Author's Notes: Okay, this idea popped into my head one morning while I was still trying to wake up. I know, I know, I have another story going, but I promise, it will be updated more than this one. Now that that is out of the way, this one will be more... lemony than RKA (Ray's Kanto Adventure, if your wondering), so be prepared. Anyway, without further a due, the first chapter. Also, I decided to change a little and do this in third person, though I will sometimes switch to people's POVs, and it will be shown. As well, everyone in this story are humanoid. I think the proper term is that they are in moemon form... i think... anyway they're humanoid. Meaning they all (usually) have clothes on. Meaning a Luxray can pick up a fork, because they have humanoid bodies. Even pokemon like Lucario are more humanoid. Thanks!

Unova is really busy this time of year. A nice, Autumn day descends yet again on the peaceful town of Castelia. People calling to each other, students rushing around for last minute supplies before school starts. All are going about their day as usual. Well, all except one.

"Finally," our male protagonist says as he shoulders his bag. He stands with his back to the train station, for he had just come from there. He had long red hair, that went down to his upper back and was black at the very end. He wore it loose, so it waved freely in the wind. He wore a black T-shirt along with black pants. He had fur covering his body, and a snout-like face. He also had red eyes. He was a Zoroark. He looked back down at the map he was holding, searching it for one place in particular. He seemed to find it, and carried on through the street, barely watching where he was going, but not bumping in to anyone either.

He made his way down the street, easily avoiding everyone. After about thirty minutes of walking, for be wasn't counting, he arrived at the edge of the city. There in front of him, stood a three story mansion. It had a wall along with a gate, and a small flower bed of to the side. He looked at the mao for confirmation, and obviously getting it, he walked up and opened the gate. He stepped inside it and closed it, then walked to the door and rang the door bell. Be waited for a couple of seconds, before it was opened. Standing there was a man who wore a brownish red dress coat, along with matching jeans. He had black fur on his body, albeit not as thick as our male protagonist.

"Ah," The man said, "You must be Zane!" His higher than a usual male of about 40, nut not enough to be womanly. Before he could answer, or say anything, another person walked up behind the man.

"Who is it? She asked, for I could tell it was a she.

"Your knew butler," The man said happily, swinging around to face her.

"Oh, he's here already?"

"Yes yes, but I'm sure he doesn't want to stand outside."

"Oh, right," she said moving back and allowing me to come inside. There, I got my first good look at the girl. She was about Zane's age, which was 19, and had long pink hair that went down to her butt. She wore a light pink tank top with a slightly darker pink skirt that went down to her lower thighs.

"Greetings, miss," Zane said, bowing.

She blushed. "Please, call me Esper."

"As you wish," Zane said, then turned toward the man. "She is the one you told me about Sir Xavier?"

"Yes," Xavier said, "The others will be down shortly."

"Of cour- wait what?" Zane asked

Didn't I tell you? I have more than just one daughter. And speak of the devil, there they are!"

Coming down the stairs were about seven girls, ALL of which were around Zane's age. Let me describe them.

The first, a Jolteon, had yellow hair that reached her lower back, a yellow tank top, and a black skirt and yellow eyes. The Vaporeon had light blue hair down to her upper back, a dark blue top and a matching skirt and dark blue eyes. The Flareon had reddish yellow hair, with a red top and skirt and red eyes. The Glaceon had light blue hair down to her butt, a light blue top and skirt and light blue eyes. The Leafeon had light green hair down to her upper back, light green top, and darker skirt and green eyes. The Sylveon had pink hair down to her waist, white top and skirt and green eyes. Finally, the Umbreon had black hair down to her waist, black top and skirt and black eyes.

"Girls, come here please," Xavier called to them. They walked over to them, and upon seeing Zane, had different reactions. The Jolteon, Leafeon and Sylveon just looked at him, the Glaceon glared at him, and the Flareon, Vaporeon, and Umbreon winked at him.

"Zane will be your new butler," Xavier said.

"Oh good," the Jolteon said, "If I had to wash another dish..."

"Yes, well, Zane, these are my daughters: Jolt, Vapor, Flare, Glacier, Leaf, Sylver, and Umbre." He said, pointing to them in the order that was used for their descriptions above.

"Greetings," Zane said, bowing to them. All but the Glaceon giggled.

"Well, I need to go, so... Esper! show this young man to his room so he can unpack." Xavier said.

"Come on," Esper said, dragging Zane along. She showed him to his room.

"Wow..." he said as he entered. In the far right corner was his bed. Beside it a desk with a lamp sat. A dresser sat beside that. On the other side were two doors. One for a bathroom with a shower and tub, and the other was a walk in closet.

