"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln

Hello and welcome to my profile!

I am IAmFluentInSarcasm, previously known as EragonArya4Ever and I read/write/am obsessed with fanfiction for/of Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Percy Jackson series, Throne of Glass series and A Court of Thorns and Roses trilogy.

ABOUT ME:

Height: 5' 3"

Gender: female

Hair: reaches a little past shoulders, straight, brown

Eyes: hazel brown

My first language isn't English.

I love reading fantasy and romance novels. I also love reading and writing Fanfiction.

My favorite show is probably F.R.I.E.N.D.S and my favorite movie is Hachi: A Dog's Tale.

I have no idea whatsoever what I want to do in life.

I ship Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Herongraystairs (Wessa and Jessa), Percabeth, Caleo, Jily, Hinny, Arygon, Samlaena, Rowaelin, Feysand/Feyrhys, Moriel, (to a smaller degree also:) Nessian and Elucien.

Herondales, someone had told her once. They were everything that Shadowhunters had to offer, all in one family: both the best, and the worst.

“Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.” - Tessa Gray, TID

“It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them.” - Will Herondale, TID

"There are memories that time does not erase... Forever does not make loss forgettable, only bearable." - Jem Carstairs/Brother Zachariah, TMI

“You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. That is all.” - Magnus Bane, TID

“Heroes aren't always the ones who win. They're the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don't give up. That's what makes them heroes.” - Clary Fairchild, TMI

"I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then.” - Jace Herondale, TMI

"It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's a million little paper cuts everyday." - Alec Lightwood, TMI

"Hearts are breakable." - Isabelle Lightwood, TMI

“I wouldn't change it. I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they're dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive.” - Simon Lewis, TMI

"My heart died a while back." - Eragon Shadeslayer, IC

"Live in the present, remember the past and fear not the futur for it doesn't exist and never shall." - Saphira Brightscales, IC

"It is impossible to go through life unschated. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and accomplishments." - Arya Drőttning, IC

“We're staying together. You're not getting away from me. Never again.” - Percy Jackson, HOO

"As long as we're together." - Annabeth Chase, HOO

“I'm going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don't think I don't know how this might end. I've known it for years.” - Harry Potter, HP

“No one was my master — but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared.” - Feyre Archeron, ACOTAR

“Everything I love has always had a tendency to be taken from me." - Rhysand, ACOTAR

“She was Aelin Ashryver Galathynius—and she would not be afraid.” - TOG

"You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love. Just as you cannot pick which parts of me you accept.” - Dorian Havilliard, TOG