiccup was born to become a celebrated Huntress in Vacuo. Instead, they unlocked the auras of all their children from an early age and taught them the ways of a warrior. Hiccup's hatred wasn't very deep-set, but he did hold resentment for his mother, especially because the other children mock him for being the offspring of what they hate.

One day he's out gathering firewood when he stumbles into a bloody and broken woman, resting at the base of a tree. He tries to rush to her aide, but they're attacked by Grimm. Despite her injuries, the woman fights the beast off, worsening her own condition. Hiccup stammers that he doesn't have any money to pay her for the rescue, but she just smiles and says that she wanted to help people for the smile it could bring to their faces. Not for the lien in their pockets. Finally, she collapses due to her injuries and asks for his name. He tells her it's "Hiccup", what the other children would call him, and she laughs out loud before grasping his hand and giving her own: "Summer Rose", before succumbing to her wounds.

Hiccup was torn. His whole life he was told that huntsmen and huntresses were evil and that they exploited hapless villages for coin in exchange for protection against the growing tide of Grimm. Yet there he was, alive because of the actions of a huntress, an injured woman who helped him because it was right. Suddenly, his father's scathing words and jibes cut deeper than they ever did.

He couldn't take it anymore. In the dead of night, he stowed away onto his father's ship and flew to Vale. He got a job working for a jolly weaponsmith called Gypsum "Gobber" Grey, and his eye for detail and mind for innovation caught the attention of Beacon, who asked him to apply his schools in the aide of other students. In exchange, they would help him get certified as a Huntsman via an accelerated program.

Backstory doesn't need to be that long, or hey, it could be longer, but the point is to have fun with it. See if you can integrate the new character into the greater RWBY-verse.

It's not required but I prefer to keep all of my RWBYfied character canon-compliant, meaning that they tend to be background characters who don't actually interact with the characters in the show itself. Helps me fool myself into thinking that these characters do exist, tangentially, within the growing universe of Monty Oum (R.I.P.).

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Mending the Knots by azndrgn reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rejected, his only choices were to return home or stay in Vale. In a random act, Jaune decides to open a massage parlor! He had the training for that! Jaune starts a new chapter while still trying to become a Huntsman, while also making friends with both civilians, Huntsmen, and .. criminals? Life's never been more interesting! Coverart by Kegi!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,194 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Jaune A.
Arrow: The Vigilantes of Darkness by Arsenal597 reviews
Having both survived the sinking of the Queen's Gambit and the island of Lian Yu, a hardened Harry Potter and Oliver Queen return to Starling City to complete the list and fulfill Robert's dying wish. However, when both Harry and Oliver's pasts come back to haunt them, they will have to fight to save Starling City.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,021 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan
Who's This White Kid? by Flameraiser reviews
Harry wakes up in a strange jungle seemingly de-aged and without his wand. He has to figure out how to live in this whole new environment that he has seemingly warped to. And what the hell is a Wakanda? First few chapters will be about entry into the world and not much else. Obviously takes place in the Avengers universe. Will primarily use the MCU as a reference.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,246 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 8,162 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Harry P.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8657 - Favs: 8,484 - Follows: 8,561 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin reviews
Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,017 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 4,319 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P.
Pineapple by Imyoshi reviews
Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,052 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 1,042 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 14,724 - Follows: 13,874 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4552 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9492 - Favs: 9,119 - Follows: 7,225 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7919 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 7,182 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Unwinnable by LaughingLefou reviews
This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,803 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Jaune A.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,616 - Follows: 11,532 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Return of the Dragon Rider by QueenAurora reviews
It's ten years after the sudden disappearance of a small boy from a village called Berk, and the village is in ruins. The dragon raids are more often and more intense every time. But then everything changes when they shoot down a Night Fury and it's rider...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,819 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, OC - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
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The Lightning-Struck Soldier reviews
My name is Harry Potter. I'm Death. You may believe you know my story; you don't. On my twenty-first birthday, my family was murdered in cold blood. I lost myself in vengeance. Two years later, a goddess sent me to a strange world of superheroes where I took on the mantle of the Reaper. Now, I do my job to protect the sanctity and scarcity of life. I am...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,117 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/18 - [Harry P., Lena L.] Alex D.
Echo: the First Son of the Amazons reviews
"The First Son of the Amazons draws closer, / From ashes, he is found. To ashes, he may fall; / The Pride or the End of Themyscira." On Halloween Night, 1981, a small cottage on Godric's Hallow exploded. Defying all odds, a small child survived, and he was plucked from the smouldering ruins into the warm embrace of a Warrior. This is their story...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/16/2019
7 reviews
On the trip from Hogwarts at the start of the Winter Holidays, the Hogwarts Express is attacked. Seven children die, one from each year. Harry retaliates. WARNING: Major Character Death. Unstable!Harry. Brutal!Harry. Complete One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2019 - Complete
MRLD: Volume 1 reviews
Three years after his victory over Voldemort his fourth year, Harry decided he needed a change of scenery. A high octane world of strange creatures and stranger superheroes seemed right up his alley. But what was the mysterious Headmaster hiding, and what did it have to do with him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Harry P., OC, Lavender B., OC
Complicating Reality reviews
Harry Potter is a magician. Oh... and also a wizard, I guess. A collection of England's reactions to an unconventionally magical Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 3/2/2018
The Marauders' Legacy reviews
First in the Aura Series. Harry's been entered into the Triwizard, totally against his will. What happens when Hermione doesn't approve of "his choice?" Harry discovers a secret as old as the school itself, but what does his father's group of pranking friends have to do with it? Not Slash. Bash!fic, but with a twist. (Hiatus Pending Rewrite)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Dean T.
Hercules Academy, Otherkind Prep School reviews
Hiccup's life wasn't ever simple, but at least it wasn't batshit insane most of the time. What happens when his life takes a turn so sudden that he couldn't tell you if it were for the better or worst? Pairings undecided. An AU or the classic RotBTG Big Four fics. Superpowers don't always mean superheroes. Rated for Language.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017
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