"I haven't had one of these before," Zane said, dropping his stuff on his bed.

"What, a room to yourself?" Esper asked.

"A bed," came the answer. Silence followed.

"Well," Esper said, finally breaking the silence. "Now you do. So we need you to go back down to the living room in one hour, understand?" Zane nodded, and she left. As soon as she left, Zane unpacked. He set a picture on the desk. He put his clothes up in the closet, and then he pulled his playstation3 and Xbox360 out. He walked over to the TV that was beside the door of the room. The TV had a small shelf beside it, as well as two slots under it where game stations could go. He set the game stations in the slots and plugged them up. Happy with his work, he looked at his watch. He still had 30 minutes before he had to go down. So he set an alarm on his phone for 5 minutes before time, and started up the playstation. He decided on Call of Duty Black Ops 2. He started online play, and looked at his username: TheZoroarkOver9000. Yeah, so he joined a group and put his wireless headset in. He was surprised at the first voice I heard.

"Who's TheZoroarkOver9000?" It was Esper. Zane smiled. "Me," he said. He heard one or two gasps, then,

"Zane?" It was Esper again.

"In the flesh," he answered

"Oooo, this just got interesting," it was Umbre. He realized that the other 8 people were the sisters. He smiled. This WAS going to be fun. They set it to a free-for-all, no time, 100 kills would win. Zane went with his Assault class, which featured a KSG and the Hammer. They started play. After a while, Esper spoke.

"You're good, Zane." She got murmurs of agreement. He and Esper were ahead by 15 kills. Both of them had 80. In a matter of minutes, they both had 98. Zane changed to his quick scope class, then killed himself so he could respawn with it. It consisted of a Sniper Rifle and an Assault Rifle. He quickly ran into the purple house, killing Umbre who was inside, making her curse, and "set up shop" inside. Esper also had 99 now, and they wanted their last kill to be each other. She quickly ran out of hiding, shooting Zane with a crossbow bolt. However, he still had his sights on her and, just before she could make it to cover, he shot her right before he blew up. There were a lot of shouts of congrats, as well as a few choice swear words on Esper's part, when suddenly Leaf asked a question.

"Hey Zane, can you cook?"

"Yeah," Zane said, "Why?" This time shouts of relief were heard, saying something about Jolt's "cooking."

His alarm went off, so he told them the hour is almost up. They all thanked him, and everyone signed off. Pleased with his victory, he got up after turning the system, and TV off, and headed over to the door. When he opened it, however, Esper was standing there. Silence ensued.

"Hi," he said finally.

"...hi," she said quietly.

"...Mind telling me why you're here?" He asked.

"No, I don't," she said, scooting closer to him. Before he could say anything, Umbre walked up.

"Come on, you guys. Dad's leaving soon, so this is our last meal with him for a while." She said. Esper immediately turned around and actually ran off.

"What's with her?" He asked Umbre.

"I don't know," she answered, though she did have a guess, but she wasn't going to tell him.

"Okay. Well then, let's go," he said, heading to the living room. When they got there, he realized they were the last to get there. Vapor was asking Xavier something.

"Who's going to stay here while your gone?" She asked.

"That is another reason I hired Zane," Xavier answered. "He will protect you."

"Oh come on," Glacier spoke for the first time since he got here, "how is one little Zoroark going to protect us? I could beat him with my arms tied behind my back."

"Care to try?" He asked from behind her, making her jump and spin around. Everyone, even Glacier, stood gaping, well, with the exception of Xavier.

"How..." Glacier stuttered.

"She's got the best ears of all of us," Jolt said.

"I wonder what else he's capable of..." Vapor whispered, but his ears picked it up.

"Well," he said, turning to her, "I can cook, clean, fight, and people say I'm a relatively good dancer."

"Is that an invitation?" Vapor asked, smiling as she got closer to Zane.

"Who's up for dinner?" Esper asked suddenly.

"I AM!" Everyone said at once.

"Well, dad got a take out," Esper continued.

"YES!" Flare shouted. "No more of Jolt's cooking!"

Jolt seemed a little down, and lagged behind the rest, so while everyone filed into the dining room, Zane fell into step beside her.

"Something wrong?" He asked.

"N-no," she said quickly.

"If you want, I could teach you how to cook," he said.

Her eyes filled with hope. "Really?" She asked.

"Of course," He said. She hugged him.

"Yay!" She said, then sped into the dining room, with Zane slowly following. This was definitely going to be an interesting few days, especially with the first day of college tomorrow.

More Of Those Notes You Love: And... finished! So? What do you think? Like? Don't like? Tell me in your reviews! And no flames! They Will Be IGNORED! So yeah... bye! RayTheZoroark Out!