(PatxBob) It start off like any other Sunday. Spongebob wants to spend a day with his best friend Patrick, but something is troubling Patrick, all the while Spongebob's life is becoming complicated, with pain, love, and not to mention a serial killer claiming victims in Bikini Bottom.

Spongebob gets a confusing gift from his secret admirer, and he gets the wrong idea! NEWLY UPDATED! Read and Review!

They were rivals. They were companions. They were everything but in love. One summer night at band camp would change that, though. Or so they hoped.

SpongeBob and Isabel are forced into dangerous circumstances when unwelcome 'visitors' to Bikini Bottom.

Alvin /x/ Simon. Rated for future chapters. I suck at summeries, so just give it a chance :D

"Man Ray is great." No he isn't! That ****ing % &#! - Get a grip on yourself, Squilliam. You can't live in the past any longer.

Bobby and Joseph are graduating high school, and off to New York. Joseph finds out about his real father, and Peggy finds out about her son and his boyfriend. Hank’s an ass. M for strong hints. OneShot.

I can't really summarize this one. Read anyways. France/Canada, mentions others/Canada. Sad!Fic with an optimistic ending.

Squilliam invites Squidward for tea to reminisce on high school days, while Squidward tries to prove that he is a success. Prequel to Methods, but stands alone too. Squid/Squill.

Squidward plots his own demise, while Squilliam plans his own night out, each with their own methods. SquidxSquill

Based on the episode "Bossy Boots". Mr. Krabbs has unresolved issues. Pearl is the solution. But she's off-limits...isn't she? Krabbs/Pearl. Yep, that's right. Incest. Sort of. *One-Shot*

They had never been in love before. Until now. And only one of them liked it. Prequel to Tampon Masturbation's "Codependency". SquillBob.

Based on the episode "Can You Spare A Dime?". Spongebob has opened his home to a certain Squid in need. So why would he ask for any more favors? Especially such a scanty maid uniform? Sponge/Squid *One-Shot*

The heat's out and a snowstorm has trapped Carly and Sam at Sam's house. What to do for heat? Oh, they'll think of something. 9th of 30 Cam prompt fics I'll be posting! -Cam- -Femslash- -Smut-

Based on the episode "Ghost Host". Spongebob grows tired of the Dutchman's "scary" tricks, and tells him so. But the Flying Dutchman isn't going to take it lightly. *One-Shot* Highly inappropriate material. Sponge/Dutchman

AoStH. Some fascinations just cannot be curbed. Especially not in prison with no other way to pass the time. Scratch/Grounder. Set during "The Magnificent Sonic".

Life has an odd way of being karmic, especially if you've caused nothing but trouble. Sam learns the hard way the consequences of her actions and how deeply they effect the one she loves the most. -Cam- -Femslash- -Angst- -Dark!fic- -Oneshot-

Spongeob- Peter, Squidward- Edward, Patrick-Rick. Peter loves Edward, but can't be with him since his cousin's staying with him.... and screwing the daylights out of him. Will Edward be able to save him?

For all those slash fans out there who just don't seem to know how a sponge and an octopus could do it.

Spongebob left Bikini Bottom and grew up. He comes back after a visit from Sandy and Patrick, but only for a short time. Will he find what he always wanted? Spongebob/Squidward. Yes it is slash, but I am sure you can deal with it.

Squidbob one-shot collection. Rated K. New cover image!

100-word portraits of life in Bikini Bottom, chance occurences and things that may or may not have happened. From angst to fluff, from pairings to canon.

In a world of wizards with powers that can annihilate God and witches with bosoms to match their brains, you tend to gain notoriety for having almost no remarkability whatsoever.

At the peak of sexual pleasure, Cosmo feels the constant bite and haunting whisper all around him.

In which Sakaki and Kaorin go for a walk together, and Kaorin gets more than a little flustered.

A drugged out Amber admits she would love to have a threesome with her brothers. Largoscest for LArgoscest sake really.

He just wants to forget. To forget he's long-lost love who abused and raped him, to forget the REAL him, to forget everything that wasn't Squidy and Pat. But, that was never going to happen. Soon, his mask is peeled off. Yaoi, Rape, Slash, Minor/ 18 male.

Calvin and Hobbes have a lovely day today and discuss his relationship with his parents

Butt-Head wakes up to a very strange sight. But he can't remember how it all happened. He takes a trip down memory lane and discovers the very strange experiance he had which started rather simply while taking the garbage out. SLASH.

When you're young and gay, the possibilities are endless! Patrick teaches SpongeBob a "lesson" about being too prideful when it comes to *cough* certain things... *cough cough*

Duck Dodgers. A day-in-the-life of the Martian Commander...yet not, as even his obsession with his superior struggles to contain his ever decreasing state of mind. Freeform poem; hints of Marv/Queen.

