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Joined 02-14-13, id: 4544040, Profile Updated: 06-23-14
Author has written 22 stories for Merlin, Othello, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Atlantis, and Musketeers.

Hello fellow FanFictioners!

My pen name is eatingchocolate25 (as you can see) and I love eating chocolate (obviously). I also love politics which is like the most fun thing ever. I am British and I totally condemn terrorism and discrimination and David Cameron's face and many other things.


So far I have written for the Merlin fandom:

Two Sides of the Same Coin- This is a Merthur fanfiction about how the two boys find love with each other. This is my first ever fanfiction.

Nimueh's Guide to Being a Successfully Evil High Priestess- This is about (like the title says) Nimueh teaching fellow evil high priestesses about how to be one. It is a semi-prequel to Camelot Chatrooms.

Camelot Chatrooms- This is basically a What If fanfiction. Me and ClarkyGirl. Imagine the characters have access to chatrooms. This is what we think will happen. This is officially over by the way. It was great fun for the both of us so thank you all for reading it.

Chocolate- A one shot about Lancelot and Merlin getting high on Chocolate. We all know it will happen eventually.

Time- Gwaine and his apple fetish. A one-shot.

Playing Cupid- Morgana and Morgause are trying to get Arthur and Merlin together. However, they need to get rid of Gwen. Also a one-shot.

Being a Woman- Morgana has a tougher time in life simply because she's a woman. A first go at a first person fic.

Not So Secret Secret- Uther ships. Luckily for him his ship is already canon.

Secreto no Tan Secreto- Spanish version of Not So Secret Secret. Translated by Dramoryconfudus.

The Curse of the Pendragon Caps Locks: Or why all the Pendragons are writing in capital letters in CamChat.

For the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus fandom:

The Percabeth Revolution- Aphrodite's Hobbies- Submitted for the Percabeth Revolution. Aphrodite's hobby is frightening for the god of poetry, Apollo.

Sparkles- Percy likes Twilight and has a crazy theory about Nico.

Hard Water Confusion- Percy doesn't understand hard water. His dad decides (what with being the god of water) to explain but there's a problem with understanding. (This was written when I was revising Chemistry).

Born This Way- Jason develops a liking towards Lady Gaga's music, much to Nico's embarrasment.

For the Othello fandom:

Disturbance- An analysis of the soliloquy before he kills Desdemona. (Revision).

For the Atlantis fandom:

Understanding- Heptarian's dead and Ariadne finally understands him. A bit too late though.

Sherlocked- The only thing Jason misses about home is the best TV show ever: Sherlock.

Surprising the Queen- Pasiphae ships but her ship just sunk right in front of her eyes.

The Formula- Jason knows Pythagoras' theorem but he's struggling to not tell Pythagoras what it is.

The Ruler- Jason spots the perfect ruler for Pythagoras. The only problem, Heptarian.

For the Musketeers fandom (BBC 2014 version):

Electric Chapel- Aramis finds a note on his gun which leads him to the nearest chapel to the garrison.

Finally my Atlantis/Merlin crossover:

Rise of the Dictators- Pasiphae and Uther meet in the Underworld and things go awry. Consider it a sequel to Surprising the Queen.


I also have a FictionPress Account. It is the same username. There's a few things up there already.

My AO3 Account is also the same username.

I also post up the video versions on YouTube. My account is hkw4eva (shock horror, I'm not eating chocolate!) They're all done by my good friend/ advisor/ writing buddy ClarkyGirl. I would do it myself but my stubborn dad is too stubborn to allow me to have the right programs for it.

Also, me and ClarkyGirl do a lot of writing together. We worked on CamChat, the Curse of the Pendragons Caps Lock and Nimueh's Guide to Being a Successfully Evil High Priestess together. Go check her out. She's a brill writer.

You can find me on twitter and tumblr as @rushiwick. That's my username for both. I will totally respond to any feedback you send me on either site.

Bye. PM me any time. I'll try to get back to you eventually.

