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Joined 05-09-13, id: 4714628, Profile Updated: 09-14-16
Author has written 6 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Sherlock, Stargate: SG-1, Thor, and Avengers.

Zcvoknout... It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal... WACKO!

Heavy shipper. Hopeless romantic. Sucker for happy-endings.

Consider yourself be warned.

But otherwise I'm normal.

Reviews are greatly appreciated. Really, nice ones, bad ones, opinions, ideas. I’m taking everything.

English is not my first language, my writing isn’t flawless. So if anyone would be interested in beta-reading of my stories, let me please know.

Cover images are mostly my work, if you want to see more pictures for my stories, check my profile on DeviantArt

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For Who Could Ever Learn To Love A Beast by magentacr reviews
A Sherlolly AU. The classic tale of Beauty and the Beast, with a Sherlock twist, of course.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,441 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2016 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Titanic by HorrorFan6 reviews
Wealthy young Hinrik Haddock's world is turned upside down when he meets steerage passenger Astrid Hofferson aboard the RMS Titanic. Defying all societal expectations and his snobbish fiancee, he soon finds himself falling in love with the fiery young woman. But when the Titanic strikes an iceberg and starts to sink, their leisurely voyage turns into a fight for survival.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,608 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick, Heather - Complete
It's a Funny Story Actually by Nazmuko reviews
It's Friday evening in DC and Jack is drinking beer alone in a bar, feeling miserable, when a surprise visitor changes his plans for the weekend. A light, silly, dialogue-driven story set between seasons 8 and 9. Sam/Jack as usual. Epilogue now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,327 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
Strong Poison by Lono reviews
Helping her late husband with his medical practice introduced Molly Hooper to any number of grisly deaths, but nothing prepared her for the day that she'd have to cover up a murder, or the role Sherlock Holmes would play in her deceit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
When Pigs Fly by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
Darcy Lewis once told Loki she would date him when pigs fly. Looking back, that might not have been the smartest quip.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
CrueltyFrailty by Missie2 reviews
Hiccup thinks Tuffnut is picking on some little kids. The truth is more complicated.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Summit Quest by Missie2 reviews
Hiccups's best friend falls ill and needs an urgent supply of a rare herb that grows on the most dangerous, least accessible spot on Berk. Out of desperation, he asks for help from the only person crazy enough to brave the trip with him in tow.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hiccup, Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Home Cooking by Missie2 reviews
The twins don't show any outward signs of affection, but it can be seen in other ways.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Message Received by Emmyjean reviews
A series of text conversations between Molly and Sherlock as their relationship evolves over the months following Sherlock's official re-entry into the land of the living.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Other Side by CreamoCrop reviews
It was said that with every choice that a person is confronted with, a hundred new realities are created. In a way, there is no reality. Everyone is just living a version of a version. Sherlock Alternate Universe. Rated-T for swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Who's the Boss? by Fayth3 reviews
Someone makes Molly cry and, for once, it's not Sherlock. Harmless crack fluff fic one shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
April 1st on the Helicarrier by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
Loki's idea of an april fool's joke.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Part-Time Superheroes by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
Due to lack of superviallains, being an Avenger is not a full-time job. They work some other job besides, and pay rent to Tony Stark, because heroes do not sponge.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Complete
Processing Error by Navy Babe reviews
Molly Hooper lets it slip that she loves Sherlock Holmes. He reacts in an unexpected and wholly Sherlock manner. A post-Reichenbach fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Great Realisations by Fayth3 reviews
It was one of life's great ironies that the day Molly decided to get over him and on with her life was the day Sherlock Holmes realised that he actually had feelings for her and it was high time he did something about them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,039 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Something to Live For by capableoflove reviews
Arya and Gendry are traveling North. Unfortunately, they've got all of Westeros and plenty of enemies between them and Winterfell. It will take plenty of help, and more than a little luck to get them home safely.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Blood of the Lion by Freelance Fanfictioner reviews
He soared on dragon's wings, helped win the war, and conquered the heart of his wife. Now Tyrion is about to learn life is never done with surprises as he meets a shadow from the past. AU, sequel to Make Me a Lion. Sansa/Tyrion, Arya/Gendry
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
Angels of the Silences by CompYES reviews
After the raid, Hiccup decided not to search for Toothless's crash site. So when someone else happens to stumble on the indisposed dragon, both dragon and future rider are in for a surprise. A RuffnutHiccup story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,330 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ruffnut, Hiccup - Complete
