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Author has written 8 stories for Grand Theft Auto, Scarface, Max Payne, Yume Nikki, Mario, and Splatoon.

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Sins of Another by TFK-fan118 reviews
He looked like a monster. The DA should not be intrigued by this man covered in Nazi tattoos. Likewise, the new Deputy shouldn't want to unravel her. Yet here they were, secretly meeting and coming undone before one another. Who knew that the strange type of chemistry and sins of their pasts would lead to war in Banshee? A proper redemption story for Kurt Bunker. And Alison Medding
Banshee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 269,774 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 6/26/2016
On the Brink of Death by Tom Averwood reviews
Retired criminal Matthew Franklin has lived a stable life ever since getting out of Vice City but a fateful night has once again put his past life back into the game. As he tries to venture further in the sun-soaked state of San Andreas, he may discover along the way that what he thinks isn't what it seems.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/13/2011 - OC
The Next in Line by The 7th Element reviews
This story chronicles the criminal career of Alexia, a painfully-shy young woman from South Yankton who is persuaded to move to Los Santos by her uncle, the leader of a powerful crew in the city, in the hopes of her one day succeeding him. Rated T, mainly for language and violence typical of the game. Takes from GTA Online up to the Gunrunning DLC.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 306,281 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 10/31/2015 - OC, Trevor P., Lamar D., Lester C.
Red Triangle by slimeball supreme reviews
Two men from very different backgrounds in Broker; an ambitious gangbanger with higher aspirations, and a reformed office drone with a violent past, entangle themselves in the changing, gentrifying underworld of Liberty City. Contains lore and location expansion.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/2/2018
Kyushu High Stakes by Amateur Experimentalist reviews
The Run style journey to Kyushu was on. One time illegal street racing from Tokyo all the way to Kumamoto, crossing from Honshu through Shikoku and all the way to Kyushu, stepping up in every winnings from using homegrown racing machines to the heart pounding Hypercars.
Need for Speed series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 5/17/2016
The One That Got Away by little-trickster-ghost reviews
The sudden announcement of an arranged marriage, to the most disreputable person in Asgard no less, leaves Sigyn torn between duty and the desire to decide her own fate . With everyone refusing to disclose any of the details behind the arrangement, and an unknown enemy silently preparing to strike from the shadows, things are only bound to get more complicated.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,007 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Loki, Sigyn
Fanfiction Trauma by IncognitoGirl1993 reviews
When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse than any unsub they've come across with: badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,630 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Reid
They Don't Touch Starks, Do They? by Chandac reviews
Jon can't help but visit his little sister's bed chamber at night. Pure Smut. Lemons.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Jon S., Arya S.
Together by AllTheCliches reviews
My collection of stories for Dianakko week 2017 9/17-9/23! Hopefully will have each day's prompt ready by the prompt date
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,582 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 9/16/2017 - [Akko K., Diana C.] - Complete
Ruthless by mermaidinthemaking reviews
Life finds a way to pull John Wick back in after he forms an unlikely friendship with his neighbor. Smart, quick, and ruthless, she reminds John of who he is and what he could be. As he sets out to help her on her path to revenge, he remembers what it is to be human. *I do not own any of the characters or places mentioned from the movie John Wick or John Wick 2*
John Wick - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 2/10/2017
The Things She Gives You by momoxtoshiro reviews
She's the only person who calls you by name, the only one who is powerful enough to alter the fate of an entire nation, and the only one you'd lie down your life for, should she ever ask. (Collection of Finetta stories, please read author's notes for info!).
Izetta: The Last Witch/終末のイゼッタ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,677 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter: Extreme Edition by babystomps reviews
A re-write of Harry Potter, done properly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 3/22/2015
Caged Animals by BlondeQ reviews
Post-S4E09. With Shaw hidden in the subway station, Root finds herself in an interesting position.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 211,570 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Root, S. Shaw
Architects of the Rebellion by MrThreeCats reviews
The kids of Tokyo are sick of being oppressed by their corrupt government, but can they make a difference or are they too preoccupied with fighting amongst each other? A reimagining set in the world of Jet Set Radio Future.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Complete
grand theft footsies by Amber the Placenta reviews
the world of grand theft auto is unsure of the solution of the math equation of the stars.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Carl J., Tommy V., Claude S., Niko B.
Fargo by Bavitz reviews
[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 336,493 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Homura A., Mami T., Kyoko S. - Complete
Child's Play by Truemmerphantom reviews
- Abandoned - - Shall be rewritten -
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Morgan
Just Another Day in the Seychelles by The Fighting Irishman reviews
Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,287 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Ocelot, Venom S., K. Miller, Quiet
Fitzgerald considers his situation by Styxqueen reviews
Fitzgerald doesn't consider himself a villain, he considers is actions to be perfectly justified.
Revenant, 2015 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Fitzgerald - Complete
When the Crown Wore the King by Lord Sheridan reviews
A young King has a request for his katamari. Can it hear him?
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Caliph of the Hill by SecretAgentYoy reviews
Hank Hill is an angry, middle aged, white... Muslim convert! This can't end well...
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2015
Blood Rose by Rapey Lemons reviews
A darker, more twisted version of Ruby. A version that lusts for power and control and violence and is nearly soulless. Heartbreak at every turn. Contains lots of plot and gratuitous violence. Updated: 11/15/15 - Chapter 64
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 64 - Words: 203,396 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Ruby R.
