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Joined 08-14-13, id: 5012396, Profile Updated: 01-22-17
Author has written 7 stories for Once Upon a Time, Hamilton, and Sherlock.

WARNING: This is a gay account. Everything will be at least semi-bisexual. Only exception is slight Captain Swan. Other than that, prepare yourself for extreme levels of homosexual.

I ship far too many things in far too many ways.

Feel free to message me if you would like to chat or are feeling depressed, anxious, on the verge of a panic attack, etc. I've been there, and this is a safe space for all of us. Writing is my coping mechanism, as well as reading. Don't go through this alone.

If you have come here seeking Julia Everdeen Queen of Sparx, please note that I have decided on a complete redesign of my profile and online image. Please contact me with any questions and comments concerning this matter.

I update irregularly, all depending on my sports, school, social life, and general writer's block. Do not expect regular updates. Sorry.

I take suggestions, prompts, and general advice. Tell me if you want something to be done in my style, and I will inform you whether or not I can take on the project.

My cures for writer's block are as follows:

Piano/ violin solos on Spotify Tumblr prompts that are a must have Being encouraged Knitting

I live for reviews.

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Reign Over Me by avaatquevale2250 reviews
Medieval/Reign Style AU. America has come back to court after two months of not hearing from her first love, Prince Maxon. Rumor has it that the Prince is engaged, & she is dreading that possibility. Has he moved on? In a world of people plotting for power, they will have to fight for their love. Full of intrigue, plots, & a lil sexy time! Not explicit, so rated T!
Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,283 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Aspen L., America S., Maxon S., Marlee T. - Complete
Magic Winx! Fanfictionix! by Akela Victoire reviews
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Beyond this link lies a collection of stories which parody some of the most clichéd trends in Winx Club fanfiction. Be warned- or if you have a twisted mind, enjoy… (Dedicated to Chibi Horsewoman)
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,228 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Complete
The Evil Inside Us by Elizthewiz reviews
Panem, the land that used to be filled with great things. Everyone thought their lives would go on without any worries. Until one day a virus is out. Soon one person infected many,until a whole population of walkers grew. Katniss Everdeen, struggles with protecting her sister, Prim. Katniss soon finds Peeta and together they try to conquer this outbreak -Based off The Walking Dead.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,374 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Gale H., Finnick O.
The Isolated Heart by dandelionsandroses reviews
When Katniss Everdeen had signed up to become a servant on The Mockingjay, the shipped tasked with bringing the Crown Prince, Peeta, to the east she had never expected to find herself shipwrecked and lost on a desolate island with the very boy she had been charged to serve. 'Historical' AU, Shipwrecked!Everlark. (Written for Prompts in Panem)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Sixty Seconds by The Girl Who Flys reviews
"If your apartment was on fire and you only had sixty seconds to grab one thing...just one thing and nothing else...what would it be?" At Anna's engagement party to Hans this one question is eating away at her and she has to know the answer. Implied Kristanna. Inspired by the movie Leap Year.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Hans - Complete
Date in Lane 7 by The Girl Who Flys reviews
Kristoff is nervous about asking Anna, the pretty cashier at the grocery store, for her number. Modern AU, Kristanna.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
The Ice Queen and the Snow Child by Lion3 reviews
Elsa had never considered herself the mothering type. That is until her cousin Arion left her and Anna the task of protecting an abandoned 6 year old Elise who also has freezing abilities. Elsa quickly grows to love Elise and teaches her to control her powers, but when Elise's parents suddenly demand the return of their daughter, what will Elsa do to protect "her child" from them?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014
Bjorgman Family Christmas Party by The Girl Who Flys reviews
Kristoff was man enough to admit that he was nervous. Then again, he WAS bringing Anna to his family Christmas party. Who in their right mind wouldn't be nervous? Modern AU. Kristanna.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Bloom The Witch by ShadowRogue9799 reviews
what if bloom was raised with the trix and became one of the most powerful witches of the magical dimention and goes to cloud tower and meets the winx...what will happen when the dragon fire's location and host is revieled and what wll bloom do at finding out she's really a fairy plz R&R i don't own winx club
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Bloom, Trix
The Princess and The Peeta by NightingaleHawthorne reviews
The fairy tale of how Peeta's dick fell in love with Katniss' vag and they banged like screen doors in a hurricane... a hurricane of true love. Also, Buttercup was there.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
His Little Mermaid by HungryForMore reviews
Peeta is out at sea and gets shipwrecked...he never expected the stories of mermaids to be true until he meets Katniss. Set in the late 1700s.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Katniss' Basket by obsessivegirl73 reviews
After the war, Katniss wants to insure that she, nor anyone else, ever forgets the tributes of the 74th Hunger Games. So, she arranges a basket with tokens representing each tribute within. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
Rules For Life At Hogwarts by Magic Kip reviews
Rules For Life At Hogwarts in story form!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - OC
Peter's Return by annegirl1324 reviews
Wendy waited for Peter to come back and, at last, one night he did. Based on the new Peter Pan movie.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
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WSSH reviews
John would trace his fingers across the light blue soulmark on his wrist, wishing that they were there to spell out another word instesd of the one he had written on there. Soulmates!AU Johnlock at the end, just give it a while.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/21/2017 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Freedom reviews
Alexander Hamilton: Bastard, orphan, slave. When he is sold to two men, one old, the other young and doused with freckles, he is given the chance to retrieve something he desperately needs back. His freedom. And maybe once he gets it, he can run off with the freckled man.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] G. Washington
Ballet reviews
John had always loved watching that mysterious man perform at the ballet. Johnlock if you squint. ONESHOT
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Umbrella reviews
Based on this tumblr prompt; Ham came back as a ghost and has spent all his time haunting Burr by stealing his umbrellas. Oneshot. PLEASE NOTE: This is a crack!fic. Please don't take it too seriously.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2017 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr - Complete
Afterlife reviews
When Eliza died, she had expected to reunite with her loving husband, Alexander Hamilton. But nothing's ever gone as it should for Eliza, has it?
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Eliza S., Angelica S. - Complete
You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself reviews
At Washing and Co. Law Firm, people have been noticing that, even though Burr and Hamilton both wear wedding rings, they have been... close. What people haven't been noticing, however, is that Hamilton and Burr are married to each other, and well... this happens. Rated T for swearing.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [A. Burr, A. Hamilton] Angelica S., Maria R.
The Most Dashing Rapscallion In All The Lands
Based off a tumblr prompt "like im imagining 23 yr old ponytail-wearing killian "im naming my ship after the pirate flag itself to prove my pirateyness" jones deciding to get his ear pierced bc it Looks Hardcore like do u think it got infected it probably got infected" Rated T for swearing. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
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