For once in his work-life, Squidward was overpaid. Slash. Title has nothing to do with it.

A question catches Spongebob off guard. Spongebob/Patrick. This story is for Tampon Masturbation's story challenge.

Spongebob has a secret he has to tell Patrick. Will the secret destroy their friendship, or will it only strengthen it? Spongebob/Patrick Yaoi alert!

The time between weekends is too long...FredxGeorge, oneshot. WARNING: Incest.

Squidward. 15. Charming man, but – let’s face it – insane. Insane over one girl, and hopefully her sweet sweet kisses… Rerelease.

I'm not doing it. I can tell. I'm not.

please don't ask me why i wrote this.

Looking for a quick relief... SquidwardXSpongebob

Two universes. Two guys. One motive. One love. Any questions? Homestar Runner/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover, 50 sentence drabbles. The crackest of crack-and-slash pairings.

Fun and games make for a good party. Beer and drugs make for a confusing party. Your guests being systematically murdered by a force of good gone wrong make for a bad party. Guess which kind he had. Rated for language and character death. COMPLETE.

Crack Pairing. DennisxSpongebob/peter. I changed names around, it'll be clearer in my next story. But enjoy none the less.

Sakaki x Kaorin. Even in the middle of class, Kaorin can't quite sway her thoughts from the wonderful Sakaki-san.

Based off the episode, "Scaredy Pants." SpongeBob tries to be even scarier than last Halloween, by completely shaving off his spongy exterior.

How does SpongeBob afford everything when he flips burgers for a living? Maybe he doesn't.

Just some cute/funny fluff I wrote about my two favorite butt-knockers. Beavis/Butthead Slash.

Like the sun and rain, SpongeBob and Squidward couldn't be more different. Sponge-x-Squid poem, very fluffy. Fluff-freaks will enjoy; angst-lovers may not.

Thirty years from now, not much has changed in Bikini Bottom; Except for Spongebob's lack of sanity & how he's developed a habit of sitting at his desk, crying over the death of his boss, Krabs. Who will come around & patch the holes? Bob x Oc, -Shot-

Flapjack is an adult now & a grand adventurer; As he thinks about the one that truly shaped him, tears are shed. Who will come to his aid & stop the waterworks?

Osaka always wandered what flying felt like. This had to be it. Rated M for safety.

The detective looked up from his cake, a strawberry dangling from his lips....another evil-doer fell before his mighty, gleaming pen of silver...A blonde giggled idiotically in the distance... Parody of stupidity.

If you've ever wondered why Squidward hates Spongebob this is the place for you. My own take on this interesting relationship. This is M for a reason. Yaoi. Several pairings. This is going to be dirty if that's your thing.

The Daily Show/The Colbert Report While Jon and Stephen are having a nice night, Jon discovers he has a problem. How will Stephen respond? silly little story. Warnings: slash, sexual innuendo, but nothing explicit.

Sandy admits that she has feelings for SpongeBob but SpongeBob doesn't feel the same way. He has his eyes on someone else. What will Sandy do to get SpongeBob to like her, and will she succeed or fail? One-sided SandyxSpongeBob. SpongeBob Squidward slash.

But that wasn’t why he fainted that night in the Bubble Bowl. Band Geeks spoilers.

Plankton loved his Lab. Perhaps even more than his laboratory.

Just don't read it. NOT WRITTEN BY ME! written by Vanessa. IT quintuple-X rated spongebob! DXDX

I am surprised no one did that one before. Yeah, this is a Bioshock/Spongebob crossover and I WILL have my monkeys continue it, it came to my mind while I was spliced out on some serious Caffeine plasmids. Please read and review.

The Daily Show/The Colbert Report Jon/Stephen WARNINGS: slash. You no likey, no ready. Simple as that. Jon and Stephen finally admit their feelings after a one-night stand. Horrible summary, but cute story. Themes challenge.

A weird monologuish thing in which SpongeBob sorts out his feelings for Pat. Slash.

Squidward goes to strange lengths to keep SpongeBob and Patrick out of his new hot tub.

A tragic story, about an innocent little pipe, and a pipe molester. Read and review!

Squidward has to struggle to evacuate the number of Mary-Sues invading Bikini Bottom. But little does he know that these sponge/squirrel/squid creatures may, in a way, provide an advantage that he overlooked the first time.

SpongeBob tries to help Sandy come up with some invention ideas. SpongeXSandy.

