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ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66% of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

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Magnus Chase & The Son of Poseidon by IhaveNoLifeSoIWriteStories reviews
Magnus is desperate to find his cousin, and explain to her what kind of world she really lives in, but when he discovers she leads the same life, everything he thought he knew about the world suddenly turns upside down. And on top of this, a new threat has presented itself, a threat only the united forces of Norse, Greek and Roman Egyptian heroes can combat together.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/19/2019 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Percy J., Magnus C.
The Walkers: The Return by annamorphos reviews
As Bella adjusts to her life as a Walker, an old enemy forces her to confront a past long forgotten. Sequel to The Walkers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,021 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 10/30/2014
Twisted Time by CammieAMorgan reviews
What if Cam woke up not only forgetting that summer, but her whole life? She becomes normal while her friends try and find her. When they do, will they strip her of the life she believes she lives, or the life she was meant to live. And why does Cam still need to run? Would you tell her the truth, or will Cam find out? Takes place after book 4 as an alternative storyline. Zammie.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Colliding Worlds by Saige Shadows reviews
Started with rewriting this. Chapter 1 is posted- Warning: it is short. It has a lot of cussing. Just a bit random.
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward, Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Isabella Salvatore by XxHybridBaitxX reviews
Based in New Moon: After Edward left:Isabella Swan isn't the weak and helpless human everyone that she was her name isn't even Isabella Swan its Isabella Salvatore younger sister of Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Did I forgot to mention that she is a vampire? ALL QUOTES AND SCENES FROM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES AND TWILIGHT BELONG TO THE VAMPIRE DIARIES AND TWILIGHT! I OWN NOTHING!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,709 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Bella, Klaus - Complete
Spy Princess Cameron Ann Morgan by cme020500 reviews
When Cameron Ann Morgan leave Gallagher academy this time, bringing only Grant Anderson with her, she's not leaving to fight off the circle, or to protect her friends. She's leaving so that she can be crowned Queen of England, and Grant can be crowned King of England. When the gang finds out, what will they think? And what other secrets does Cam have?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 10/13/2014
When Covers Become Realities by Stronger-Than-Fear reviews
Last spring, Zach left behind Gallagher Academy for his life at Blackthorne. Now, when a twist in his mission occurs, Zach finds himself on the run, protecting Cammie at all costs. Can he hide his double-agent status from a group of terrorists, or will he find himself in hot water? Terrorists, bombings, and attempted kidnappings- All in the life of Zachary Goode. His POV of DJGBHC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Zach G. - Complete
The brother by lovewords reviews
Cammie has an amazing boy friend and is living what she considers to be a perfect life, but then Zach comes. He's cocky, handsome and conveniently the brother of her current boyfriend. What happens when he sets his sight on her and she just can't seem to stay away? No spies. Go Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 6/12/2014
Don't Judge a Terrorist by Her Cover by forget-me-not-xx reviews
'Hi, I'm Cameron Morgan and I'm top of my class at Gallagher Academy for Terrorists.' Isn't the first thing you would say to someone you just met. Just like when someone asks how you and your boyfriend met you don't tell them that he stopped you from blowing up an office building, it's not how normal couples meet,not that we're dating. But that is exactly how Zach Goode and I met.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,287 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
To Love is to Destroy? by Luna Kurotsuki reviews
Jace cheats on Clary on their one year anniversary, causing Clary to run to the London Institute where her friend Luna lives. Soon Clary finds out she's pregnant and gives birth. What will happen when the now top two female shadow hunters (Luna and Clary) return to New York to defeat demons. Clace/Sizzy/Malec. Oh and should Nico be with Luna? Please comment about that.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [OC, Nico A.]
Phone Operator by Two Girls One Account reviews
Jace feels lonely so he decides to call a phone sex operator, though he quickly realizes that this young girl is very, very horrible at her job. One shot! please R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Jace W. - Complete
Let's Love by born athlete reviews
Zach and Cammie simply don't see eye to eye but have promised their friends to make more of an effort. But with responsibilities, relationships and rumours getting in the way, is that easier said than done? Eventual Zammie I promise! Rated T for strong language sexual references from the get go!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,740 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Colors in the Dying by aquaheart71 reviews
Cammie is dying...and so are the colors. ONE SHOT. ZACH'S POV Kind of confusing but...read and review:)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Don't Leave by i-will-always-wait reviews
It's been one year since Adam and Mia rekindled their relationship. Everything is great. But happens when ex-boyfriends and one night stands come back from the past? Will they fight for love or will one of them leave?
