A rewrite and, hopefully, an improved version of DarkDoomFireMaster's infamous fanfiction SONIC HIGH SCHOOL. I will try to follow the original plot as closely as possible without the ridiculousness of the original story, and will possibly write new scenes as the story moves along. Your constructive criticism, although unnecessary, is greatly appreciated. Happy reading!

Harry comes across a stone. Nothing ensues.

Jon gets circumcised in this story here. As in his foreskin gets removed of course by the way. Read and review.

I like Garfield too much. It's probably not healthy. Curse you, Asperger's.

unadulterated cancer

Fed up with his life living with Garfield and Jon, Odie decides to run away to find Lyman again. A couple of parts are adapted from strips. Read and review!

What if the cast of SpongeBob SquarePants were Christians? Click this story to find out what happens when SpongeBob finds Jesus! R/R

i hope you bring lots of spaghetti R/R

Prequel to "The Quest for Lyman". This is a story about Odie, told from his point of view. Note however, that this story may not be what you're expecting at all. R/R

Timmy has a very peculiar day. Multi chapter.

I wrote this in only a few minutes putting no effort into it. Lol

Sorry Travis, I had to. Buster goes to get his genitals removed. Read and review no flames.

Pure goanimate satire. I own nothing.

Fed up with his son's behavior, a furious Daddy finally calls the cops on Caillou. Multi-chapter story. For Caillou-haters only. Rated T for language, violence, a brief rape scene, and the biggest tantrum you've ever seen from this bald-headed brat.

Dora has a big sleepover. DISCONTINUED for now.

The Bikini Bottom dollar is worth nothing! Can SpongeBob save the day?

Garfield is forced to have a playdate with Nermal. Who will survive? Rated "T" for future chapters.

My follow-up to the so bad it's good Sonic High School

Bob the Builder refuses to fix it, which results in very dire consequences. Please review!

Dipper has a craving for Mexican food, so he goes to Taco Bell while Mabel and Grunkle Stan go to the diner. But what happens at Taco Bell that day is unthinkable. Rated for one swearword.

"Don't you say it!" warned Kyle. "Oh, okay, I won't say it," Cartman lied, suddenly gaining a cheeky anime smiley face. "Really?" Kyle gasped. "You won't?" Kyle became so overwhelmed with emotion that he ran up to Cartman hugging and kissing him, tears dripping down his cheeks. "Oh, thank you, thanks so much, Cartman!" But during their embrace, Cartman took a deep breath, aaannd...

While waiting for the kids they're supposed to babysit that afternoon to arrive, Sam and Cat stumble upon the purple dinosaur. What happens next will be unpredictable. Plays like an episode of the TV show.

Dora thinks the apocalypse is coming and she won't be able to fulfill her dreams, so she sets off to try and stop the end. WARNING: not for muscleless wimps. Please read and review!

(NOTE: This is based on my parents. Instead of chewing them out and getting into huge trouble, I'm taking my anger out on this story.) After a news report on a kidnapping, Francine's parents go berserk and won't let her even step out of her apartment by herself anymore, depressing and angering Francine beyond end. Rated K for some very mild violent and scary themes.

While the next chapter of "Caillou Goes to Jail is still being written, here's a short story just to keep you waiting. What if "Caillou Joins the Circus" went a little differently, and Caillou didn't have a giant tantrum? Then things could've gone a lot smoother.

Arthur can't put on his pants, so he goes on an anything you want diet. But the diet isn't working like he thinks it is. Based on two YouTube Poops Arthur's Fat and Arthur Is Fat. I edited them together and added new material. Enjoy!

A deliberately terribly parody.

After Hank catches Bobby on a porn site, he turns the whole household upside down.

Caillou ruins Rosie's doll...please read and review.

Caillou finds a bad website and has fun with Daddy and Rexy. One-shot. Please read and review!

Roger hurts Martha, which backfires when she follows Doug home. Also, Roger gets a severe phobia of dogs. Please read!

Angelica as a toddler. Based on flashbacks from "No More Cookies," but the main story is based on the one where she's about 2 and is feeding Choco-chip cookies to her doll.

I wrote this not Gerald, so don't just start bashing me. Elmo is so annoying.

Dora and Boots miss the ice cream truck, so they have to chase it down. Rated for violence, sexual references, and language.

I hate the whiny brat, so I updated his theme song! You'll enjoy this!

Boots breaks his arm. This is my first effort at a FanFic so hope you enjoy it! If you do I'll write more for you!