Hello! I'm Krystal and I am a complete nerd with no friends. I love The Yogscast, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Tumblr and here is a list of pairings I ship:

Zoethian (heavily ship it!)

Rythna

Strifian (StrifeXRythian)

Xepmadia

Sjinty

Tobyn

Sjips (it's alright, but I kinda prefer sjinty)

NanoCoffee (Soooo cute!)

Honeyphos

Xephna

Mintron (MintyXTeutron)

Meta-Tenrose (Meta-crisis TenXRose Tyler)

Also, I ship the Zoelna where Lalna likes Zoey but Zoey's with Rythian, if yo know what i mean. But I do see Zoey and Inthelittlewood as possible best friends.

Here are a few facts about me:

Name: A*i*a*l K*r*-*o*g*n (I'm not giving you my real name, you can call me Krystal)

Age: Between 0 and 10,000,000,000.

Gender: Female, but I'm kinda Tom-boy.

Favourite member of The Yogscast: Rythian (Not even a chance! I actually discovered him through Lalna, of all people...)

My Doctor: Ten

Hobbies: TUMBLR Reading, Writing, Art, and talking to myself seems to be one of my pass times now too!

Favourite Quote: Even shadows need a light...

...For without a light, what defines the shadows?

Here is a game-thing I keep finding on people's profiles:

Ten characters from fandoms:

1. Rythian

2. Zoey

3. Teep

4. Lalna

5. Xephos

6. Honeydew

7. Inthelittlewood

8. Toby

9. Lomadia

10. Nilesy

1 woke you in the middle of the night, why?

Me: Rythian why are you in my house at two in the morning?

Rythian: It's happening! I've tried healing it but it just got worse! *Shows spreading black scales over the bottom half of his face*.

Me: Oh my god! I thought that was just in fanfictions! Hang on! *Casts an elite spell that pushes the scales back to his left cheek and lips* There!

Rythian: Thank you. *Teleports away to Blackrock*

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Teep! *Teep turns around and immediately walks back out*

4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9, what happens?

Me: *Pats Xephos on the back, He's crying his eyes out* There there, Xephos. They'll probably divorce anyway, they're both strong willed and that means they'll clash at some point.

5 cooked you dinner, what happens?

Me: Xephos, aren't you dating Lom?

Xephos: Yeah, I wanted you to try it for me. Plus I need to know what to get Lom for her birthday.

6 was on the beach next to you sleeping?

Me: Oh Honeydew.

7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family?

Me: Does this mean I'm a sapling princess?

Inthelittlewood: Yep.

Me: Yay! I'm royalty!

8 got into the hospital, what happened?

Toby tried to show off to Inthelittlewood by climbing the tallest tree in the jungle, and fell off the top.

9 made fun of your friends?

I slap her round the face and tell her to bring back the real Lom!

10 ignored you all the time, why?

I told him his pool was awful.

Two serial killers are hunting you down, what will 1 do?

Rythian would just have to stand in front of me and stare at them before they run away in fear. Me: Thanks Rythian!

Rythian: No problem.

You're on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What does 2 do?

Zoey would call Rythian who would teleport and heal me because we're best friends! (I wish)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A new bow. My old one's string over a bent stick.

You get dumped by someone, how does 7 cheer you up?

He would grow a small forest for me to play in!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Lom would give me a pet owl for good luck, and come watch me and cheer me on from the sidelines. It would probably be a magic tournament.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Nilesy? He would laugh right alongside me.

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because Rythian is a really kind, thoughtful guy when you get to know him, and he's utterly gorgeous!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Xephos and Honeydew? Maybe...

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you?

Me: Brother? Why are you staring me?

Inthelittlewood: You look beautiful in this light.

Me: *Blushes* Thank you Martyn, but you're my brother!

8 thinks he/she will never get a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Me: Toby! You're a really nice boy, you'll find someone. Trust me.

Toby: Thank you. *Blushes*

3 and 4 have been in that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Teep is enjoying torturing Lalna.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Rythian and Honeydew. Nether in a million years. (See what i did there?)

Would 2 trust 5?

Why wouldn't Zoey trust Xephos?

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Nilesy: Lalna! That hurt!

Lalna: Sorry. I'm bored.

Nilesy: Go do some goofy science experiment! *Lalna turns and walks away*

1 and 5 are forced back to school together. What study do they pick?

Art. Everybody likes Art, even Rythian. Even if his paintings are dark. And Xephos could paint pictures of his old home, like all spacey and stuff.

If 6 and 3 made dinner, what would they make?

They would make meat cooked covered in Jaffas.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Wild owl carers. Martyn climbs the trees and Lomadia restores them to health for Martyn to release.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I would say so. But I'm guessing Toby isn't exactly a hairdresser based on his haircut.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend would look like; will 6 be happy?

Lom's a pretty good drawer from what I can tell, so if she drew a lovely female dwarf... Honeydew would probably be happy, yeah.

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Lalna: Hey Teep! Hey Toby! I wanted to talk to you about a new kind of sword, the ruby sword.

Teep: *Looks at him questioningly and pulls out bow*.

Toby: Why us? *Puts hand on hilt of sword*.

Lalna: Teep because he's the only the guy at Blackrock that doesn't hate me, and Toby because Martyn's too happy to talk violence, and I've already told Honeydew and Xephos. *They both calm down and the three have a pleasant dinner*

You need to stay at a friend's house. Whose house, 1 or 6?

Rythian's. He's my best friend!(In an ideal world) Also Honeydew snores.

2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?

Zoey and Martyn? When Nilesy walked in, they would stop and blush furiously. Nilesy would run out of the room and go tell Rythian, who would sit and cry for three hours before passing out.

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?

