My fictionpress account has the same name.

Mainly I like offensive cartoons like South Park, Family Guy and Drawn Together. Not really into pairings, though Kyman can sometimes be pretty funny. Fan fiction is a pastime for me, cuz I love writing. I have a taste for anti jokes, particularly the non-PC ones. If you don't like what I write, please don't be an arsehole and read my other stuff just for the sake of disliking that as well. People like that really get on my tits.

I'm a sixteen-year-old English stereotype, complete with a genuine interest in the weather and an annoying upper-class accent.

As far as my fanfics go, it's mainly going to be South Park, though I do want to do other stuff. Other than Craig Junior and Military Intelligence, I have several other ideas for South Park (predominantly non-slash), and a few others based around Family Guy, Don't Starve and The Sims. Most of these ideas are half-baked, but I will get basic plots done before I start putting up chapters, and I'm not going to be working on lots of fics at once. In the future, I would also like to do some stuff based on The Boondocks, Futurama, Misfits, Robot Chicken, and possibly Archer, Rick & Morty, Not Going Out and Robot Chicken.

NOTES
- Craig Junior will have a total of 15 chapters
- Military Intelligence is a long-term project and will have at least 100 chapters. Yes, guys, it's going to be an epic
- Any new fics won't be out until Craig Junior is done
- I tend to change the narrator every chapter
- Kyle is my favourite South Park character
- Foxxy is my favourite Drawn Together character
- Lois is my favourite Family Guy character
- Wilson is my favourite Don't Starve character
- I get wayyy too emotionally invested with my sims

Chapter 9 for Craig Junior will be from Hero's POV
Chapter 6 for Military Intelligence will be from Cartman's POV

WARNING: I'm friggin' slow at updating.

My fics, faves, and whatever else are below. And if you've read this far, then...wow.

Update 01/03/2016: I'm finally back! Um, yeah, my laptop broke and we didn't get it fixed for like...a year. Sorry about that, whoever actually cares. I'll get right onto the next Military Intelligence chapter this weekend. (Butters: "Yeah, and if you believe that I've got a big floppy wiener to dangle in your face.")

Update 03/04/2017: So now I'm an IB student, I've got barely any spare time to write, but I'll be getting back into the swing of things when I feel less like I want to jump off the nearest building pressurised by my education. Yes, I still want to continue Military Intelligence and Craig Junior.