Cyberpunk: An underwater dystopia by Jicem977 reviews
The year is 4014. Humans have been long extinct, but their legacy remains not only on our lands but in our waters. Centuries of chemical pollution has created thousands of mutated races of fish. Landfill run-off has covered the seas and plunged their inhabitants into an eternal darkness. SpongeByran is one of these inhabitants, and lives in the slums of a futuristic Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 9/2/2012
iMobWars by Valtek reviews
What happens when secrets from the past bring in a bullet storm to the city of Seattle? The iCarly gang will need to adapt and survive against the deadliest finest of the criminal underworld.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Freddie B., Carly S., Sam P., OC
Super Meth Time by babystomps reviews
jesse and mr. white argue about meth
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Bill Snaps: The Story of the Hill Family Massacre by Scraps the Fool reviews
For years, every one of Bill Dauterive's so called "friends", especially his idol, Hank Hill, considered him a burden and a joke. For years, He had always repressed the building rage from the years of insults and abuse, but now he will realized that Rage is a powerful energy that, with diligent practice, can be transformed into fierce compassion.
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
For You by BaneGirl124 reviews
"This can't be happening, I'm supposed to be in charge here!" When CIA Bill Wilson finds himself under the control of the fearless mercenary Bane he expects the worst. Yet gradually, can he find the love he has been searching for in this gruff warrior? CIA/Bane Slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Bane
Thirty Words by Halfsan reviews
A series of oneshots, all based on prompt words. Ratings may vary. Mostly Garry/Ib fluff. Rated T to be on the safe side. .::. Prompt #10: Hair - Garry's hair had always had two colors, but Ib never thought to ask why-until now.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Oh crap, I'm pregnant by child-of-szmanda reviews
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove. You have been pre-warned.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Jesus, Satan
ihler and stalin a love story by mrk3rstbal1998 reviews
this is a tsory about tow of the greatest personals from the histories:... stalin adn hitler. i would just like to thank shayo it wouldnt have been possible without him. its as much his story as mine..
Egyptian Mythology - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: The Generic Fanfic by President LincPlwn reviews
Abraham Lincoln kills a bunch of confederates
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2010
Killing the Cullens by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
During a trip to Japan, the Cullens and Bella cross Light Yagami, who will do anything to protect his New World, including killing them. But how do you kill a vampire who can live forever? Rated for violent character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Good Old Days by DekuranChan reviews
Yotsuba's grown up. Things don't stay the same forever.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010
Transmetropolitan Sold Under Sin by kangeiko reviews
Transmetropolitan How to get screwed with your pants on.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Bowser's Mexico Adventure by Mr. Market reviews
Wet Bowser goes on a sweet adventure in this ultimate Crossover one shot! Please R&R.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bowser - Complete
The Matrix Return by Peter Chimaera reviews
Neo, Moerpheus , and Trinity have fo fight
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Morpheus, Trinity - Complete
Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears by squirrelking reviews
Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Pokemon: GAY? by Innerhell Jiyobi reviews
A short story about Ash learning the shocking truth about Pikachu and his pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004
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Poor, Broke and Off The Radar reviews
In this GTA Online story, we have Vix, a long-time resident of Los Santos down on her luck and disillusioned with her criminal career. She spends her days smoking weed and working for Simeon before finally calling an old friend and fellow criminal J for some work. Together, they find a way to sabotage the wealth of the city and potentially start the largest heist in history.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 11/10/2017 - OC
Fernando's Venturas Adventure reviews
In 1996, Fernando Martinez, in an attempt to make up for his wrongdoings, takes Lonely Hearts host Christy McIntyre on a trip to Las Venturas, where both of them get tangled up in a casino investigation involving the mob and the law. Told from the POVs of Fernando and FIB Agent Oscar Fitzgerald.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2018
Luigi In Cement Boots reviews
Mario teaches Luigi a lesson, via a weight down to the bottom of the river.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Mario, Luigi, Toad - Complete
How Tony saved Christmas reviews
Tony gets brought back to life after the shooting and deals snow with Jolly Old St. Nick.
Scarface - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 3/2/2016
Dressed In White, She Walks Through The Door
This was no typical dream.
Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Madotsuki - Complete
Human Flesh reviews
Between the aftermath of the events of Brazil and before Victor Branco's suicide, Max Payne briefly lays low in the quaint college town of Nuevo Canal, Mexico, only to witness the grisly and brutal murder of a man. There he continues to learn the dark truth behind the cartels and their activities.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Crime/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Max P., Wilson Da S.
Was It Worth It? (Ending D:Karma) reviews
Taking place in an alternate variant of Ending A, where Franklin shoots Michael dead immediately after the death of Trevor Phillips, this story details the events following the incident, and the actions taken against both Weston and Haines.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Franklin C., Lamar D. - Complete
splat tim the woomy: the shitty chronicle reviews
Join in with Splat Tim the Woomy in his adventures across the West Coast, where he does jobs and stuff for really legitimate people. Coming from a very rough background, Splat Tim is no stranger to violence Here he comes across bandits, biker gangs, the Hare Krishna and a very seedy Real Estate Zaibatsu. And more! Influences from GTA 2, Die Hard, memes and Splatoon.
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2015