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Joined 04-11-01, id: 57884, Profile Updated: 03-11-08
Author has written 8 stories for Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, and Harry Potter.

NEWS:

Lately I've been having a rather self-indulgent regression into fanfiction. So I'm slowly working my way back though my old stuff, and oh god the pain. Please, have mercy. I'm not blind and I know most of it is absolutely terrible. And yes, you may well ask why I keep it? mostly as a personal archive. Do you ever look at old work and wish you'd still be able to recreate that same style. I'd promise go over it all and give it a good edit, but being realistic, and what's more the generation of readers I was writing it for have long since abandoned my older fics.

What's this POST THIS IN YOU PROFILE IF craze?

Post this in your pofile if:

you know what an iconoclast is and didn't just look it up.
you realize the Harry Potter series aren't the best books ever written, but read them religiously anyway.
you like your badass boys bad and your
villains to have style!
you were into anime once... a long time ago.
you know you really have been here too long because you're doing this.
you're eligible to vote.
you actually exercise your right to vote.

My Style
Laziness… Life and Times is my first update in ages, but it seems to be going surprisingly well. I wanted to do a very dialogue heavy piece with it; dialogue has always been one of my weaknesses. My favorite works have to be So Much for the Labour Party, (wonder how Labour is going to do now Brown is in charge.) and The Rain and the Radio. I really would recommend both if you have the time. I was younger then, but in an unexpected inversion, my skill to have diminished as I get older.

Advice of the Moment
Stick around it’s a good thing we got going here.

A Little About Myself:
I'm in Uni, I study anthropology, and what ever anyone tells you I do NOT want to be an anthropologist.

Likes: Indian food, air-con, JSTOR, effective search engines, three on three debateing, and long romantic walks.

Dislikes: The “Asian values” debate, radical feminism, people who don’t do long romantic walks, bureaucracy and tanning.

Who I Ship
ANYBODY, really just tell me who you like and I'll run with it. well with the very very minuscule exception of Lily/James.

Fic Recs:
Blood of Mud Wing of Bat, by whippy
http://www.fanfiction.ws/read.php?storyid=593158 (The best Harry Potter fic I have run into thus far.)
Russian Roulette, by soz
http://www.fanfiction.ws/read.php?storyid=323107 (Creative and imaginative, a very fun read.)

...but I think both of these have been long abandoned
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The Flower and the Scorpion by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is on a mission to bring Rose Weasley Home. Set 10 years after the epilogue in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,744 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Because It Was Our Secret by JessieBear22 reviews
14: Draco Malfoy doesn't know which way to go with this new development. He slowly separates himself from his group and is making room for someone new. Aware of the dangers in his plan he pushes forward. The heart wants what it wants... Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gilded Lily by ArieSemir reviews
It’s Lily Evans’ birthday, and Severus Snape wants it to be perfect. Fluffy LilySeverus. A little James bashing, but it’s from Snape’s POV, so you gotta expect it. DH compliant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Childhood Hero: The Remix by Ashley Taylor reviews
Marron thinks about her failed relationship and why it suffered the way it did. Before Marron can fall into a deeper depression, someone comes to her rescue. Marron's POV
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Marron
Draco's Inheritance by Plastraa reviews
HermDraco Hermione Granger has made some mistakes but none worse than this, she owes Draco Malfoy a favor, and he is only too happy to collect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Chess by Annchen reviews
A meeting. Simple as that, complicated as that. The first move in this little game of chess. WARNING! Blood and nasty stuff. Small OotP spoilers. FINISHED! I finished it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,268 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Irony of the Dragon Tamer by BeautyMark reviews
Chapter 9 Posted Set eight years after Ron graduates from Hogwarts. Ron is a skilled Dragon Keeper, but will his talents help when his Dragon decides to tame his heart? RonDraco slash Rated R for future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,052 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover by Mad Maudlin reviews
After one weird night in Diagon Alley, Ron questions a few things, and discovers that we are all more alike than unalike... Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,167 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
When a Lion Became a Snake by jess-a-bear reviews
Hermione's asked to help the Resistance in an unusual way. When she accepts, she doesn't realize what it will do to her. With major participation from Lucius, and partial participation from Draco and Snape it's going to be crazy. Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,709 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Lacrimosa by Incitata reviews
Draco learns of the the death of someone close.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 7/16/2001 - Draco M. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The Life and Times of Little Albus Severus reviews
The story of little Albus Severus who’s name is tragically heinous. An attempted comedy from Hogwarts to the World Beyond and his growing friendship with an unexpected house-mate, Scorpius Malfoy. Chapter Five: Home for the Holidays. Something s afoot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
So Much for the Labour Party reviews
Marcus Flint is a confirmed Baddie who couldn’t care less about what’s going on in the Wizarding World. But all that may change after a chance meeting with Oliver Wood. Finding a purpose when the world goes to pot. MFOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Our Lady's Ankle reviews
The story of Draco’s ankle fetish. A whirlwind of emotions and the accompanying confusion surface when Draco discovers he has feelings for Hermione. (DMHrGRW) NEW CHAPTER: Obsessions Can Be Detrimental to Your Self-image.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,307 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Rain and the Radio reviews
Ginny is delirious and someone comes to care for her is it Tom or Harry? A new twist on the old hurtcomfort idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Norwegian Wood reviews
Harry has a desk at the ministry. Ginny is a drummer in a band, Ron says to Harry you should get a girl so Harry goes off to try his hand… Ob-la-di Ob-la-da life goes on bra. Lala how the life goes on. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The House on the Moor reviews
At the end of Harry’s 4th year, Sirius is sent from Hogwarts, plagued by his own demons and worries over the resurgence of Voldemort. His journey takes him to the house of an old love. Can feelings survive 13 years in Azkaban? SB/RL COMPLETE w/Raunchine
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Almost Normal Year reviews
7th year studant Hermione Granger knows what she wants & how to get it, with a stable life and a blossoming romance can ANYTHING throw off her grove? DM/HG/RW. WARNING Includes: Goyle as custard, staying up past bedtime and random mention of Fish Sticks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pulossible reviews
Umi is back in Tokyo, but that's were the clichés end. A conversation i thought up while i was being sickened by a bad lemon. A stand-alone I am considering continuing.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/10/2002