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Author has written 7 stories for A song of Ice and Fire, Sherlock, Merlin, and Game of Thrones.

I'm the Mad Reader and I write fanfiction because I have a lot of time on my hands and I don't like TV or going outside, except movie theatres. I love A song of ice and fire, and am currently working on a large fic that will be really creepy and piss a lot of people off. I am also a critic: The Mad Critic and I criticize movies and books of YouTube because I can so check it out. My writing style is basically anything to creep out, freak out or piss of readers because it's so much fun to be shocking than it is to be predictable, and I think that's why I love A Song of Ice and Fire so much, I really don't know if certain characters are going to make it and it makes it all the more real for me. So just read my stuff and if you don't like it, outraged comments amuse and flatter me and if you do like my stuff than you're probably as deranged and weird as I am, and therefore I love you...look a random word appears

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Beyond the Ice & the Fire How Fragile is the Heart by CaroH99 reviews
Sansa escapes with Sandor during the Battle of Blackwater, little guessing that it will change both their fates forever. Far away lands and a journey of self-discovery for both await them.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 459,045 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Stranger Than You've Dreamt It by ManInAMask01 reviews
Layla Shan was normal until she and her boyfriend, Steve Leopard, went to the Crique Du Freak and she crossed paths with a vampire! However, it might not be as bad as it seems. Rated for language and almost adult themes. CrepsleyXOC Major Spoilers!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,722 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/21/2011 - [Mr. Crepsley, OC] - Complete
Foreign Queen by Ramzes reviews
One day, he'll be called King Daeron the Good but now, he's just a young man anxiously waiting to meet his foreign bride. To him, Myriah Martell is only a name and a promise of peace. Will she ever be something more? A part of my Targaryen series. With the release of TWOIAF, officially non-canon compliant.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,049 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Daeron II, Myriah M.
Times Like These by ariel2me reviews
AU where Robert Baratheon died, Rhaegar Targaryen did not kidnap or run away with Lyanna Stark, and Lyanna Stark married Stannis Baratheon.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,211 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Stannis B., Lyanna S.
A Song Of Some Stuff Being Different and Some Stuff Being The Same by OursIsTheFury94 reviews
In which Robert slips one through the net and conceives a son with Cersei. Robb is the true born son of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister, and Jon is the true born son of Ned Stark and Catelyn Tully. Joffrey/Sansa, Robb/Sansa. MORE INFO INSIDE.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sansa S., Robb S.
The North Remembers by qqueenofhades reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,077 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Where is Sherlock? by Sherlockreader reviews
Some texts between a The Sniper and The Master Criminal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 63 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Different Paths, Different People by LilyHellsing reviews
Samantha Ivy leaves her fallen family simply because her tongue slipped. While she travels with Mr. Crepsley as his assistant, trapped within the body too young for her mature mind, she unexpectedly teaches the vampire several new emotions; one is love.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,173 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mr. Crepsley, Mr. Tall
Awake My Soul by teamdemonmonkey reviews
He felt drawn to her, like there were strings attached to his very being and she was pulling him in, dragging him into her delicious warmth, so much like the summer sun that warmed all it touched. She was beautiful and modest and for all the pain and suffering she had endured, maintained a level of innocence and naiveté that he found endearing.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
Black Rain, Red River by onehotsummer reviews
The fire that consumes is the fire that feeds, but inside Dragonstone, one tiny tide rises.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Melisandre, Stannis B., Davos S., Selyse F. - Complete
No one by TheNerdGlaze reviews
Post ADWD. On the way to Casterly Rock, the Second Sons' ship is destroyed by a storm. Tyrion survives the shipwreck but loses his memory. What's our favourite Lannister going to do when he doesn't know he's a Lannister? [Rating changed in chapter 10]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Tyrion L., Samwell T. - Complete
ZAGR Forever by Bat13SJx reviews