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Heroes of Olympus Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
From the writers of 'The Lightning Thief Parody', we all now proudly present this fanfic because the last one wasn't ridiculous enough. So now, we'll be covering all of the second Gigantomachy in this fanfic, so it will be longer, but it will also take more time to update.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Percy J.
The Love That Binds Us by CarpeDiemForLife reviews
"Let me help you with that." Merlin and Mordred initially are just seeking someone to understand them, but they find much more than they were looking for. Follows the journey of Merlin and Mordred's progressing relationship: from unwilling acquaintances, to unlikely friends, to... something more? Merdred.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 222,666 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Hating Magnus by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
AU/AH. Alec: Young budding actor rising to stardom. Magnus: Irresistibly hot, sexy and famous. Problem? They have to pretend to be lovers in an up-coming film, which would be fine and dandy, if they didn't hate each other's guts. Malec SLASH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,795 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Fate by per mare reviews
Fate works in the strangest ways sometimes. (Pythagoras/Icarus)
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Complete
Unattainable by Trisana Artemis Cahill reviews
Artemis has never felt happier than when she is with her twin. Imagine her shock when a wedding is announced between Apollo and a woman she has never met! How does this make her feel? Will this change her relationship with Apollo? (These are the Greek Gods we are talking about here, like they really care about incest!)
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Apollo, Artemis
CCC: The Art of Hating by Firelord Mel reviews
Part 1 of my CCC series (celebrities come to camp). For all of you Justin Bieber haters out there. Full summary inside. Rated T for swearing, mass amounts of in-yo-face moments and severe Justin Bieber hating. Just for fun. Characters may be a tad bit OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Complete
Drunk On Love by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Dionysus has everything in life but felt that there was still something missing. Ariadne has just lost everything in life because she had foolishly trusted the wrong person. When they cross paths on the island of Naxos, Fate has determined a destiny that the both of them have never expected to have together, and have them both experiencing a love like no other.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 162,708 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Dionysus - Complete
Stultus Amor by She with the hazel eyez reviews
Tensions are tightening between the kingdoms of Elador and Camelot til they finally snap. They meet to discuss a peace treaty and when the kingdoms clash, so do Arthur and Merlin setting in motion the destiny of all of Albion. Slash and AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
God of Fire by kcxtreme reviews
My version on the myth of Hephaestus with a dash of humor, and the gods cheap pick-up lines. "Wanna see my thunderbolt?"
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Hephaestus, Hera, Thetis - Complete
Finally Understanding by kjayla reviews
Merlin is tired. Bone deep exhausted. And he's going to take a holiday until he isn't. And little does he know that that decision will change everything. But most of all it will change Merlin. AU after 5X02.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Merlin, Mordred
The Legend of Emrys: Thief of the Darkling Woods by j3swimmer reviews
Thief!Merlin Robin Hood-esque merthur romance. Merlin is a thief who steals from Uther's vaults to feed the poor of Camelot. Arthur is supposed to capture him, but can't help thinking that he's on the wrong side. Romance, drama, adventures, BAMF!Merlin, Merlin whump and a Morgana who actually gets the help she needs. (summary by starwater13 and cover art from pagebeater's deviant)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,180 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Voldemort's Miss-Understanding by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Voldemort's Plan Once Again Goes A Bit Wrong And Merlin Is Stuck With Gwaine And Arthur In A World Where Everybody Is Convinced That She Has A Beard. Wait. What? (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen. Sequel to The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,087 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
A Dragon's Heart by ClarkyGirl reviews
Camelot is under attack from a vengeful Kilgharrah and Merlin and Arthur must try to convince the dragon lord Balinor to come to their aid. However, unbeknownst to all but Merlin, he is Balinor's son. When Merlin and his father discover a dragon egg, can it mend Balinor's heart? Some romance (not by me but by my beta) ArthurxGwenivere
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
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Born This Way reviews
Jason has developed a fondness for Lady Gaga's music, much to Nico's horror.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Nico A., Jason G. - Complete
Electric Chapel reviews
Set after the finale of series 1. Aramis finds a note on his gun telling him to go to the nearest church to the garrison at midnight.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Queen Anne, Aramis] - Complete
Sparkles reviews
Percy might just be a little bit in love with this brilliant book. So much that he has to tell Nico about it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Nico A., Lacy - Complete
