Okay, this DEFINITELY needs to be updated, since I apparently haven't touched this profile since FDR was president. Let's see, what belongs in here, hmmmm...ah screw it, I hate these space fillers anyways. Look, if you want to know more about me, read my fics; they'll show you what it's like inside my head most of the time.

Yay for all things sci-fi: Stargate (wohoo!), Babylon 5, X-Files, Farscape (MINISERIES, YESYESYES), and Star Wars (especially Star Wars) are some of my favorites. *waves hand* You WILL review the dwarfs stories...You're kidding me...It's STILL NOT WORKING?! Grrr, urge to succumb to the dark side rising.

As always, reviewers rock. Please review what you read, WE DEMAND IT! Uh, that is, hehe...see, we're addicted, us fanfic writers; don't make us go into withdrawl-DO IT NOW, FOOLS! Gah, sorry about that. I send psychic bonus points to those who review; flamers suffer the wrath of my psychic axe! Axe, it hurts, comprende? No? Here, hold still then. *wields psychic axe* I said hold still! Get back here!

Just remember, I'm here to entertain you guys laugh, so let me make it the best entertainment I can deliver.

THIS SITE ROCKS!

~ Nobody tosses a *dwarf*!