The Angry Militanthide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Star Fox, and RWBY. LAW ENFORCEMENT QUOTES "A lot of people have opinions on what it's like to be a cop, but they've never walked the thin blue line." "And then he told me, these aren't my pants." "You'd do anything to get out of this ticket? Okay. Will you learn how to drive?" "You're right; we don't give tickets to pretty girls. Sign here and press hard; there's three copies." "You are going to jail. You will not pass Go. You will not collect $200." "When you replace the TV, write down the serial number. It takes two seconds, and if someone tries to pawn it, it'll be flagged as stolen." "Someone's shooting fireworks at 7:30pm on the 4th of July?! Here's how that call response goes: I barrel down the street and open my window without slowing down. Unless there's artillery shells going off, a structure engulfed in flames or a column of hellfire scorching the atmosphere, show me 10-8. QUOTES FROM FELLOW AUTHORS "If I ever get diagnosed with like terminal stage 4 cancer or some shit, I'm going out in a blaze of fucking glory." -TallYapflip "He was just chilling in the back of the Xterra [...] tripping mad balls with Windowpane playing, reaching a level of transcendence that I can't even describe." -TallYapflip "In the finest tradition of reviewers: rite mo r plz... lol." -general whitefur TallYapflip: "You see what happens when Germans manage to un-cuck themselves? They unlock the power of God himself." A PSA ABOUT RWBY BUMBLEBEE AND WHITE ROSE ARE CANON. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL RECEIVE A PUNCH IN THE WINDPIPE. HERETICAL BLACKSUN SHIPPERS WILL BE TIED TO A TREE AND SHOT BY ANGRY GERMANS. PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BIO If you're reading this, you've probably taken an interest in one of my stories (Uprising is gone for now because it's complete trash and I'm rewriting it). Thanks for stopping by. I know it's been real quiet around here, so seriously, thanks for sticking around. It means a lot to me. As far as shoutouts go, general whitefur and Xengo have been legendary in helping me with Fire Across Lylat. I cannot possibly thank them enough, and trying to do so in writing would only be a disservice. Last but not least: do you love Mass Effect, Halo and/or RWBY? Hit up my boy TallYapflip for some of the most bomb-ass AUs you'll ever have the pleasure to read. |
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Roses Born of Dust by TallYapflip reviews
An ONI Prowler is sent to a small system on the Southern fringes of UNSC space, just along the border with the Sangheili, to investigate strange signals coming from a planet within. He encounters strange situations, strange people, and the strangest world in the galaxy. [White Rose & Bumblebee. Rated "M" For later.] (All Re-writes complete)
Crossover - Halo & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 234,263 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] [OC, Winter S.]
Dawn of Titans by F13D reviews
There is nothing fair, just, or honorable about war. There is only winning and losing, the living and the dead. Humanity has learned this truth and has ascended to the stars. What effect will this have on the rest of the galaxy, one that has experienced millennia of peace? Will it be able to maintain the peace or will it be ushered into a new age of war? Let the end begin. A/U
Crossover - Mass Effect & EndWar - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 374,048 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/15/2015 - D. Anderson, Admiral Hackett, OC
The DOOM Chronicles by Obsidian Productions reviews
A full novelization of the DOOM universe. The Union Aerospace Corporation is the largest company in human history. They are about to open a portal to another dimension, a hellish wasteland that is home to pure evil. And once they open that door, they won't be able to close it, and all of mankind will have to pay the price for their hubris...
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 320,102 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Doomguy, OC
Mass Effect: Children of the Moons by OmegaEntertainment reviews
"Humanity always knew, when we looked to the stars, that there could be an apex predator out there. However, while we knew that those predators could find us at the heart of our civilization, we could have never predicted that they would offer us Preservation." Rated M for Necromorphs and Brethren Moons, no other reason is needed for the rating.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,270 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Harbinger, Shepard, Isaac C., OC
Mass Effect: Trailblazer by TallYapflip reviews
Humanity, left to its own devices for centuries, comes into contact with the Citadel Council. A misunderstanding leads to hostile first contact, and the UNSC is drawn into war with the Council shortly after the Insurrection's height. The Council finds itself face-to-face with a species that has broken the shackles of Mass Effect Technology. The Era of Humanity has only just begun.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,560 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Master Chief/John-117, J. Keyes, Miranda L., Shepard
War for Peace by Shadow0Fire reviews
Rarely do those conquered by another nation view their enemy as anything other than evil. In a society forcefully separated by a misguided concept of balance, the longest Dark Age humanity has ever known is being brought to an end by the enlightened Fire Nation. Only the Avatar, the embodiment of tyranny and stratification himself, stands in their way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 161,143 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Mai, Ty Lee, Azula, OC
Humanity's Rebirth by TallYapflip reviews
The First Contact War brought untold destruction to Earth, reducing Humanity to a shell of its former self. For 900 years, Humanity has been working tirelessly to lay claim to its own slice of the Milky Way Galaxy, and they are prepared to bring the Council to its knees to accomplish their goals. (Massive AU, New Technologies, and a far different humanity.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,371 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [Samantha T., Shepard] Admiral Hackett, OC
A World of Bloody Evolution by RedrumSprinkles reviews
As the 41st millennium draws to a close, Yang Xiao Long appears in the Imperium of Man, lost and bereaving the death of her sister. Unending war and horrors the likes of which she's never known await.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 482,417 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Yang X.L.
