Doug Funnie whistled as he walked down the sidewalk. He had Porkchop's leash in one hand, and the handle to her sister Cleopatra "Dirtbike" Funnie's carriage in the other. They were all just walking through the park, when Roger Klotz, the green-skinned bully (Doug was, like, the only normal-colored kid in Bluffington) and his cat appeared out of nowhere.

"Hey, Douchebike!" Roger taunted as he peered into the baby carriage.

Doug gasped. "Hey! Don't you dare call my sister the 'D' word!"

"Shut up, Funnie!" Roger screamed as he looked inside the carriage again, blew a raspberry at her face, and made her cry.

"Roger!" moaned Doug. Then he looked at his left hand and saw that he wasn't holding the leash anymore.

Porkchop, still attached to the leash, lunged at the "carrot-top," and then wrapped around Roger's leg and bit his ankle.

"Bwaaaa!" he shouted.

He was about to run away when a giant yellow/white dog with orange spots came sprinting towards him. Roger cowered with fear and hid behind Doug.

The dog ran over Doug and knocked the wind out of him, then skidded to a stop in front of Roger.

"Hello!" it said.

"Bwaaaaaaaa!" he hollered again. This had to be a dream, but when he pinched himself...it wasn't!

Roger, trying to sound fierce, but still very frightened on the inside, replied, "Quiet! G-go away!" and punched the huge dog in the nose. It rolled down a hill, and then, nose throbbing, covered its face with its paws and began to cry like a human!

"BWAAAAAAAAAA!" he screamed. Trying to keep his knocking knees under control, he slapped the dog, making it cry all the harder.

"OH, MY GOD! RUN!" he blurted out to his purple feline, shivering. Then he looked and saw that she was currently busy fighting with Porkchop. Roger broke them up, picked up his pet, and ran away as fast as he could. The big yellow dog just walked down the street bawling its eyes out.

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Doug got up off the ground and dusted himself off.

"Well, that was weird," he said to Porkchop as they started for home.