Hard Water Confusion reviews
Percy was trying (and failing miserably) to do his Chemistry homework. Poseidon turns up and let's just say Percy might be a bit confused.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
The Ruler reviews
All Jason wanted to do was buy a ruler without Pythagoras running off. Jagoras with a bit of Heptarian flirting with Pythagoras.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Jason, Pythagoras] Heptarian - Complete
Understanding reviews
Ariadne's drawn to Heptarian's room. Surely she should be glad he's gone but nope. The gods really want her to know something she never knew before. One-sided Heptarian/Ariadne (although can be implied that it's not completely unrequited) and hints of Jariadne.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Ariadne, Jason, Heptarian] Pasiphaë - Complete
Rise of the Dictators reviews
When the Queen died, she was sent to Tartarus to meet one (extremely crazy) King of Camelot. Watch them team up to defeat the wimpy King of the Underworld so they can rule the Underworld... together.
Crossover - Merlin & Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Uther, Pasiphaë - Complete
Surprising the Queen reviews
The Queen is dead.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Jason, Pythagoras] Ariadne, Pasiphaë - Complete
The Formula reviews
Jason, being someone who did A Level Maths, knows Pythagoras' Theorem. But right then and there, he had a problem. Right in front of him was the gorgeous mathematician himself, struggling with the formula. Would Jason tell? And would Jason finally kiss the guy?
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Jason, Pythagoras] - Complete
Sherlocked reviews
On a day like this there's only one thing that Jason misses from his childhood back in London... Sherlock. Hints of Jagoras.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Jason, Pythagoras] - Complete
Camelot Chatrooms reviews
Set in Series 4 (after S4E6 but before S4E9). Imagine the characters of Merlin had access to a Chatroom (blame Merlin and Gaius), including the dead. Hilarity ensures (well Gwaine is there) and some secrets are revealed ("Stupid dragon!" said Merlin). Chat 26: Demigods: Arthur and Merlin discuss their godly parentage with insults along the way...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
The Percabeth Revolution- Aphrodite's Hobby reviews
Written for the Percabeth Revolution. Aphrodite was really bored. She had nothing to do with her life at the moment. So she just had to write another story. Because she was bored. But Apollo had to see what was written and just had to laugh. Unsurprisingly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite, Percy J., Apollo - Complete
Secreto No Tan Secreto reviews
En contra de las creencias populares, no Uther es estúpido. Sabe su hijo quiere su siriviente y dejaría ustedes o Guinevere morí. Slash. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther - Complete
Disturbance reviews
Act 5 Scene 2. Othello is watching Desdemona sleep. He's confused, muddled and disturbed.
Othello - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Othello, Desdemona - Complete
The Curse of the Pendragon Caps Locks
Companion fic to Camelot Chatrooms (you kind of do need to read that to understand). Ever wondered why the Pendragons are always using Caps Lock? Even when they don't really need to. Well this explains why.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Uther, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Not-So-Secret Secret reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Uther's not stupid. He knows his son is in love with his manservant and will allow the two to be together... or Guinevere gets it. Slash Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin reviews
Set after S1 E10 (The moment of truth). Lancelot is back, wooing Gwen in his wake. Will Arthur and Merlin finally admit they have feelings for each other, and more importantly, will Arthur ever find out about his love's magic. Especially with the threats in the shadows hindering them. MerlinxArthur, LancelotxGuinevere Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Being a Woman reviews
Being a woman is not fun. Morgana certainly thought so...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Morgana - Complete
Time reviews
Gwaine loves apples. So much so that he will call them his one true love. He'd be perfectly contempt with having an afternoon off literally doing nothing except spending quality time with his one true love. And that day is today. Gwapple! Not Gwaine/Percival unless you squint.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Chocolate reviews
Set after Series 3. Merlin went to the future and he brought back lots and lots of chocolate. Him and Lancelot find themselves on a sugar rush because of the sweet treat and end up pranking Arthur and Agravaine. Friendship fluff ensures!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot, Agravaine - Complete
Playing Cupid reviews
Morgana and Morgause are plotting. Contrary to popular belief, they're not plotting to overthrow the Pendragon empire. Instead, they're plotting to make sure their younger brother gets his happily ever after with his manservant Merlin. All they have to do is get rid of the maidservant Gwen with her sights set on the crown. Arthur/Merlin and hints of Arthur/Gwen and Gwaine/Percival.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Morgause - Complete
Nimueh's Guide to Being a Successfully Evil High Priestess reviews
Nimueh's going to die. She knows that. The only problem is that she hasn't finished teaching her dear pupil Morgause how to be a successfully evil high priestess. So what does she do? She writes a book on it. Set in Le Morte D'Arthur (S1 E13). Two-Shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Nimueh, Morgause - Complete