Hi!

I'm Mneme and I've been on this site for waaay too long :P I post different stuff on ao3 (same name) and on tumblr (same name, haha). Come say hi!

A small note to previous readers:

21/01/2017

Hi, guys :)

I’ve been offline for almost two years, and it’s killed me. I’ve got a list of excuses a mile long and a ton of regrets, but I don’t think you want to hear about that. What I’m going to give you is this: my primary medium for writing has always been comedy. Black comedy, I’ll grant you, but one of the things that writing has done has allowed me to get people to laugh.

Things haven’t been very funny, lately.

It’s difficult to write with broken fingers, and I’ve been banging against walls with bloody knuckles (metaphorically, of course) since the end of 2015. I think that maybe I’m ready to start sharing things again. No, I fucking miss being able to share things. Fanfiction has saved my life, and I hope I’ll manage to get as many beautiful, wonderful, heartbreaking comments as I have for my other fics. The validation I got for writing This Isn’t is…incredible. Thank you so much.

If you’ve lost patience with me, that’s fine. If you’ve lost interest in my writing, that’s also fine, because I’ve certainly changed. But if you’re reading this, and you’ve read my fics before, please give me a chance to impress J

Thank you, thank you, thank you all so much!

Mneme

My Work:

Kim and Jackie's Disastrous Adventures at Hogwarts:

1. This Isn't Going to End Well: my Soul Eater x Harry Potter crossover, it mainly focuses on Kim and Jackie and their job of trying (and most likely failing) to protect poor old Harry from from Death Eaters, Dementors and Voldemort! NOW COMPLETE (oh, thank god).

2. Oh, the Horror: an offshot from 'This Isn't Going to End Well', just a oneshot about how Kim and Jackie attempt to be Sorted. I'll probably post more on this when I get the inspiration. Now also include 'Dear Jackie...', which is the fight I glossed over in 'This Isn't' where they Meister-Weapon duo goes out to grab a pre-kishin on their first night at Hogwarts! Written for Kim x Jackie week, so I tried to add some romance to this.

Woes of the Sorting Hat: this is a oneshot that I've turned into a series of oneshots. It's about where the poor old Sorting hat is forced to sort all sorts of transfers! Not incredibly original, and it seems to take place in an AU where no one ever ages past 7th year...oh, well.

1: Mortal Instruments x Harry Potter ("Woes of the Sorting Hat") - Completed

2: Fairy Tail x Harry Potter ("Troubles of the Sorting Hat") - Complete

3: Yu-Gi-Oh! x Harry Potter ("Horrors of the Sorting Hat") - Complete

4: Percy Jackson x Harry Potter ("Miseries of the Sorting Hat") - Complete

5: Maximum Ride x Harry Potter ("Trials of the Sorting Hat") - Complete

My AU: my Alternate Universe is a whacked up version of J.K. Rowling's. It exists pretty much in any dimension, time, etc. that I can think of (that's how I can write a Mortal Instruments crossover and still have a Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover in the same series). I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but I'm honestly not smart enough to think of new and interesting reasons to why all these different universes would come to Hogwarts, and not make it sound repetitive and boring.

upon your shoulders: D.Gray-man AU where Allen is sent to an asylum by Cross to get the help he seriously, seriously needs. I like to think I'm funny. Will eventually have plot! ...probably.

UPDATE SCHEDULE (revised)

17/06/17

Heey, lovelies!

So I’ve been having some difficulties with uni work atm (@_@) so I’m gonna have to change the weekly updates for upon your shoulders to fortnightly updates. If I’m feeling super motivated and work isn’t killing me, it’ll be a bit more than that, but I don’t think I can keep up one-chapter-per-week at a minimum of 2000 words. Sorry :’(

ANYWAY, that does mean that I won’t be unexpectedly disappearing again, because I’m not freaking out about being late on top of coursework, haha.

So I’ll be seeing you guys in two weeks! (I mean, assuming that you’re still here :P)

Mneme