Hello people, animals and robots of the internet! You may call me DerangedOptimist but, similar to the Doctor, I am forbade to speak my name to anyone. Well...not forbade...but you get the idea!

So, anyway...ALLONS-Y!

About me!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumb wars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.

On the subject of Doctor Who!

On the subject of Musicals!!!

Obscure things I just feel like typing in here for no obvious reason

Riddles! Because why not?? (If you want the answers, PM me)

And Now...*drumroll* A QUIZ!!!! :D YAY!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81 find line 4

"Keep back, Laura!" Pa said sharply.

2. Stretch out your left hand as far as you can. What can you touch?

A couch

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who.

4. Without looking, guess the time.

9:00

5. Now look at the clock. What’s the actual time?

9:00 (Yup. I'm so amazing.)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dog chewing on an antler.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Umm...Isn't that a little stalker-ish??

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my computer

9. What are you wearing?

...Why do you need to know??

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so? I can't exactly remember...

11. When did you last laugh?

When I hit my sister in the face with a sweet potato

12. What’s on the walls of the room you’re in?

Things. There are quite a lot of things on the walls.

13. See anything weird lately?

my sister getting hit in the face with a sweet potato

14. What do you think of this quiz?

ILLUMINATI

15. What’s the last movie you saw?

Hmm...Guardians of the Galaxy?

16. If you could become a multi-millionaire, what would you buy?

THE EARTH. So I could fine all the people who just dump their trash everywhere

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

...Why?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or policies, what would you do?

I would make it so we could travel to other galaxies.

19. Do you like to dance?

HA! That's funny!

20. George Bush:

...Excuse me?

21. Your first child’s a girl—her name?

Clara Katelyn

22. Your first child’s a boy—his name?

Jeremy

9/24

I DARE YOU TO TRY THIS!!!!

Type your penname with your knuckles: Deranged Optimist

Type your penname with your nose: Deranged Optimist

Type your penname with your elbow: Deranged Optimist

Type your penname with your eyes closed: Deranged P[timist

Type your penname with your head: F4er5taj43eer nQHJM,HJN

Type your penname with your toes: Deranged Optimist

By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on the date November 14, 2014,

DerangedOptimist gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and ran away.

Her chosen name is the Optimist, for it is her mission to bring hope and light to the darkness of the universe

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.

http://forum.fanfiction.ws/forum/The_Official_Time_Lord_Registry/88918/