No blacksmiths by ofwingsandthings reviews
Originally my one-shot where a man and his daughter discuss Lady Arya Stark's return to Winterfell, but has since gained more and more chapters. Parts, namely the story of the Lone knight, was inspired by the story written by MarisaKateBella, called 'The Song of the Smith and the Stranger' I do believe. It's good! And I loved the idea, so I'd recommend checking it out.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,114 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Make Me a Lion by Freelance Fanfictioner reviews
At a time when all seems lost, Tyrion comes to the rescue and Sansa learns a different meaning to the words "A Lannister pays his debts". Tyrion really is a bigger man than he seems, and her captivity at the Vale makes her appreciate this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
And then she said… by MyNameIsJeffNImLost reviews
100 doses of short 1-shots for what could have been said if Season 8 lasted a few more seconds. Includes SamJack shippiness, humor, innuendo, honesty, technobabble, and general randomness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
Regulations and Regrets by hilandncr reviews
Jack sends Sam and Daniel to Destiny. While there, Sam confronts the reality of the choices she has made over the years when she comes face to face with TJ, a woman who has chosen a very different path. Spoilers for SGU Season 1. S/J established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
B is for Betrayal by Rachel500 reviews
Written for the Jonas Alphabet Soup. With the Ori occupying Langara, Jonas finds himself as leader of the Resistance and mounts an ambitious mission to take back their Stargate.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Quinn - Complete
First Date by Mandarax reviews
Daniel is the biggest gossip around.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
They're waiting all the same by Beanpot reviews
Based on the prompt: Sam and Teal'c. "Five more planets have fallen to the Ori, including Hebridan and Langara." Concern and/or sorrow for a former team member.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
File 30185 by Rose Stetson reviews
File 30185 does exist, and it is exactly what Sam and Daniel insinuated it meant...what Mitchell didn't know, however, was who his mother was...SamJack NOMINATED FOR 2007 STARGATE FAN AWARDS!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Incubus by Jessa4865 reviews
Death is hardly the end for someone as determined as Samantha Carter. SamJack COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Return to Sender by Vicky Ocean reviews
General O'Neill sends of a response to one of Atlantis' Letters from Pegasus.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Diplomatic Immunity by melora30 reviews
Sam makes an eventful decision to save Earth and is forced to pay the price. Slight spoilers for Season 8's Affinity and Endgame. SJ and very slight SamPete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,800 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Intergalactic Social Event of the Decade by Vicky Ocean reviews
Carter's wedding. On the bride's side are Taur'i, Nox, Asguard, Tok'ra, Jaffa, and maybe even a couple of Ancients. Chaos will ensue. Completed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
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Where no one goes reviews
He left to find the help and bring the peace for his people (because he took them as his, even if they didn't want him). Instead, he found the most ruthless villain ever. Thankfully, he also found the friend, again at the less likely place. But that didn't make him forget the one he had back home... sequel to Like no one else; Hiccup, Ruffnut, Toothless, Eret, Valka, Astrid, Stoick
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,996 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Hiccup, Ruffnut] Astrid, Eret
Dr Molly & her men reviews
Molly Hooper and her relationship with Holmes brothers and other men through the eyes of one Dr. John Watson. Not that he actually wanted to have first seat for watching their weird life/love story. Things just happened. And John was (un)fortunate enough to be present most of the times. Slightly AU, slightly OOC Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper
Lies and thruths reviews
Molly Hooper. Sweet, nice Molly Hooper. Who would have thought that she was capable of something like this? But then again, by now they should already anticipate that everyone in their lives had some dark secret in their past. Kind of AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Of boyfriends and other disasters reviews
Tony Stark loved his daughter, he really did. And he usually went with everything she did - she was sensible girl. At least, he thought so. He started doubt that after she announced yet another boyfriend of hers. As if those before weren't bad enough - now she brought home a Frost Giant!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Darcy L., Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Breaking reviews
Young Carter has obviously become very angry after hers father's departure and had had to ventilate her anger. By using her baseball bat to smash the car windows. Normally, Jack would understand it and probably would have even let her do so, but all such good will went out of the window when he realised whose car Samantha Carter was destroying.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2016 - S. Carter, Jacob C., J. O'Neill - Complete
Like no one else reviews
She was rude, crazy and potentially dangerous. He would do better if he avoided her. On the other side, she would say the same about him, so it maybe wasn't such a surprise they became friends. And from friendship it was just a little step to something more, right? Well, not really... Hiccup, Ruffnut, Toothless, Astrid, Stoick... AU from HTTYD and further...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Stoick - Complete