Author has written 6 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Despicable Me. Hi, and welcome to my profile page! Normal vs. HTTYD Fans: NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD Fans: will say "The Gods Hate Me! Normal people: Will hear a whistle and ignore it How to Train Your Dragon Fans: will hear a whistle and scream "Night Fury! Get Down!" Normal people: see a mini toothless statue and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" HTTYD fans: view a toothless mini statuette and scream "Oh my god This is the cutest thing I have now !!!!!!!!!!" Normal people, when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say: a gun HTTYD fans: a doctor! 5 speed! A shield! Normal people, when pursued will: call for anyone to help HTTYD fans: will call for your dragon. Normal people: do not know the statistics for the different dragons HTTYD fans: Nadder: 8 speed, armor 16. Zippleback: Attack 11, x2 stealth. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs) Normal people: What in God's name! Fans HTTYD: on behalf of Thor! Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing him will not know. HTTYD fans: will know immediately to show them an eel, scratched them under her neck, give them some dragon-nip or reflect light something to leave them behind you. Normal people: will buy band posters and such. HTTYD fans: will search all stores for all HTTYD collectibles, clear an entire shelf in his room for them and make a saddle piece and tail for each figurine and plushy toothless they have. Normal people: See the movie HTTYD once in the film and maybe once at home. HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite the entire thing, with the correct tones (example :. * Changes in Scottish accent * excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!) Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work HTTYD Fans: whistling the theme HTTYD while they work Normal people: do not really care when the second film is released. HTTYD fans: will count the days until the premiere youtube and check every day for the next trailer (trailer cursed !!) Normal people: will give what they can to people as gifts HTTYD fans: never, under any circumstances, carry a Gronckle egg to someone. Normal people: when telling someone to change their habits, will be good at it. HTTYD fans: will say, "You have to stop it all ... this" Normal people, "Doesn't Astrid mean" asteroid "? HTTYD fans: *Dreamy tone* "Astrid ..." Normal people, when in danger: "We're gonna die!!" HTTYD fans: "the chances of survival are dwindling in the single digits now ..." Normal people: will "keep calm and carry on" HTTYD fans: will "keep calm and wait for How to Train Your Dragon 3" Normal people: do not really care what they use for a belt buckle HTTYD fans: never use anything similar to bone. EVER! Normal people:. Wisest quote - "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow The crucial point is to stop questioning" - Albert Einstein HTTYD fans: 'If you get blasted, you're dead "- Gobber the Belch Normal people: will skip this HTTYD fans: Will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them;) CandyKaty, ZambleTheZombie, SapphireWolf2002, DarknessWolfSpirit346, the Amber Fury, Unicornacopia aipocanrocinU, DarkForest11, howtotrainyourdragonlover NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me! You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when.. -You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet -You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon" -You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work -You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest -You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams -You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay - You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation - You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names Warrior Cats Fan Oath I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someone's face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race. I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother. I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny. I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end. I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea. I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart. I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health. I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong. I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey. I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose. Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave. I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart. I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee. I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream. I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more. I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You Might Be An Author If... 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. 7. You smile really big when you're gonna finally write a character love scene. 8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. 9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. 11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. 12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. 13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. 14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. 15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. 16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 17. You talk to yourself... constantly. 18. You forget what day it is when you're writing. 19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. 22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. 23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. 25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. 26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. 27. You dream about your stories. 28. You dream of new stories. 29. You often revisit some of your old stories. 30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Okay I'm sure lots of people watched the Oscars... HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOST TWO OSCARS!!!??? I'm seriously so angry about that. IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page If you think Hiccup is really really really really really awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. Team Edward? Team Jacob? Copy and paste this if you’re Team HICCUP! IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile. If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile. If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the government is keeping secrets from you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile. If FanFiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 95% of girls feel like they need a guy to complete them. If your one of the 5% who don't copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. 96.5 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Justin Beiber asked them out. If you're part of the 3.5 percent who would slap him, copy and paste this into your profile. 94 percent of teens would stop wearing clothes if designer name brands said being naked was cool. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 6 percent that can resist stupid fads. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're random copy and paste this into your profile 92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile Put this on your page if you like music Copy and paste if you support Hiccstrid Copy and paste this to your profile if you’ve ever wished you could go to a fictional place Copy and paste this to your profile if you love your family and friends Copy and paste this to your profile if you hate math Copy and paste this to your profile if you’re in love with a fictional character When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch rest of the world wonder how the hell you did it. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. Old people always poke me at weddings and say "You're next" so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems Never annoy a writer. They may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED! I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these Who you are in PJO and HoO quiz CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobic 10 % CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic 10% CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 50% CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 20% CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 20% CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful 40% CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 50% HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 40% CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 10% CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.' You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0% CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 50% CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0% Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 11 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 4 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale, howtotrainyourdragonlover If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Lonekit of ThunderClan, YokoTenhsi-chan, XFallenAngelXxX, howtotrainyourdragonlover D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality That's about it for now, thanks for stopping by. Bye! |