ClutzQueen
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Joined 10-04-13, id: 5206507, Profile Updated: 10-18-14
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey Fellow Readers and Fanficton-ers

I sometimes hate books. On several occasions, I have gone to the extent of hurling a book across the room in anger- okay in bedroom, not such a good idea in class- at the stupidity of modern writers. Don't get me wrong, I love some bits. But some is just silly, the type of writing that I could write while banging my head against a keyboard.

That's why I got into Fanficton. Its such a good idea! We, instead of complaining about books, can write how it should be!

I love Percy Jackson Fanficton, besides you guys who tried to break up Percy and Annabeth (NOOOOOOOOOO!)

Other books I am into: The Mortal instruments/Infernal Devices, I am Number 4, Harry Potter, Monkeewrench (P.J Tracy), Vampire Academy, Bloodlines, Hush Hush, Every Breath/Move/Word, Switched, Agatha Christie, The Hunger Games, The Book Thief, Elementals, Virals, anything by Kate McCaffrey-will add to when I check my bookshelf.

Movies/TV-The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, Life of Pi, Dr Who, and basically every murder mystery show on current television.

Hope you guys enjoy my stories.

Keep writing,

ClutzQueen

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Deep Blue by TerraRune reviews
This is your average mermaid story, with a few twists and alterations. And it all started with a death, and a discovery. Whether you read about it or not is up to you. AU Mermaid!Magnus and Human!Alec. Rating may change. HIATUS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,844 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B.
One Hundred and One Mortal Stories by Frozen to the bone reviews
Magnus is a heartbroken king, getting married constantly only to kill his brides in the morning before they become unfaithful. Alec is a smart son of Magnus's advisor. He marries the King but rather than plead for his life, he begins to tell him stories. Can Alec have his happy ending? How will their story end? These are well known fairy tales, featuring lots of different pairings!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,728 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014
Nothin But Trouble by FreeFallin15 reviews
When Clary goes to bail her brother Jonathan out of jail, she finds herself in the middle of a jailbreak and wondering how a certain blonde ended up beside her, let alone saving her...at least twice - so far. I don't own the Mortal Instruments series.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,528 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Unexpected Meeting by Zariah Smith reviews
When Isabelle drags Alec to a Magnus Bane concert, the last thing he's expecting is to find love, but it would seem Magnus has other plans... Malec Au
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B.
Do You Believe in Ghosts? by TerraRune reviews
Magnus and Catarina are famous paranormal researchers (of sorts) and are known throughout New York. Alec Lightwood and his family move into a new house, and strange things start happening to him and his siblings. Can Magnus and Catarina help? *AU AH Based (loosely) on the movie The Conjuring with some references to the tv show Supernatural*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3328 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Boy In The Mirror by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Alec never believed in ghost stories. How wrong he was.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Now You Notice Me? by karatekid917 reviews
I have a bone to pick with those teachers. They say you're supposed to come out of highschool with both intellectual and practical smarts. What will I end my 13 year school life with? A mark of 99 and unrequited love. Thanks Jared Thail.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,946 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Jane and Alec: The Twins of Torture by AliceWhitlock19 reviews
about Jane and Alec's life before the Volturi. *All rights go to Stephenie Meyer.*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Anything At All by MCVG reviews
Jared/Kim. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kim, Jared
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Kill Jace reviews
Clary was killed on her wedding day. That's all she remembers. When she wakes from a coma four years later, she decides to seek revenge upon the people who destroyed her life. Kill Bill X The Mortal Instruments. Rated T for course language, adult themes and violence.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,534 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth reviews
On a mission to gather gifted vampires for Aro's 'collection', dark and dangerous Alec meets Maggie, a young, headstrong member of the Irish coven. Sparks fly instantly, whether they know it or not- but will Maggie ever learn to trust her sworn enemy? And will Alec tell her the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Alec, Maggie]
Not Quite In Love With You reviews
Clary Fray is living the high life of a Hollywood star, the most celebrated actress of the 21st century, and may just be Jace Herondale's saving point for his comeback film. However, there may be one problem. Clary hates his guts. Will 'Not Quite Immortal' reignite their lost love, or extinguish it forever? AU, but hopefully not too OOC...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Alec L., Isabelle L.
Truth Or Dare reviews
What do boys in mini skirts, prank calls and walking on Lego have in common? When Annabeth's quiet, small get together surprise birthday turns into a lethal game of Truth and Dare, she and her friends will have to overcome love, pain and a whole lot of humiliation to surviveā€¦Re-rated T to be safe...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Miss Hunger Games reviews
In the dystopian country of Menap, civilians would much rather watch their teen beauty queens fight to the death than walk down a catwalk. The heels and fake nails are coming off- Welcome to this years MISS HUNGER GAMES MENAP! Rated T for violence and course language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014
Never Look Twice reviews
Jared/Kim. No drama there. Kim has had a crush on a boy who doesn't even know her name since third grade. But when he suddenly returns those feelings, can Kim really trust a boy who's never looked twice at her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Jared, Kim]