I am a short story writer. All of my ideas for the main plot come to me while I lay in bed. My first story may not be classified as a fanfic mainly because they are not based off of a movie, TV show, book, or YouTube video. If there was a category for random, then I might upload it. I like to write with violence associated in my stories, so don't be alarmed if there is either a fight, blood, or even death in the story. It's just my style. I appreciate everyone who reads, reviews, or just visits my stories. I am planning on making The Pokemon University my only stories that get uploaded, but there might be a few stories that pop up from nowhere. I like Pokemon. I don't know why.

Do you really need to know who I am? Okay...no.

JK, I am a high school student and I love to write stories. Not essays, though. When it comes to an essay, my brain gives up.

Personally, I am straight, but will make the occasional gay joke, and, even more questionable, gay act. It's what I do. I could never kiss a guy. I'm uncomfortable with that. But I will support gays. And bi. And pan. Anyone. Just don't piss me off, because I'm a freaking time bomb. You don't know when I'm going off.

Every story that I write WILL include either a reference to pop culture or some kind of product placement. And, also, maybe some humor (ADULT OBVIOUSLY!)

Never fall in love with ANY of my characters. THEY WILL DIE!!! (or emotionally scarred because of another character's death.) i.e. Taylor, Alex, Izzy, Chloe, CJ, etc.

My preferred band would have to be Avenged Sevenfold. If the song "Not Ready to Die" appears in any part of my stories, ALWAYS expect a death or some other tragic event.

My favorite color is blood red (to associate me with my violent style).

I LOVE LUCARIO'S. I have a plush Lucario, a plush Riolu, a plush Pikachu, a Cyndaquil, and a ton of Eeveelutions.

Follow me on Twitter @blazingalex19 for updates and other shits.

Purchase University now! - http ://www. amazon. com/gp/product /B013W5L4V8?* Version*=1&*entries*=0

Other versions will be released soon.

That's all for now.

I am available for Beta Reading now. E-mail me at alxlrx14@ or send me a PM.

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-O (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-O through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it ethically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.

Crazy is when you mix five boxful of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side-walk,and say it's "alien bloooood".

Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.

Crazy is when your laughing so hard that you inhale a whole packet of fun dip (ohhhhhhh how much it burns)

Crazy is when you want to wear fake furry ears and a tail to an anthro planet just to see how everyone reacts

Crazy is when you make a fool of yourself then call your self a physco

Crazy is when you stay up all night to read fanfiction only to realize you've already read it before

Crazy is when you convince yourself that guy you saw walk past the door, was really nothing.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!