The Consulting Storytellerhide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Sherlock. I know you're a french girl, and you came here to have fun. I know you appreciate smut, fluff, Sherstrade, Mystrade, Anderlock, Holmescest and Johnlock, but for the last part, you don't approve the mad fangirls opinion - because it's stupid - most likely because you don't think Johnlock is canon. And you write fanfictions, I'm afraid. That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? The name is The Consulting Storyteller and the profile is "Dear God, What Is It Like In My Funny Little Brain?". Afternoon! Je sais que vous êtes une demoiselle française et que vous êtes venue pour le fun. Je sais que vous appréciez le smut, le fluff, Sherstrade, Mystrade, Anderlock, Holmescest et Johnlock, mais avec ce dernier, vous désapprouvez l'opinion des fans hystériques - parce que c'est stupide - mais surtout parce que vous ne pensez pas que Johnlock est canon. Et vous écrivez des fanfictions, et vous n'avez pas tord. Ça devrait suffire pour le moment, vous ne croyez pas ? Je m'appelle The Consulting Storyteller et le profil est "Dear God, What Is It Like In My Funny Little Brain ?". Bonne journée ! "Sherlock" is a TV show created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gattis. Characters, scenarios, quotes and everything related are the property of BBC, Hartswood Films Ltd and Masterpiece. "Sherlock" est une série télévisée créée par Steven Moffat et Mark Gattis. Les personnages, scénarios, répliques et tout ce qui s’y rapporte sont la propriété de BBC, Hartswood Films Ltd et Masterpiece. | |||||||
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Cold Body, Warm Heart by YourLoyalBlogger reviews
After a zombie epidemic, Lock (an unusual introspective zombie and former detective), encounters John Watson, an army doctor and human surviour and rescues him during a zombie attack. John quickly realises Lock is not like the others and both embark on an adventure that will change them move and transform the world.. (crappy summary is crappy)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,212 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For your family by Sorah reviews
When Doctor McCoy suffers an accident, Kirk looks for a doctor in the cryogenic capsules. He wakes up John Watson, who asks in return only one thing: his friend back. But will Kirk allow the most dangerous man he ever knew to come back to life? / Sherlock as Khan. Johnlock
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Are You Still There? by matureandresponsible reviews
Sherlock hides it for as long as he can. But John is a doctor. He's trained to notice these things, and notice he does. Prompt written for the Johnlock Party 2011 on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deductions, Seduction, and a First Introduction by LaughterNeverDies reviews
John's life is empty, loveless, until he meets Sherlock Holmes and finds his explicit website, 'The Science of Seduction'. John needs companionship, could it be possible that he has found it in the arms of a man who sells his own body for sex?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,267 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Good Evening, Sherlock
Sequel for "Good Evening, Mary". Can be read as a stand alone, but it'll make more sense if you read "Good Evening, Mary" first. All you need to know about this fis is that I'm a sucker for happy endings. Tags for angst, hurt/comfort, mentions of mildly dubious consent. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE. NOT BRITPICKED OR BETA'D, ALL MISTAKES ARE MINE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bonsoir, Sherlock reviews
Suite à "Bonsoir, Mary". Peut être lue seule, mais a plus de sens si vous lisez "Bonsoir, Mary" d'abord. Tout ce que vous avez à savoir sur cette fic est que je déteste les fins pas heureuses. Vous êtes prévenu(e)s... Tags pour angst, hurt/comfort, mentions de mildly dubious consent
Sherlock - Rated: M - French - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2015
Bonsoir, Mary reviews
John est revenu vivre à Baker Street après avoir perdu Mary, et noie son chagrin dans l'alcool. Ils finissent par tomber dans une sorte de relation où Sherlock va s'appliquer à faire croire à John qu'il est toujours avec Mary. EDIT: j'ai écris une suite, "Bonsoir, Sherlock"
Sherlock - Rated: M - French - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good Evening, Mary reviews
John came back live in Baker Street after losing Mary, and drowns his sorrow in alcohol. Him and Sherlock end in some kind of relationship where Sherlock will do all he can to make John believe he's still with Mary. EDIT: I wrote a sequel, "Good Evening, Sherlock"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Senza Catene (by MadLori) reviews
Sherlock a un passe-temps secret. Une nuit, John le suit pour voir ce qu'il en est, et a la surprise de sa vie.
Sherlock - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Une Etude A L'Envers - Un Problème A Trois Tasses reviews
"Vous avez bu trois tasses ?" "C'est un problème à trois tasses", se justifia-t-il en joignant ses mains sous son menton. Cette pose, et je l'ignorais encore, allait faire partie de mon quotidien plus que je ne pouvais l'imaginer.
Sherlock - Rated: K - French - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study In Reverse - A Three-Cups Problem
"Is that… three cups?" "It's a three-cups problem," he justified himself, joining his hands under his chin. This pose, and I didn't know it yet, would become part of my daily life more than I could ever imagine.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,222 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What We Were Made For
"Where was the time when they were the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Dr. John Watson? Unfortunately, this time had long fled."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,598 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Ce Pour Quoi Nous Etions Faits reviews
"Où était parti le temps où ils étaient le célèbre détective Sherlock Holmes et son assistant le docteur John Watson ? Malheureusement, ce temps était depuis longtemps enfui."
Sherlock - Rated: M - French - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Saccharomyces Cerevisiae (by Yaycoffee) reviews
Après une soirée où ils se sont ennuyés à mourir et bu beaucoup trop, Sally et Sherlock se surprennent eux-même en passant la nuit ensemble. C'aurait pu en rester là, sauf que voilà, Sally tombe enceinte, et décide de garder le bébé. Et Sherlock a finalement bien envie de s'y impliquer. Heureusement, John est là pour lui, et même plus que là. Non pas que Sherlock se plaigne...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - French - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,273 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Une Etude A l'Envers - Au Milieu De Nulle Part reviews
"Il y a une caméra de sécurité sur le bâtiment qui est à votre gauche, la voyez-vous ?" Mes épaules retombèrent devant ce timbre racé qui fleurait l'arrogance. "Qui est-ce ? Qui est à l'appareil ?" "Vous voyez la caméra, Mr Holmes ?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - French - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Study In Reverse - In The Middle Of Nowhere reviews
"There is a security camera on the building to your left. Do you see it?" My shoulders fell before the racy tone that was full of arrogance. "Who's this? Who's speaking?" "Do you see the camera, Mr Holmes?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Une Etude A l'Envers - Une Rencontre Inattendue reviews
"Cocaïne ou heroïne ?" "Pardon ?" "C'était quoi ? De la cocaïne ou de l'héroïne ?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - French - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study In Reverse - An Unexpected Meeting reviews
"Cocaine or heroin?" "Sorry?" "Which was it? Was it cocaine or heroin?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four Years Of Our Past reviews
"I doubt that our mutual affection can be described by a term as generic as ' love'. We certainly have the symptoms, but we're both two prisoners of our contradictions. Both driven by our feelings and locked by our pride."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,936 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
C'était il y a quatre ans reviews
"Je doute que notre affection mutuelle puisse être qualifiée par un terme aussi générique que "amour" . Nous en avons certes les symptômes, mais nous sommes tous les deux trop prisonniers de nos contradictions. A la fois mus par nos sentiments et immobilisés par notre fierté."
Sherlock - Rated: T - French - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
