“From me too you, you’ve got to be crazy. You know what I’m talkin’ about? Full goose bozo. ‘Cause what is reality? You’ve got to be crazy, you’ve got to! ‘Cause madness is the only way I’ll stay alive. It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo cause you’re only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that, you’re nothing. Don’t. From me to you, don’t ever lose that cause it keeps you alive. Cause if you lose that – pfth! That’s my only love. Crazy. Cause there’s no way any government in the world can handle madness. Cause you’ve got to fly above it all – remember angles, they have wings because they take themselves lightly. I don’t want to preach to you cause preaching is like what my grandfather used to say; you can fool some of the people some of the time and jerk the rest off, and that sucks. But from me to you, keep bozo; You’ve got to. And like Lord Buckley said, he said, people, they’re like flowers. It has been a privilege pollinating in your garden.” –Robin Williams

Hey you! Yeah you. You know who you are. Do it. Whatever you're thinking about, do it. Live for yourself. Be free; be who you want to be. Life is full of surprises. Surprise yourself. LIVE EVERYDAY FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. LOVE YOURSELF! AFK

MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE HER

SUPERWHOLOCK!!!!! and Harry Potter... ;P (ps. fred is only in a coma!!!! NOT DEAD!!!!!!! NEVER)

A best friend is some one who will scream ' I LOVE YOU' in the middle of the hallway, not caring if people think your lesbians.

They're laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit. Give it to the Daleks.

And a chapter a day keeps the Daleks away.

Dumbledore: "Remember students, all Voldemort really needs is a hug."

"Thank you Captain Obvious." "Your welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm."

I've got a jar of dirt!!!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up. And then not even...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.

And now, ROBIN WILLIAMS:

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.

If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. (Like plan D for Dumbass)