![]() Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony, and Avengers. Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the movie. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world. Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty." Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly. Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along. Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?" Crazy is AWESOME!!! Crazy is when you is on Skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh. Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!" Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored. Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out. Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'. Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars. Crazy is when you receive daily threats to get put in an asylum. Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list. Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too! Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you. Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs. Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you. Crazy is when you like eating paper. Crazy is when you eat a paper and get a paper cut in your tongue. Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game. Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke." Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a Wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing. Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you. Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or something like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened. Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself. Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list. Crazy is when you meow according to how you're feeling. (Happy meow when you're happy. Angry meow when you're angry.) Crazy is when you put an entry in this list, then go back and re-paste it onto your profile months later. Crazy is when you walk into a wall, and then say, "Excuse me ma'am" until someone points out that the wall isn't going to move out of your way. Crazy is when you yell PIE randomly Crazy is when you imagine your favourite character and you start a fight with him/her Crazy is when you watch an action show and die when the bullets get fired Crazy is when you talk to your dog and cat like he or she is talking back If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is when you hold funerals for characters who die in a movie, show, or book. |