If I Stay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/1/2014
Look At Me Now by rockydd47 reviews
Clary was just being thoughtful and wanted to visit Jace at the Institute. Once she sees the whole gang talking about her, she portals herself away to the most unexpected place. China, Hong Kong. There, she meets a silver boy and decides to follow her dreams of being a Shadowhunter. The only question now is, how will she react when her past comes to find her? (Somewhat unrealistic)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 94,991 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Something There by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
When Cammie, a confident New Yorker, moves to Roseville, Virginia, she's just about sure her life is over. Even when she meets Zach- the cliched, popular boy, it's hardly love at first sight. But is everything in Roseville as perfect as it seems? All normal, no spies!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,536 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
All Boys by Be My Master reviews
My name is Clary, but in my new school, I go as Cain. I go to an all boys school for the arts, and I believe that I can have a normal school experience - as long as no one finds out I have a few, ehem, crucial "boy parts" missing. Based off iWant9Live2Live's story, "Forbidden". - Complete - Now on Archive of Our Own, be sure to go check, because I'm not uploading to here anymore.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Ask the Seven by Luna Lerman Jackson reviews
Get ready to ask some questions to the seven (Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Frank, Jason, Piper and Hazel) and be answered! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Frank Z. - Complete
Just A Day In DC by Stronger-Than-Fear reviews
Zach's mission involves getting to know Cammie. And, more importantly, what she knows. Will the beginning of his mission give him answers, or just a new crush? And how about doing the Circle's dirty work on the side? Cammie won't put down her walls, so Zach will just have to break them down. *this story is super old and you don't need to read it to read the sequel*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,089 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Foster Child by DeUtvalda reviews
Yeah, I really suck at summaries, but umm... Clary lives alone in an apartment in Brooklyn, until she is forced to move in with the Lightwoods, her new foster family. They already have two children and an adopted son, an arrogant player whose name happens to be Jace. First fanfic, so I'm a little nervous! Rated T because I'm paranoid. AU/AH probably OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,788 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Disappointing Nontextual Matter by 2clap reviews
NEW: SimonXIsabelle. Metro Station. Commute to a date gone very wrong. Short one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Isabelle L., Simon L.
Kickin' it with Shake It Up by GeekyChicgirl reviews
What happens when the Wasabi Warriors go to Chicago for a karate tournament and end up in Shake It Up Chicago studio, Eddie tries to get girls with the help of Ty and Deuce, Jerry tries to flirt with Tinka but everything fails meanwhile Rudy and Milton win a submarine and are stuck there perhaps forever?And finally Jack and Kim meet Rocky and Cece,perhaps there will be jealousy?
Crossover - Shake It Up! & Kickin' It - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Deuce M., Wasabi Warriors
A Thorne in the Circle by born athlete reviews
Sequel to Back to Blackthorne. The gang run away and must now try to infiltrate and defeat the circle. What will happen when they are separated? Will they be able to contact each other again? Who will they choose to trust and who will they HAVE to trust...? Find out everything! Full of adventure and action, Zammie and romance, rated T for bad language. Ally owns it guys!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,419 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Letters To My Soldier by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
When Cammie is inspired to help out in any way she can, she gets to know Captain Zachary Goode through letters while he is stationed in Afghanistan. Will she learn to love the very lonely Soldier? AU, Zammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,418 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Search For Rosemarie Mazur by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Dimitri Belikov is a private investigator hired by the shady Abe Mazur to hunt down his long lost daughter. He heads to the States and goes undercover masquerading as a high school student. Will he find her? What happens when he falls in love with her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,579 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
All Thanks to a Memory by Zuvie Girl reviews
Time travel fic. Harry is thrown back in time due to a special memory, and gets to spend time with his teenage parents while he is teaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cross My Heart, Our Version by Bookfreaks98 reviews
What if Cammie had a brother? What if Abby worked at Blackthorne? What if Cammie isn't the blushing, stuttering girl we have come to love. be careful blackthone boys!this is GG2, our way. Give it a shot!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
It Will Be As If I'd Never Existed by pattyrose reviews
It's been over 4 years since Edward left. Bella's tried to move on. She's about to graduate college and go on with life, when a weekend trip brings her face to face with her past. What results will either lead to tragedy or finally, to her happiness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 340,398 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7681 - Favs: 10,285 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete