Yay, I have to redo this dumbass thing a second time because my fucking internet decided to CLOSE this ONLY tab, whatever, fuck you internet. As you can tell, I swear a lot, so BE WARNED! Anyways, my name is (Not telling you, lol). Nice to meet you! I'm going to warn you before you actually talk to me, look through my page, etc. that I have VERY weird thoughts! I think of really violent and odd things but that doesn't mean I'm not a good person! Don't judge, please! Okay, so I'm going to tell you that my school here in Indiana ends on June 5th so I'm not updating my story very much because of that. After June 5th I'll try to update it more! Thanks for understanding! If you don't understand me, you're a complete dickhead... Just saying.

Favorite movies and TV shows-
-Aliens (I love Hicks, Hudson, and Newt; mostly Hicks though!)
-Inglourious Basterds (I'm in love with Christoph Waltz!)
-Generation Kill
-The Pacific
-Memoirs of a Geisha
-Hachi
-Eine Frau in Berlin (A Woman in Berlin)
-Joy Division
-Carnage
-Napola - Elite für den Führer (Before the Fall)
-Kill Bill 12
-ALL Quentin Tarantino movies
-Etc.

My favorite actors/actresses include- Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Christoph Waltz, Till Schweiger, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Jackie Chan, Al Pacino, Bill Paxton, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Daniel Brühl, August Diehl, etc.

I'm currently writing an Inglourious Basterds fanfic titled Unexpected Meeting. I'm also going to make an Aliens fanfic for my friend and I because her and me feel that Hicks and Riley's relationship didn't really belong... We're going to make it so that there is another girl within the mission that kinda hooks up with him. Get the jist? We're still in the planning stage for the story, too. So don't get all up on my ass about that shit, okay?

I also have a Tumblr so check that out, bitches - My Tumblr, niggas I also got a deviantart for all you faggots but I don't feel like hyper-linking anything at the moment even though it would literally take me a few seconds. Yes, I'm lazy. I also procrastinate. Worst combo for a writer, EVER. Below all this shit I'll also post a thing that I took, sorta like a survey so you can get to know me better ;P

What is your name? I ain't fucking telling you.
Are you named after anyone? My paternal great-grandma.
Would you name a child of yours after you? Nah.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? I don't know?
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? Wouldn't wanna switch my name at all.
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do w/ your name constantly? I spell my nickname 'Maddy' and people always do 'Maddie.' I don't really give a shit though so it don't bother me.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? No.
Basics-
Your gender: Female.
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight as fuck.
Single? Yes.
If not, do you want to be? Don't give a shit.
Birth date: March 14th.
Your age: Does it matter?
Age you act: I don't know, ask one of my friends.
Age you wish you were: 18 or 21.
Your height: Around 5'6.
Eye color: Blue
Happy with it? I wish it was a little lighter.
Hair color: Medium brown.
Happy with it? No, I wish it was blonde.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty.
Your living arrangement: ?
Your family: Parents and a brother.
Have any pets? Yes.
Whats your job? A student.
Piercings? I used to have ear piercings.
Tattoos? No.
Obsessions? Generation Kill, Inglourious Basterds, Christoph Waltz, Aliens.
Addictions? No. But I bite my finger nails :v
Do you speak another language? No, but I wish I could speak German, Polish, Russian, Arabic, and French :v
Have a favorite quote? “I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.” - USMC General James 'Mad Dog' Mattis
Do you have a webpage? Fuck you, you ain't having it, lol.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it-
Do you live in the moment? I have no clue.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Not at all. I fucking hate people. I wish I can exterminate them.
Do you have any secrets? Everyone has secrets.
Do you hate yourself? No, I hate people though.
Do you like your handwriting? Yes, I love it. I think my cursive can be better though.
Do you have any bad habits? I bite my fingernails.
What is the compliment you get from most people? I don't know. I'm so fucking awesome and bad-ass? Just kidding, lol. I hate people and they usually hate me, so it's all cool.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? How to be a pro at hating people - A (My name) documentary.
Can you sing? I'm alright.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? No, fuck that.
Are you a loner? Yes, lol.
What are your #1 priorities in life? Probably living and my family.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably not, I don't like people...
Are you a daredevil? I sometimes am.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? No.
Are you passive or aggressive? Definitely aggressive.
Do you have a journal? Maybe.
What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength- Not allowing people to break me down emotionally, etc. Weakness- School
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My hair color.
Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? No.
Do you think life has been good so far? It's been alright.
What do you like the most about your body? My heart.
And least? I don't know.
Do you think you are good looking? I can't answer that.
Are you confident? Sure.
What is the fictional character you are most like? I guess I'm sorta like Hugo Stiglitz from Inglourious Basterds. I don't like people and I hate interacting with them.
Are you perceived wrongly? I don't know.
Do You...
Smoke? No.
Read the newspaper? I read the news online.
Pray? Rarely.
Go to church? I'm somewhat religious but I don't go to church. I have no time. I'm hopefully going to change that soon though. I'm Roman Catholic though... :v
Talk to strangers who IM you? Only on video games.
Sleep with stuffed animals? Yes... :v
Take walks in the rain? Only if I don't care if I get wet.
Talk to people even though you hate them? No.
Drive? Not yet.
Like to drive fast? Yes.
Would or Have You Ever? Haven't myself.
Liked your voice? I don't like it on video... :v
Hurt yourself? No. Hurting yourself is for fucking pussies.
Been out of the country? Only to Canada... :c
Eaten something that made other people sick? Yes.
Been in love? No.
Gone skinny dipping? No.
Had a medical emergency? Nothing too major.
Had surgery? No, but I will need it within the next few years because of bunions. (Mine are tiny compared to other people's bunions so don't get grossed out you fucking faggots) ;v
Ran away from home? No.
Gotten beaten up? No.
Beaten someone up? No.
Been picked on? Yes. Who hasn't? Well, besides the 'popular' kids. I've recently been called a 'lesbian' and it cracked my ass up, lol. The bitch who said it doesn't even fucking talk to me either. So it's like, what the fuck?
Been on stage? Yes, I fucking hate being on stage.
Slept outdoors? No.
Thought about suicide? Suicide is for pussies.
Pulled an all nighter? Yes.
If yes, what is your record? About 3 or 4 days straight.
Gone one day without food? Yes.
Talked on the phone all night? I've skyped all night.
Slept all day? Yes.
Killed someone? Yeah, I totally killed someone. And that's sarcasm for you idiots out there. But no, I wish though.
Made out with a stranger? Ewww, no.
Kissed the same sex? My mom and other family members.
Been betrayed? Yes.
Had a dream that came true? Yes.
Broken the law? Yes, nothing too major though.
Met a famous person? No... :c I want to meet Christoph Waltz though Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Yes.
On purpose? No.
Stolen anything? Yes.
Been on radio/TV? No.
Been in a mosh-pit? A what?
Had a nervous breakdown? I guess you can say yes.
Bungee jumped? No.
Had a dream that kept coming back? Yes.
Beliefs-
Believe in life on other planets? Yes.
Miracles? Sometimes.
Astrology? I don't know.
Magic? Not really.
God? Yes.
Satan? Yes.
Santa? I used to.
Ghosts? Yes.
Luck? Not really.
Love at first sight? I believed in it in the 1900's when everything wasn't about sex, sex, sex, and more freaking sex.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)? No.
Witches? Yes.
Easter bunny? I used too.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? No.
Do you wish on stars? I do on shooting stars.
Deep Theological Questions-
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Yes, I do.
Do you think God has a gender? God doesn't really have a gender.
Do you believe in organized religion? Yes.
Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven or Hell or Limbo.
Friends-
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes, I have two gay friends and one bisexual friend.
Your favorite inside joke? Oh God, I have soooo many.
Shyest? I don't really have shy friends.
Love and All That-
Do you consider love a mistake? No.
What do you find romantic? Someone like Christoph Waltz.
Turn-on? Someone like Christoph Waltz or Dwayne Hicks (Even though he's fake) .

If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you feel? I'd feel appreciated and at least become good friends with them and go on a date or two.

Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going ? Yes.

Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out? Sure, I don't know.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Not really.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? I don't know, I'm not them.
What is best about the opposite sex? It's different for every man. Not all men are the same.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? It's different for every man. Not all men are the same.
Are you in love? No.
Do you consider your significant other hot? Don't have one.
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you? I don't know.
You wanted to kill? A girl who made fun of me at school a few days ago and made a rumor that I was a lesbian.
That you laughed at? I don't necessarily laugh at people to make fun of them. I only laugh at them to make fun of them when I actually have a valid reason to say what I say.
That laughed at you? Kayla B.
That turned you on? ...
You went shopping with? My mother and friend.
That broke your heart? Nobody.
To disappoint you? I don't know.
To ask you out? Nobody.
To make you cry? Nobody.
To brighten up your day? Meagan V.
That you thought about? I don't know.
You saw a movie with? I don't know.
You talked to on the phone? My brother.
You talked to through IM/ICQ? My bestfriend.
You saw? My mother.
You lost? I don't know.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out? No.
Will it be with your significant other? No.
Or some random person? No.
What are you wearing right now? Clothing.
What are you worried about right now? Stuff.
What book are you reading? No book.
Are you bored? Yes.
Are you tired? No.
Are you talking to anyone online? No.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? No.
Are you lonely or content? I don't know.
Are you listening to music? Maybe.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm A LAWYER, so I MUST be boring and stuck-up.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Catholic though)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am to some people and I'm not to others so I can't bold that)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Far from it, lol)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Bigger than MOST girls where I live)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Catholic though)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am anti-social though, lol)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I'm intelligent, just not in school)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I am AGAINST NUCLEAR POWER, so I MUST be a tree hugger.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I am though)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government sometimes, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Mostly disagree with liberals...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.;))
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I hate it, lol)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I swear a shitload, lol)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Or for a woman a man-lady...)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.