Lalna: Ha! Krystal! Now I can torture Rythian, by making him watch his best friend die slowly. *Gets shocked by giant tesla coil*.

Me: Thanks Zoey.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Smoke alarm*

3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Teep hands rose to Lomadia*

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Inthelittlewood: Give me all your saplings or Zoey gets it.

Xephos: Isn't she your girlfriend?

Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react?

Toby: Come on man! Why am I not invited? I'm your best friend!

Martyn: Because you're going to be best man, so you don't need an invite!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

He's not. Inthelittlewood is really nice.

9 arrives too late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Lomadia: Sorry Zoey! I was trying to find my dress!

Zoey: Nevermind. You're here now.

5 and 9 get drunk and end up at your house. What happens

Me: You two celebrate the anniversary Honeydew style? *Xephos and Lom nod*

9 murders 2's best friend (has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back?

Zoey: Lom! Why would you kill Rythian?

Lomadia: He was threatening me and Xephos! It was an act of self-defence!

Zoey: No it wasn't. *Throws knife at Mr Owl but misses on purpose* Get out of here.

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?

Honeydew: Rythian! I'll get you on the ledge if you teleport me up after.

Rythian: Deal. Now pass me your shoulder so I can boost myself up. *Gets up and teleports Honeydew up after, as promised.)

8 and 3 go camping but they forgot food. What do they do?

Toby: *Teep pulls out bow and Toby pulls out sword* Lets hunt.

5 is in a car accident and critically injured. What does 9 do?

Lom stays by his side, no matter what. They may kiss slightly.

End of the quiz. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up?

When Rythian became more and more distant, and Martyn and Zoey found they clashed, they divorced. Two weeks later, Rythian decided he wasn't going to lose Zoey again, so told her exactly how he felt. They became girlfriend and boyfriend, and after two years of dating, Rythian proposed to Zoey in the middle of The Captive Creeper when everyone was there. She said yes, but the wedding is yet to happen!

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Quotes and Sayings

--I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. - Lewis Brindley

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

--Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincon

My perfect day has nothing to do with the weather or what I'm doing. My perfect day is whenever I'm with you.

I AM STRONG

because I know my weaknesses.

I AM BEAUTIFUL

because I am aware of my flaws.

I AM FEARLESS

because I have learnt to recognise illusion from real.

I AM WISE

because I learn from my mistakes.

I AM A LOVER

because I have felt hate.

And...

I CAN LAUGH

because I have known sadness.

What is a friend?

A friend is someone who you think your life would be different if they didn't exist. A friend is someone who NEVER leaves you out, you are ALWAYS included when you are with them.

Does this describe your friend?

Sometimes, you just feel everything and nothing all at once.

Sometimes, you'll find yourself smiling, while missing something at the same time.

At times you can absolutely love a person, all the while wanting to hate them.

Life comes without garuntees.

Except that smiling will brighten your face,

Laughing will enhance your eyes,

And falling in love will change your life.

If you don't build your dreams, someone will hire you to help build theirs.

Don't waste your time on revenge.

Those who harm you will eventually face their own karma. (*cough* Rythian! *cough*)

Distance is just a test to see how far true love will travel.

If One Day

If one day you feel like crying, call me...

I don't promise that I'll make you laugh, but I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me...

I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you.

If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me...

I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet.

But if one day you call me, and there is no answer...

Come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you.

I asked you if I was PRETTY, you said NO.

I asked you if I was FAT, you said YES OF COURSE.

I asked you if you WANTED to be with me forever, you said NO.

I asked you if you would CRY if I walked away, you said NO.

I had heard too much, and needed to leave and,

As I walked away...

You grabbed my arm and told me to stay.

You said...

You're not PRETTY, you're BEAUTIFUL.

The only thing FAT, or BIG, about you is your HEART.

I don't WANT to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And, baby, I wouldn't CRY if you walked away...

I would DIE.

Oh why do you have to be so cute? It makes it impossible for me to not want to kiss you.

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true because every time I look at you I fall in love all over again.

Everyone says love hurts, but thats not true.

Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts.

Everyone confuses these things with love.

But in reality,

Love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again.

Best friends are people you know you don't need to talk to every single day. You don't even need to talk to each other for weeks, but when you do, it's like you never stopped talking.

Love does not need a reason. Pure love will come from the heart without reason and it'll stay every season.

Love is not who you can see yourself with. It's who you can't see yourself without.

Its so easy to fall in love but so hard to find someone who will catch you.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

It takes a strong heart to LOVE, but an even stronger heart to LOVE after it's been BROKEN.

Once you care about a person, it's impossible to be logical about them anymore.

DANCE

like nobody's watching,

LOVE

like you've never been hurt,

SING

like nobody's listening,

LIVE

like it's heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dont cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

To live is the rarest thing in the world, most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.

Friendship isn't about whom you've known the longest... its about who came, and never left your side.

A good friend is hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. - John Lennon

We are all here for some special reason. Stop being the prisoner of your past, and become the architect of your future.

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it's nota good idea. Your heart tells you; you can fly.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

There's only
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I love you!

If you love something let it go.
If it comes back to you it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was,
And it's not meant to be.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. - Johnny Depp

It's hard to forget someone who's given you so much to remember.

When I say 'i love you',
Please believe it's true.
When i say 'forever',
Know I'll never leave you.
When I say 'goodbye',
Promise me you won't cry.
Because the day I'll be saying that,
Will be the day I die.

Love isn't perfect.

It isn't a fairytale or a storybook and it doesn't always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on and never letting go. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define and impossible to live without. Love is work, but most of all, love is realising that every hour, every minute, every second was WORTH IT because...

YOU DID IT TOGETHER.

Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people.
When one leaves... it hurts the other.

when girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.