Raito and Ryuuzaki are experiencing a few...problems in their growing relationship. Both boys want to be seme! How will they solve this little problem? LxLight/LightxL

Training for an eating contest leaves SpongeBob with his hands tied. Literally.

One of Squidward's oldest and most-hated foes is back with a vengeance...but it's not who you'd expect with a summary like that. Welcome to claustrophobia.

SpongeBob's inane attempts to get Squidward to lend him his toothbrush. Somewhat random.

SpongeBob and Patrick take a foray into the world of realty. Implied slash.

SpongeBob and Squidward were both too much in love to care about the little things that bugged them. They both had bigger fish to fry. Crack twoshot.

“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.

Kaorin most likely had a crush on Sakaki in the Anime series. I could be entirely wrong, but here's my take on what would happen if Sakaki didn't mind an outburst of romance from Kaorin. Shojo Ai or whatever, nothing graphic at all. Chiyo and Minyamo in i

Squidward goes to an insane asylum and is forced to keep a diary. This fic consists of his daily entries.

In the episode Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, there is an elevator in Squidward's house. But it never shows up again. Did SpongeBob have something to do with that? Of course.

I don't know if I'm going to continue this. Beware, this is sad.

You can run but you can't hide, when dreams and reality collide. Oneshot. SBxSquid.

Not to give away a spoiler, but this is my version of a certain something referenced at the end of the episode, "The Secret Box."

Love has a habit of hitting you like a ton of bricks. SquidSquill. Squill's POV. Dedicated to Marih Dimitri and other supporters.

Full title: “Shut Up, A Unique Take on Kisses, Conversations and Other Misnomers”. Twoshot. Slight Sponge x Squid.

Plankton and his computer wife Karen converse as they spy on SpongeBob from a tree.

Dobby's worst nightmare, or secret desire? Albus Dumbledore calls in a member of his staff to his office. But this is no ordinary meeting. A glance into the manic sexual world of Dumbledore's fantasies. DumbledoreDobby, Graphic sex, noncon, lemon, slash.

SpongeBob decides to write a story after an unpleasant viewing experience. However, Squidward's critique is brutally honest.

Sandy wants to plan a Thanksgiving dinner at the treedome, but SpongeBob and Patrick misunderstand its meaning to be something else.

AU. School trip plus mind control equals chaos concerning two certain aqua calamari. Oneshot. Forced slash, if one knows what one means.

SpongeBob and Squidward are accidentally locked in the Krusty Krab bathroom overnight.

When is an Eskimo Kiss not an Eskimo Kiss? Oneshot.

COACH Z AND HOMESTAR FUCK.I ACTUALLY WROTE MOST OF THE SEX SCENE IN THIS ONE.Then I got lazy.

Maybe Mom and Dad knew of Dexter’s increasing maturity, and felt they could trust him in situations like this. But how situations like this can change, with a small revelation. Oneshot.

He could deny it no longer. He missed him. I will continue this one day. You just gotta give it time.

Rage, fury, domination, humiliation, small tendancies of hypnosis. In short, just a typical smut.

What can they say? What can they do? One shot. Again, the pairing may surprise you.

My first SBSQUID Poem, please read and review. Just a short, sweet little poem from Squidward to Spongebob.

Ayase tries to bake a cake for Kanou's birthday.

ALOT

This isn’t your typical poetry. And it ain’t your typical slash either. Let’s put it that way and leave it at that. Read with an open mind. Or try to.

Nobody knows everything, much less a caveman, even if he can speak the language. Here we follow but a minute of “taila foo” Squog’s internal struggle to come to terms with what “love” is.

A friendly game of cards, some alcohol and a question that should've never been asked. Yukari will never be able to erase this night from her memory. Shoujoai.

[Oneshot][cRaCK]The death of SpongeBob SquarePants. Warnings: Sex, language, character bashing, ect. I can't really remember anything else. Flaming is accepted if you want. It will only make me laugh...

A sleeping Yukari keeps Minamo up at night. Four related drabbles, 100 words each. Shoujo ai.

OneShot and Sequel. Pairing:SpongebobSquid. A bit on the dark side but a good read I promise. Rating is M just to be on the safe side. Nothing explicit. Feedback is much appreciated. Originally titled: Stupid

TomoXYomi. Tomo plays a nasty trick on Yomi that causes her to burst out in tears. This brings out Tomo's gentle side. Bad summary, first fan fic, please R&R

Life is pornography with practical notes written in the margins. George is so engrossed by his son that he has forgotten the boy from thirty years ago. Slash.

Jessie experiences some trauma one morning. Meowth has a new hairstyle. James...hides.

Jessie picks up the phone and dials you-know-who. Quasi-Rocketshippy with slightly suggestive phone conversations.