Author has written 3 stories for Gundam Wing/AC. *Home remedies* 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. And...Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. |