A series of unconnected one-shots in which Jaune Arc tries his luck with the various lovely ladies of the RWBY cast, only to find that these ships are anything but smooth sailing.

Team RWBY and the other three members of Team JNPR, get transported to another relem of reality to see versions of their blonde friend Jaune, they see worlds as him as a Hero, Villain, Anti Hero, Merc for Hire, King, Saiyan and many others. How will they react to the worlds they see?

Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.

Neptune has a new toy that he wants to try out. Jaune just wants to enjoy his vacation. What did he get roped into? A "harmless" scheme by the boys might just backfire on them... with consequences. Multiple planned pairings for this story with Lancaster at the forefront. RATED M FOR LANGUAGE AND OTHER THINGS LATER ON!

Byleth is anything but a normal teacher, much to the chagrin of his students.

Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!