Red Ink and Black Blood
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Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony, and Avengers.

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the movie.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world.

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty."

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.

Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along.

Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?"

Crazy is AWESOME!!!

Crazy is when you is on Skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh.

Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!"

Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored.

Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out.

Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'.

Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars.

Crazy is when you receive daily threats to get put in an asylum.

Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list.

Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too!

Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you.

Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs.

Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you.

Crazy is when you like eating paper.

Crazy is when you eat a paper and get a paper cut in your tongue.

Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game.

Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke."

Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a Wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing.

Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you.

Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or something like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened.

Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself.

Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list.

Crazy is when you meow according to how you're feeling. (Happy meow when you're happy. Angry meow when you're angry.)

Crazy is when you put an entry in this list, then go back and re-paste it onto your profile months later.

Crazy is when you walk into a wall, and then say, "Excuse me ma'am" until someone points out that the wall isn't going to move out of your way.

Crazy is when you yell PIE randomly

Crazy is when you imagine your favourite character and you start a fight with him/her

Crazy is when you watch an action show and die when the bullets get fired

Crazy is when you talk to your dog and cat like he or she is talking back

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Crazy is when you hold funerals for characters who die in a movie, show, or book.

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Shadow Child by Kourion reviews
"I know that everything was taken away from me! Don't you think I am aware of that fact! It might be the only thing that I do know!" "And doesn't it make sense then! Doesn't rage make sense?," John volleys back, not to be off-put. "Yes!," I thunder before I can stop myself. "Of course it does!"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 293,905 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ambivalence by Ashley Rabbit reviews
Tony had built his suit to protect himself and others. He should not have been caught again. He also shouldn't have to depend on a certain green eyed individual, who happens to be his cellmate, for survival. Tony and Loki whump. No Slash. Rating for scenes of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 196,344 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Welcome to the 21st Century by KatalystSky reviews
What would life be like if all the Avengers (plus Loki, Jane, and Darcy) lived together in the new tower? With a super soldier who missed the last 70 years, 2 aliens and a metric shit tonne of sass from all parties, there can be nothing but chaos. [R&R/F&F if convenient] [R&R/F&F is inconvenient anyway.]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,778 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
His Second Family by NoCreativityHere reviews
How the Avenger's realize the god of thunder is a member of their dysfunctional family. Now featuring snapshots of the lives of the Avengers! Chapter 1 and 2 have been taken down for rewriting, but aren't necessary to understand the story!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Glimpses at Wonder by Shirahoshi reviews
Loki, has been inevitably part of the Avengers lives for years now. If his life hasn't been exactly boring before, it certainly isn't now; after all, the team members are now settling down, and who is the one you call when the boogeyman is in your house and frightens your child, and you're at the other side of the country? Somebody who can turn into something scarier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Thor, Loki - Complete
Hospitality by SlytherinElektra reviews
Loki is found on Earth by SHIELD, and receives their particular branch of hospitality. The Avengers are not too happy. Loki!whump and angst.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
You've Managed To Appeal To My Compassionate Side by Blue-Box-Kid reviews
Loki is turned mortal by Odin after going through "Asgardian justice", and finds himself in need of a home. He then finds a young woman whom he forces to take him in. However, the woman comes with a few complications of her own...like how she's apparently pregnant, with the father long gone... Unfinished. Will probably update once every week or so. LokiXOC later in story.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Loki, OC
Nuisance Next Door by Miss Light Bright reviews
Avengers High School AU. Loki was perfectly fine by himself- dealing with Odin, being an outcast, avoiding Thor. It was all easy. What wasn't easy was Tony Stark's sudden presence in his life. Who the hell does he think he is? Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,823 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] Thor - Complete
Movie Night by TimeWarrior42 reviews
Getting bored of power, Loki decides to pay the Avengers a visit. A strange man arrives in a blue box arrives, taking them to a bizarre version of Earth where the events of their lives are nothing more than media franchises. Minor Thor TDW spoilers. Takes place between "The Name of the Doctor" and "The Day of the Doctor". Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Fallen God by ArwenisWholocked reviews
SPOILERS FOR THOR: THE DARK WORLD! Taking place during the events from the end of "The Avengers" through the end of "Thor: The Dark World", a view of the above events from Loki's angle, including some of his thoughts and childhood memories throughout these events. Rated T for safety; follows the movie plot pretty strictly. I OWN IT ALL. :D Don't I wish... ALL RIGHTS TO MARVEL.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga
The Curious Case of the Avengers Turned Small by ImaginaryParchment reviews
In which Loki turns the Avengers into little kids (and in the process, himself) and Clint, the only Avenger spared, is assigned to babysit them. Well, at least he's got Pepper to help him. *implied Pepperony and Clintasha :)*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Special Edition Wholock Jeopardy! by The Wicked Witch of Cupcakes reviews
Join us for a Jeopardy episode with three very special guests...Sherlock Holmes, a world famous detective, Captain Jack Harkness, a special agent, and the Doctor, a time lord...WHO WILL WIN? P.S. A bit of implied Johnlock(but only a little) and 10th/Jack/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
A 'Wilder' Week-Complete- by FallenQueen2 reviews
5 times Jack was taken care of and the time Jack took care of them. COMPLETE
Now You See Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Daniel A., Merritt M., Henley R., Jack W. - Complete
Torment by SlytherinElektra reviews
Two monsters (a certain green eyes alien and a certain green mutant/physicist) and a hero are trapped in an unbreachable cell. They will have to work together to reach a common goal: freedom. Angst, Loki whump, and the usual.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Prisoner by SlytherinElektra reviews
The Avengers need Loki's help to fight a villain. But Loki's jail time has damaged him. Deeply. Loki whump!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,016 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by LittleBabeBlue reviews
The cast of the Avengers have some things to say... Written by ALazyFriend who is using my account
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
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Loki's Puppy reviews
When Loki and Thor were kids, Loki had a pet puppy named Fenrir. A gigantic pet puppy that ate absolutely everything and anything. Now, Fenrir is loose in Midgaurd, and Loki must ask for the Avengers' and Thor's help, much to Loki's dismay. (Spoilers for Dark World)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Illusions reviews
A dark shadow is hovering over Equestria, and his name is Magum.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC