Hello! I am the Lime-lensed Lord.

I would like to say that I'm a successful dark lord who recently conquered several multiverses, and for all you guys know that could actually be true, but unfortunately that is(likely) not the case.

I am however, a student who by most standards would be called 'overworked', and survive on a diet purely of green and chai teas, alongside the occasional soul of the immortal.

I see no point in disclaimers for stories on the Fanfiction website, as the very site name itself says Fan-fiction meaning something make-believe about somebody else's works which people happen to be fans of. Or in the case that you are the creator of the work, you are writing fiction about your own story...which makes...little sense. Why not just write it in the canon? Anyway, I see no point in disclaimers as the sight itself is a disclaimer. And there's my disclaimer;)

You know those boring things in the front pages of books detailing the publishing, copyright, authors right, ect. ect. ect.? Recently I came across one more peculiar than others...

Printed in a nomads tent in the desert of Lop, known to some as the Great Lop Depression, extending eastward along the foot of the Kuruk-Tagh to the formerly terminal Tarim Basin in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region, and almost perfectly horizontal expanse.

Bound at great expense in a facility deep underground, the entrance to which, between Fish Street Hill and Pudding Lane, London, you should not attempt to locate, for you own safety.

Vigilantly proofread by the two heads and 5 eyes of Patricia Panopticot. "Caesar non supra grammaticos."

Please don't copy, steal, or dog-ear the pages of this book. Please don't use this book as a coaster or doorstop. Please don't read the third story in this collection aloud backward. The publisher cannot be held responsible for what may occur.