Hokay kids, heeeere we goooo:

I stole a quiz about Kingdom Hearts since I'm writing a story for that category right now. I'm evul...

1.) Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts character(s)?
Riku, Sora, Roxas, Axel.

2.) What is your favorite pairing?
Riku/Sora.

3.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
Wha? I guess yaoi. But I don't get my jollies off it or anything.

4.) Ever cosplayed Kingdom Hearts characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No, but I want to at some point. Fo sho.

5.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
Wall scroll, Riku's keyblade, collection of keyblade charms, KH 1 and 2, Riku plushie, Sora Heartless Form plushie.

6.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
No. HAHA!!! Riku in my dreams. But I like real boys too! I swear!

7.) SoraxKairi or RikuxKairi?
Hmm. I like both of these when I'm pairing Kairi with someone, but honestly my world consists of deleting Kairi from the equation and having Riku and Sora run free.

8.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
Axel/Roxas. For sure.

9.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Umm... UMM!!! Too much pressure! I guess Twilight. :D

10.) Do you support the XemnasxSaix theory?
Uh, what theory is that? *is so out of the loop* If you mean sexy sex between them, prolly.

11.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
UH YAH. :B

12.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Roxas, Axel, Saix. Demyx is aight too. And lawd knows Xehanort/Xemnas/Ansem is a sexy ass freakin' beast.

13.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Must... fight... it...! FINE! I like Kairi in a way, okay?! It's just when she's all talk-y and useless-y in the games that I want to hunt her down and eat Kairi meat!

14.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
No, I haven't played the gay ass spin offs. Birth By Sleep would be the only one I want to play. Blech. Give me some KH3 and I'll be happy.

15.) Have you read the manga?
The first one, but it's just the game in a manga? Eh.

16.) Do you believe Sora has ADD?
Uhm... I guess? *frowns at millions of fangirls*

17.) Japanese or English?
English. Simple and Clean Hikari.

18.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
I don't really have an opinion of her. She plays such a small role! But she's cool. :D Roxas/Namine is aight too.

19.) Demyx = Annoying or funny?
I love his random insanity where he's all self conscious. Best part about him. :D

20.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?

Umm... wtf?

21.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
Emooooo. Riku is the misunderstood hunk. Zexion is the little emo with a minor part in a crappy spin off game. Blah..

22.) Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Totally Sora. He's the girliest! Or Larxene could be a dude since they're all girly guys in a way. HAHA WASN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE, WERE YA?

23.) Axel = Gay or straight?
I hope gay. For Roxas. :D

24.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
A serious, well rounded Sora is AMAZING to read. Love it.

25.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Yesss'm. Especially writing them.

26.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

YEP. :D

27.) Do you like lemons?

No. I like well put together love scenes, not mindless fan girl lemons.

28.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
No. My dad saw Sora in KHII when he still had on his booty shorts from KHI, so now he only knows "girly boy from that one game" XD

29.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
No.

30.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
No??? Interesting? Is this a video series? o_O

31.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
Yes. :D

32.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
Nope, I can't draw. D:

33.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
No.

34.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
No. -_-;;

35.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
No, I'm broke thanks to college.

36.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
Kind of? Properly made.

37.) Would you ever join Organization Xlll?
Nooo. Too much testosterone. I'm looking at you Larxene... teeeheee. :D

38.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
NO. Stop reminding me about how I can't draw to save my life!

39.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
Always and forever.

40.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
NoOoOoOoOOOoO.

41.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
No. But I know a few people that it has. -_-

-Favorite Pairings-

Although I'll try almost every pairing, here are a few of my favorites:

Teen Titans: Robin/OC, Raven/BB, BB/Terra. I really don't like Starfire, believe it or not.

Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora (can I hear an AMEN?), Roxas/Axel, Riku/Roxas, Roxas/Namine.

Jak and Daxter: Jak/Kiera, Torn/Ashlien, Jak/Errol, Errol/Keira.

Prince of Persia: Prince/Farah. I loathe all other women in these games.

Wolf's Rain: Kiba/Cheza, Hige/Blue, Hub/Cher.

Trigun: Vash/Meryll, Wolfwood/Milly, Vash/Wolfwood.

Full Metal Alchemist: Edward/Roy, Edward/Winry.

Death Note: L/Light. I loathe Misa.

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Kakashi/Sasuke.

GundamSEED: Athrun/Cagalli, Cagalli/Kira (live with it). I loathe Flay. Bitch. Oooh that bitch.

Samurai Champloo: Fuu/Mugen, Mugen/Jin.

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki/Haruhi, Tamaki/Kyouya.

-Screen Name Explanation-

Upon seeing my screen name, some of you might of wanted to slap me upside the head and ask, "What in the hell does 'The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai' even mean?".

Well, I'm about to tell you, so shut up and listen.

My old screen name was something like 'takimoe' or some Japanese sounding name that started with a T. Anyways, I grew to really dislike it. So one day I sat down and tried to think up any name that would be better.

I had recently started watching the anime "Samurai Champloo" and I really liked it (I still love it). So, I was trying to think of anime, video games, T.V. shows, books, etc. that I really like and then screen names that correspond with them. Well, since I was obsessed with Samurai Champloo at the moment, I decided to come up with a name that had to do with it.

Well, I can't remember the exact train of thought I had when I thought it up, but I wanted something to do with 'Samurai' or 'Ninja'. Then I tried to combine them together. Well, some way or another, The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai popped up, and I liked it. So it stuck. And I really don't think it's going any time soon for a few reasons. First, no one wants me to think up another weird, long name. Second, I couldn't even begin to think of what it would be. Finally, I plain just don't feel like it.

So, that's how I got my weird, catchy, annoyingly long screen name.

-Chronicles of Pain: Doon's Story-

I took this down off the site not too long ago because of the excessive space between updates and the many errors it contained. I plan to revise and repost it once I have most of it written; but just expect it with a new name.

Look out for my stories, and remember kids:

ALWAYS: READ, REVIEW, RINSE, AND REPEAT!