A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Their goal has been met but what new opposition awaits them? Is there any at all? What if their biggest threat is something as simple as...themselves? SoulxMaka with other pairings

Why hide it? Because otherwise youd have to admit it. Natsumi Kotaro Fiction.

She wants a thousand things that all begin here, with this union of flesh. A thousand things that are like the silver surface of the ocean, hiding unfathomable depth and darkness. Kataang. One shot. Winner of Kataang Forever's 1st Fic Rumble Contest.

I'm turning this thing into a series of prompt-inspired ficlets. Next up, there are different kinds of touches. Some are nice, and some are really, really annoying.

Five times Pazu played his trumpet for Sheeta.

A string of seemingly supernatural kidnappings cuts painfully close for Myles, all committed by a stranger with Holly's face. Artemis and company must race around the globe - and against the clock - in order to save the world. Again. (A/H UST.)

All Kyon wanted was one day of peace. He should have known that such a request would only be invitation for something even weirder than aliens, time travelers, and espers: his daughter.

Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.

Or, the evolution of a romance. Kataang

Once you get lost, it's hard to find the way back out. Kataang oneshot, during 'The Ember Island Players'

Some unbalances in the world need fixing.

Years later, they all had children; sons and daughters of royals, warriors, benders, and the Avatar. But the world's greatest heroes were better known to them as Mom and Dad. Four stories of life after the war.

Everyone’s fine, it’s all over. This brought an overwhelming feeling of relief; so much Toph felt she might cry herself. It was all over. She could feel everyone smile. Finale fic: after the battles, before the coronation

The Gaang's hanging out on Ember Island, play a game.

How did Clay, Kimiko, and Rai get their powers, and how did they get drafted to the temple as dragons? Follow each of them through their stories as they gain control over their elements and, ultimately, their lives… Complete!

There’s a fine line between the duties of the Avatar and the duties of a family man. Sometimes Katara can’t help but wonder where Aang’s allegiance lays. Slightly angsty Kataang one shot.

-Ursa- She speaks the language of the flowers, and tells the truth with them even as her mouths speaks diplomatic lies.

Tobu Ishi wrote it. Okichan recommended it. Vic Mignogna made it famous. Now, here's the full original lyrics for the fanmade transliteration of Michiru Oshima's beautiful Russian theme song. Not to mention a bit of the story behind how it was written

Ichigo and Rukia are so misunderstood, all because of a huge rumor. Yet, it’s one giant misunderstanding. Why can’t people just mind their own business? Ichirukia.

She's the only reason Kurosaki isn't dead yet. [Ishida x Inoue][1sentence challenge!fic][Complete]

IchiRuki, OneShot: Rukia wonders how it ever came to this for her and Ichigo. The barriers between them were far too big to over come: in love with a man she can never have, because he's of the living, and she's of the dead.

Instead of Byakuya and Renji, some noname shinigami are the ones sent to the human world to retrieve Rukia. Ichigo is able to defeat them, and he and Rukia go on the run. AU from around chapter 51 of the manga.

Leon is boring like a brown paper bag full of rusty nails and broken glass, and Vincent was boring like steel all wrapped in silk, and all Yuffie can do is show Leon how much she hates[loves] him. [Squiffie]

They thought it was over. That the battle was won. But it was merely the beginning. Yusuke and friends are being stalked by a killer that can't be detected and seems to have a personal interest in destroying what they hold most dear. Big focus on KB

[Sequel to Inextricable] Central HQ and Central City are turned upside down by the sudden arrival of foreign dignitaries. The chaos also derails Ed’s attempt at a romantic conquest, and mayhem ensues.

[Yes, the title is weird.] He's uneverything, if you think about it. [Squall&Yuffie. Dedicated to Astaldotholwen.]

Three times Toph misses home and one time she doesn't. Toph gen.

It feels less like a city and more like a cage. [Smellershot.]

Their friendship is built on such strange things. [Smellershot.]

Life is in the little moments. [Squall. Yuffie. And sometimes things never change]

.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.

His old man wears an Earth Kingdom name like a shirt that doesn't fit.

Trapped at the mercy of her own wounds and nightmares, Lan Fan teaches an unlikely confidante about love and duty in Xing. [LingXLanFan, mangabased, rated for gore]

Ichigo escapes the Visoreds in his fullblown Hollow form and Rukia fights him. Winner of the Spring 2006 IchiRuki contest on livejournal.

He was left behind by the ones he thought were his friends. And when a girl he didn't know offered him her hand, she also offered him her friendship. 25 friendship fic.

. . .or not. Karin is interested in something else.

After succeeding in restoring Al to his own body, Ed becomes enmeshed in a years old mystery. Winry, while trying to sort out her own next steps, also gets caught up in the case.

Videl has had plenty of practice being sensible about the bizarre.

Tell me a story, boy, tell me a story: 20 facts about Chad

Stories from childhood. Ch 6 Raven's childhood nightmare. Sit down and enjoy a read. Or two.

A collection of short one shots form Ed and Al's childhood. Implied EdxWinry

Formerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.

Ishida and Orihime: Sometimes butterflies don't die.

Hanatarou is not good with words. Fortunately, Rukia doesn't need a poet. [Ichigo x Rukia]

FINISHED, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE When yet another family Christmas is cancelled, Mac feels something he hadn't felt before around this time, emptiness. How will the others help get his Christmas spirit? R&R

Raven likes darkness, hates jokes, and is pessimistic. BB likes sunlight, making jokes, and is optimistic. She is Yin, he is Yang. How could they ever be together? COMPLETE

To save Bijou, Hamtaro and Bijou pretend to be engaged. This next chapter will leave you breathless... Hamijou :-COMPLETE-: Chapter 17 and Epilogue are up!

A short one-shot about the moment when Numbuh 5 realizes her affections toward Numbuh 2. 25, just because there isn't enough 25 fanfiction out there.

Orihime tells the stories that Ishida needs to hear. Soul Society arc.

Sado takes the parakeet for a "walk" and Karin has a conversation with it. SadoKarin, set post-Shibata, post-Ishida, and pre-Renji and Byakuya.

Here is a butterfly, dying . . . here is a god of death, watching. IchigoRukia.

Through dreams two youths find what they need the mosteach other. [oneshot] [Part Three of the Autumn TrilogyVision]

Danny Phantom Danny's up against a new ghost, and this one has the power to make nightmares real. But somewhere in the struggle, Sam gets hurt, and Danny's worse nightmare becomes a reality. eventually DS Please R&R :D! COMPLETE!

Naruto takes his time thinking about his precious person and looking up at the clouds. Extremely fluffy NarutoHinata oneshot

The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.

KuramaxBotan. Love was so strange and alien to Botan. Every night she'd ponder the romance novels and movies Keiko greedily devoured. Then one day, she went crashing into love head on.

Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE

In an alternate universe Lance Alvers is recruited as an XMan at the end of The XImpulse, a change that could bring triumph or disaster to the XMen. And what of his romance with Kitty Pryde?

A little one-shot, something that should hopefully make people smile. Just a little.

Spring is coming, and Naruto reflects on the promises of flowers. Naruhina and Sasusaku.