(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!

There are things you learn when you travel with someone close to you. Sometimes those things you learn are about the person you're with. Sometimes they're about yourself. Star and Marco share a few moments together that test their definition of their friendship.

Each chapter is a one shot of Pinecest; I'm going to just keep on adding stories. (Review any requests, suggestions, or ideas, and they will all get written on.) PINECEST: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT.

They're just playing Go Fish on the dock...what can go wrong, besides Lapis' phone getting stolen by a fish? (Lapis/Peridot)

There have been many labels for Lapis throughout her life. 'Informant', 'Mirror Gem', 'Ocean Gem', 'Lazuli'…but the most unlikely one might be one of the most fitting when Peridot makes Lapis watch Camp Pining Hearts with her for the first time. (Lapis/Peridot) (Lars/Sadie) (Steven/Connie)

Before going to the Control Bridge like Jasper wanted...Peridot has another plan. One that is slightly against orders. One that probably will anger the orange brute. One that is...admittedly adorable.(Lapis/Peridot)

Sometimes I write things, and sometimes these things are about Dipper and Pacifica and I'm deeply sorry about that. Fluff inside. Please consider that everything before chapter 8 was written before 'Northwest Mansion Mystery' and may seem out of context with the show.

Rose/Scorp: "You just what! You want me to kiss you and sweep you off your feet and tell you I'm in love with you and always have been? Well, I tried that! And guess what, Weasley? You're still engaged and I'm still the idiot that thought I had a chance. So please, if you have any shred of feeling for me, just leave me alone."

What happened when everyone saw Marco and Star together? They shipped them. Duh. It's what we all do, and when a magical narrator has the power to do whatever with any character a ship can become cannon. Sadly for Star this exact event happens to her... but it's GREAT for us!

The whole situation was completely Marco's fault in every way imaginable. He was obviously using his cuteness as a way to make Tom embarrassed and keep him away from Star. Obviously.

A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.

Rated T for mentions of self harm. When Star finally realizes just why Marco always wears hoodies, she does a little research...and then needs to reassure herself that he's still okay. Slight Starco, oneshot.

Two friends find a way to communicate through nearly impossible circumstances (post-canon)

Rated T for character death. Based on a prompt from Tumblr. If you knew you weren't going to live no matter what, would you tell the person you called that you were dying? Or would you try to stay happy just for them? One shot.

It's Star's sixteenth birthday and with her sixteenth birthday come some very big changes that she's too scared to share with the Diaz family, making her hide from them. When Marco finds her, both of them are surprised by the outcome. One shot, Starco!

Takes place just after the events of "Cheer Up Star." Marco reflects briefly on his ringtone, and just why exactly it's ironic. Very brief one shot!

Antonio's the charming, handsome farmer with an infuriating Spanish accent, and Lovino is the mysterious wine entrepreneur who comes and goes. When Antonio falls in love, he throws society, expectations, and religion to the wayside, but can a strict Catholic like Lovino do the same? Warning for internalized homophobia, religious and sexual themes, and references of child abuse.

It was simple. Wirt only had two things to do this weekend: Finish his drama project and look after Greg. Then Greg drank the apple juice... which turned out to be apple cider. And the adults aren't coming back until Monday. Oh crud. Twoshot.

"Ho, ho, ho, what do we have here? Aren't you a little too young to have kids? Or is it you that wants to sit on big ol' Santa's lap? Now that I wouldn't mind."

Greg and Wirt come back from the Unknown, even though one of them shouldn't have.

Veneziano is still haunted by the past, and he conceals it well from his best friend and ally: Germany. But when Germany is called to the front lines it feels like it's all happening again. Only this time, will Veneziano be able to save the one that he loves the most? Rated M for future graphic depictions of violence.

"He was scared, and he was alone and he was relieved that Greg was going home. He tried to tell himself that he was okay with staying behind." Alternative ending to Over the Garden Wall.

Matthew explains to Francis his zucchini. [Also known as the time Matthew comes out to Francis on his asexuality and queerplatonic friendship.] Mentions of platonic RusCan. ONE SHOT

When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL

Dipper and Mabel Pines have finally turned eighteen and their parents have taken them all the way to fabulous Las Vegas for a weekend of fun as their big gift to them. Mabel is right at home in the flashy city, but Dipper finds it to be a bit of a headache, and searches for some quiet. Instead, he finds the most exciting 'person' he has ever met. This is a Dipper/Bill Cipher fic.

A day at the beach leads to Louise finally realizing an integral game changer. Implied Louise/Logan, one sided Andy/Louise & Ollie/Louise, Obvious Tina/JJ. *[Ages: LBB - 24, T/J - 21, G- 19, L/A/O - 17] Anywho, swearing, sexual implications, beer. You've been warned. (*Ages changed due to fitting within continuity of stories in the CYLMA universe/timeline)

Lovino has always been told by the two people closest to him that his heart was supposed to race when he was around the person that he loved, and it does, but with the wrong person.

Romano had always been able to see it- the blood that stained others hands. Feliciano had always been able to hear it- the lies that coated others sickly sweet voices. Italy as a whole wasn't as stupid as most thought. Two-Shot. I do not own Hetalia

He knew they were just jokes, careless jokes thrown out by others that didn't know the consequences of their words. M for language. Complete.

Dipper, through a series of typically Gravity Falls circumstances, finds himself a teenager. Finally confident in his pursuits, he decides to try for a date with Wendy. How will things play out? Read it to find out! (Cover image generously donated by tumblr user moringmark!)

America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS

There is something wrong with Arthur's relationship with his son, Alfred. Something wrong, twisted, sick, disgusting, beautiful. But when Arthur realizes it, when they both realize, it's already too late. The sickness has taken root. Incest, Arthur's POV.

Everyone has noticed it, even America. England has become heartless these days. So the nations send in Italy to hopefully make him talk. When the island nation does talk though, will everybody be able to deal with his response?

Everyone has a button. Even Italy.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

Sitting on the kitchen table was a note that laid everything bare.

Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.

A game of Psychiatrist goes horribly right: America forces himself to think, France claims to be a virgin, Hungary has a nosebleed, Japan becomes hopelessly confused, and Spain is NOT getting laid tonight... CRACK. Collab with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...

It starts out about as innocently as anything starts between he and Alfred. Alfred wants Matthew in a dress and it ends badly. And Arthur proves that he knows more than Matthew thinks. USCan with a much cross-dressing and England on the side.

Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.

England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

I wish I could talk to you. I wish you could hear me. I can only wish for things while we are stuck here, so for now just let me hold whatever part of you I can reach. US/UK

Subjugate. Verb.: to bring under complete control or subjection; conquer; master. To make submissive or subservient. What happened to Lithuania and Poland in 1940 and '41 .

Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far

Suicide. No Happy End. Rated M for fear of tainting still pure minds. Gakuen Hetalia.

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

There were many reasons why they shouldn't be together, and not enough that they should be. It's a funny word, consensual. Spain/teen!Romano

FrUk. “He said he loved me, Francis.” France could feel wetness on his shirt and let his hands stroke at the other’s back gently. “That sodding prat said he loved me and he was shagging that bloody oaf the whole time!”

He's staring into the eyes of a true conquistador, a true conqueror. Spain/S. Italy

Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.

Belle had never felt quite comfortable in the company of some of the other princesses. Written for a New Year Resolution challenge at the Yuletide fic exchange. [Disney Princessesverse, sort've]

[Hunchback of Notre Dame] Love was like that golden gleaming metal. And Lovers so easily fooled. Soft slash.