A/N: Sup! I hope I'll make you laugh in reading this fic! :)

BTW, first chapter is just the prologue.

Disclaimer: Greek Mythology doesn't belong to me.

Pain.

That was what the King of the gods was experiencing; a severe pain on his head. It wasn't just an ordinary headache, it felt like there was a giant pounding on his head, and as every minute passed, it became worse. He thought that Metis was getting her revenge, and it was working.

He wanted to lie down on his bed, but he was in the middle of a meeting, and even if he wanted to end this, his wife would give him the death glare. Once a month, a council meeting would be held, and it's an obligation for the Olympians to attend. Last month, it was canceled due to some disturbance, and his wife announced that the next meeting everyone must come, if not, they shall feel her wrath.

And he doesn't want that.

"Zeus."

The god looked at Hera beside him. He saw her raising her eyebrow, and he told her quietly that it was nothing. He looked back to the four Olympians which were Poseidon, Hestia, Demeter, and Ares, who were all waiting for him to speak up.

He was about to say something when his brother signaled him. Their thrones were just beside one another so they can whisper as much as they like, of course, the others will see them.

Poseidon whispered "Zeus, come over to my palace tonight!"

"Why?" His brother has been asking for the past few months to visit his palace at night for some reason.

"It's not the time for this, but just come. You'll enjoy it. I promise!"

"Are their… nymphs?"

"No. It's just the two of us."

Zeus cocked an eyebrow, and his head was still in pain. "What are we going to do if it's just the two of us?" He saw him sat up straight and smiled at him, and to his horror, he was sure he saw his brother wink at him.

Be strong Zeus. You know that your brother is into that kind of…relationships…Be strong. You are the god!

Zeus just gave him a big smile, and then he noticed that everyone was looking at them, especially his wife, and it was ugly.

His son raised his hand and he let him speak. "Hey Pops, why do I have to attend this stupid meetings every month?! What about my sisters?!"

Zeus rubbed his temple to ease the pain while thinking that this was not the time for this. He already has a headache and his son has to complain, like every meeting he had attended, and he and his wife had to explain it numerous times.

Hera answered in a strict tone "Ares, no matter how many times you must ask, the answer will always be the same. You're an Olympian, and your sisters are not. It is your duty to attend to these kinds of gatherings whether you like it or not."

"But Mom!" whined Ares.

Hestia said with a smile "If you become patient dear nephew, Auntie Hestia will make your favorite Roast beef for tonight's dinner."

The young god glared at her. "Don't treat me like a babe!... And I want more potatoes on my plate tonight!"

Demeter rolled her eyes. "He's becoming a spoiled brat because of you, sister!" It was her turn to be glared at.

"Shut up you old hag!" shouted the god.

Poseidon decided to stop this before it turned into a fight. "Stop it you two, and Ares, behave yourself!"

"Everyone, we are in the middle of a discussion over here!" said Hera.

As they started to bicker, they did not notice that Zeus was gripping his head and the look on his face showed that he was at his limit on the pain he was having. He slumped to the floor and cried out in pain. The Olympians were startled and looked at their King.

Hera was quick to her husband and asked "What's wrong dear?! Are you in pain?!"

Zeus' answer was another cry, and everyone gathered around him.

Poseidon asked "Tell us what pains you Zeus!"

The god has his eyes shut tightly but answered with greeted teeth "My- argh! Head! It hurts! Gah!" He slightly opened one eye and looked around. Displayed on one of the columns, Zeus saw a double-headed axe and came up with an idea. "Ares- argh! Son! Get that axe- argh!"

Ares cocked an eyebrow and turned to where it was.

Zeus shouted "Quickly!"

He hurriedly went to get the axe and returned to them. "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!"

Zeus groaned. "You're the god of war! Gah! Think!"

Demeter exclaimed "He has lost it! We need to get a healer!"

"Argh! No! Poseidon, get our- argh! sisters out of here!"

The god was not in favor of his brother's idea, but still he followed his orders and dragged them out of the room. As he closed the door, he asked "Are you sure about this?!"

Zeus was now on his stomach, gripping the back of his head. "Do it!"

"I can't just kill you, even if you do annoy me." Ares thought for a few seconds and rubbed his chin. "Wait. If I kill you, will that make me the new King of the gods?"

"Ares!"

The young god smirked. "Here ya go!" he said as he swung the axe down on his father's head. Ichor splattered on the axe and floor, and at that moment, light burst from the wound and a war cry was heard throughout the room. Seconds later, the light faded, and Ares and Poseidon found themselves staring at a young, stunning goddess wearing a beautifully made robe and helmet.

Ares, who was gaping, exclaimed "What the hell just happened?!"

The goddess has a curious look on her face and inspected the room and its occupants.

Zeus groaned and sat up while rubbing the back of his head. "Are you really trying to kill me Ar-" His eyes met with the goddess'.

They stared at one another until the latter bowed her head and spoke "Father."

Poseidon went beside his nephew and said "Zeus, you have some explaining to do."

The god stood up and fixed his chiton. "As you may have heard, I am her father." He received stares from the two. "What?"

"We're not dumb, Zeus. Do you really expect us to accept what just transpired right before our eyes?"

He grinned. "Have you been hanging out with Hades lately? You're becoming a lot like him."

Poseidon glared at him. "Don't change the subject."

Ares nodded. "Yeah Dad! And why not a brother?! I have too many annoying sisters already!" He received a glare from the goddess, which he also returned.

"Alright! I'll make this short. I swallowed her mother for a reason which I'm not going to tell you, and let's also add that Hera will kill me if she found out." He saw them look at one another and cleared his throat. "The mother bore our child, my head hurt, Ares here opened my head, she came out and the rest is history."

Poseidon thought he wasn't going to hear anymore no matter how he pushed him so he turned to the goddess. "So, what's her name?"

Zeus looked at her while thinking. Seconds later he snapped his fingers and said "Athena! My dear child, from now on, your name shall be known as Athena."

Athena bowed again. "I accept the name you have bestowed upon me, Father."

Ares snickered and said "It was nice knowing you Dad!"

His father cocked an eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"

Suddenly, the door burst open and the three goddesses came in. Hera shouted "What is going on in here?!" She looked at each of them until her eyes landed on Athena. They stared at one another, and before her sisters could, she asked "Who is she?!"

Ares laughed loudly as he made his way to his throne. "This is gonna be good!"

Poseidon smirked as he also sat down on his. "I have to agree with my nephew on this."

Zeus started sweating as his sisters looked at him for an answer, especially his wife, who was starting to glare. He gulped and cleared his throat. "This is Athena." His sisters waited for him.

Demeter humphed, guessing who the girl was and took her seat on her throne.

Three

He continued. "She shall live here, with us. And she'll be part of this family."

Hestia gasped to herself and whispered "Oh my…"

Two

Zeus was sweating so much that a puddle was forming beneath him. He took a deep breath and told himself he was the god! The god of Olympus! And no one gets in his way… or so he thought. "She is my daughter." he quickly said.

Silence. That was what the room felt and everyone held their breath, as they waited for that. One of them twitched, and she was giving off an aura that could kill.

One

"ZEUS!"

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