Wave On, Old Glory by TallYapflip reviews
From the trenches of Anchorage to the court room, the Sole Survivor has led an interesting life. After awakening 210 years post-nuclear war, she encounters a group of settlers and a Minuteman from Quincy. She's given a chance, however slim it may be, to undo some of the damage done by the Great War. [F!SS/Piper, slow-burn, canon deviations later, some gore, and lots of patriotism.]
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,915 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Piper W., Sole Survivor] Preston G., Arthur Maxson
Divide By Zero by kiwipixel77 reviews
The Sole Survivor is kind of a dick. And addicted to chems. But he's got the greatest plan this side of the Commonwealth: put a bullet in every last drug kingpin, raider overlord, and mafia boss in Boston. Hancock thinks it's brilliant. Cait knows they're all going to die. And MacCready still has no idea why he hangs out with these guys. M!SS/Cait. M!SS/MacCready Bromance.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,306 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [Sole Survivor, Cait] MacCready, J. Hancock
The Mantle's Promise by TallYapflip reviews
A thousand years following the end of the Human-Covenant War, Humanity and the former Covenant species are unified under the Galactic Coalition, a single overarching government that adheres to the Mantle of Responsibility. During an expedition to the Andromeda galaxy, a Prowler-Class stealth frigate comes in contact with the Galactic Republic and by extension, the Separatists.
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,319 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Ahsoka T., OC] J. Cutter, Anakin S.
Mass Effect: Virgo by BananasTheKing reviews
'So, we're on the SR-IV: Constantinople on a voyage from the rebuilt Earth; to a place called the Virgo Nebula. And of course, Cerberus is dogging our tail. Because it's Cerberus.'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2017 - OC
XCOM War Diary: The B-Squad by thetunafarm reviews
Even XCOM has to scrape the bottom of the barrel sometimes.
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Complete
Broken II: A Requiem for Revenge by Cpt.Fox reviews
"All I ask is that Papetoon forms an alliance with Venom. You make that happen and your daughter will be alive before the week is over." It has been five months since that day and now Venom controls nearly all of Lylat. Team StarFox appears to be galaxy's only chance of survival, but when an old nightmare returns to haunt them once again, it may be them who need saving.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Fox M., Krystal
Soldiers by cdghuntermco reviews
Some time before the events of Mass Effect 1, Shepard makes the unorthodox call to include Ashley William's unit on a covert op. A Male Shepard and Ashley Williams romance, spanning all three games and beyond. Rated Mature for language and adult situations. Currently covering Mass Effect 1.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 175,768 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Ashley W., Shepard] Garrus V.
Crack Shepard by LitNiche reviews
Nonsensical crack that should be taken for just that. Liara as LI. 1. Inspired by BuzzFeed's "69 Thoughts We've All Had While Drunk." FemShepard has a night off during ME3 and decides to have some fun in her cabin. What's a drink or two? Why /not/ invite Liara up? Rated M for language and content. 2. Inspired by BF's quizzes...How Shepard Are You Actually? Take the test.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Genesis of Exodus by dcworks1 reviews
1 year after The Reaper War, things begin to return to normal. Shepard and Ashley celebrate their recent egagement and the newly found peace. However, an old foe returns to the universe and begins to upset the balanced order of things. Sequel to Endgame. MShep/Ashley.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Shepard, Ashley W.
The Chance to Try by Galtori reviews
This story is a slight AU, but grounded in Mass Effect 3. Follows Shepard through the events of ME3 as he deals with one twist to the original plot. Rated M for later language and themes. (I'd rather be safe than sorry) M!Shep/Ashley
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,231 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ashley W., Shepard - Complete
End Game by dcworks1 reviews
A look at what happens after the events of ME3, some variations with the ending parts of ME3. Rated M just in case, includes adult themes and some language. My first fan fiction ever. MShepard/Ashley relationship. COMPLETE
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Shepard, Ashley W. - Complete
The Black Mesa Incident by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Gordon Freeman started it. Adrian Shephard has been sent to finish it. And Barney Calhoun is just stuck in the middle.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,709 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Gordon F., A. Shephard - Complete
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Fire Across Lylat reviews
"We'll push Andross back to the gates of Hell and lock it ourselves!" -CDR Fox McCloud, Federation Navy. Venom's strike on Corneria triggered the greatest war Lylat had ever seen. Empires rose and fell, millions died, and the galaxy was forever changed. Star Fox, the Navy's finest pilots, were a crucial asset on those bloodsoaked battlefields. This is their story. (Massive 64 AU)
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Fox M., Krystal, Falco L., Miyu
The Last Call reviews
Join VCPD officers Ruby, Yang, Blake and Pyrrha as they try to keep a grumpy heiress alive, put the Mob behind bars and bring down an international terrorist organization. What do voracious lesbianism, insane boss battles, a mobster in a mech, a REALLY edgy ginger furry, and a bloodthirsty anarchist have in common? Doesn't matter. They're all here anyway. Modern AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