This is the sequel to my first Invader Zim fanfic: ZAGR. Gaz and Zim are together again at last, but something has come up. The Irkens have found out that their Tallest has disappeared and now every Irken is on the hunt for their Tallest leader. A Revolution will form, and a war between the alien races will start! Will Gaz and Zim ever be together forever? Hope you enjoy :)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,677 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Johnlock 30 day OTP Challenge by Johnimholmes reviews
30 short johnlock oneshots, each one a different theme, some will be connected, but for the most part, each story is separate unless specified. I will be updating this daily, possibly more than one a day or maybe none for a few days depending on whether or not I will have time! Please review, it will motivate me to write faster!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,994 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Good Match by ariel2me reviews
For a prompt on tumblr: Stannis hears his parents discussing possible matches for Robert, and asks his mother who he will marry. Bonus points if he also asks his father.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Stannis B. - Complete
Food of Love by lovelyblg reviews
Modern AU. Sansa and Tyrion go grocery shopping, which leads to cooking, which leads to...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sansa S., Tyrion L. - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Swan Dive by avatardsherlockian reviews
Molly Hooper has helped Sherlock Holmes fake his death and let him stay in her flat until he can clear his name and kill Moriarty's men. Molly gets in trouble and Sherlock needs to rescue her. Post Reichenbach. Sherlolly and later John/Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,866 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
don't you dare look out of your window (darling everything's on fire) by misguideddreamer reviews
Years spent battling feelings and the slip ups along the way. Arthur/Elia
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Elia M.
A question of lust by TheNerdGlaze reviews
[future fic, post ADWD] Sansa accidentally sees Tyrion in an intimate situation. The scene starts to haunt her.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sansa S., Tyrion L. - Complete
Left Behind by 309BakerStreet reviews
Post Reichenbach. Molly keeps finding random items left by Sherlock after he stays at her flat. Things change between the pathologist and consulting detective. Sherlock/Molly, John/Mary, Molly/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,342 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Ours is the Fury by neriamisia reviews
Orys Baratheon has long since conquered the Stormlands. When King Aegon encourages Orys to marry, Argella Durrendon must decide if she can bear a union with her father's killer, though she is falling in love.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Aegon T. - Complete
My Bestfriend's Wedding by oh-wow-khaleesi reviews
Gendry is getting married. But not to Arya. Modern AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Once More by AshaRose reviews
It's been years since Tyrion left King's Landing and he's only just settled into his new life when a knock at his door changes everything.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sansa S., Tyrion L. - Complete
221 Words by lemonn reviews
Of inside and outside, of warm and cold, of hellos and goodbyes. 221 words and how they relate to Sherlock and John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ravage by ygritte reviews
Contains spoilers from ADWD.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Tyrion L., Petyr B./Littlefinger, Sansa S.
Melted by SLJones reviews
Also known as: "The Five Times Gendry Made a Scene, and the One Time He Didn't." Basically, a 6 chapter long exploration into the relationship between Gendry and Arya, from their time on the King's Road to their future in Winterfell. Gendry POV.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Sherlock Alphabet Drabbles by lemonn reviews
Very drabbly drabbles from moments in John and Sherlock's lives that interest me/are stuck in my head. A variety of genres, but hurt/comfort will probably feature a lot. Read in any order.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Captain and the Colonel by umqra1895 reviews
Welcome to the ship you never knew you wanted. When John Watson and Sebastian Moran hit it off, they have no idea that they're working for each other's enemies. What starts out as a secret tryst becomes a twisted web of manipulation and control. John/Sebastian, Sebastian/Jim, John/Jim, John/Sebastian/Jim. Contains non-con, dub-con, violence, torture, smut to the max.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,038 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, John W. - Complete
Her Wine by selhorys reviews
Her wine helped her forget. Rated T for strong language.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Tysha - Complete
ZAGR by Bat13SJx reviews
Instantly, you already know what the story is going to be about. Zim, Dib, Tak, and Gaz are older and go to High Skool. Zim falls in love with Gaz and tries to be with her. Tak and Dib join forces and try to stop the romance (some D.A.T.R. as well). Action, Romance, Betrayal, Changes and Dark pasts are revealed. Hope you enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,828 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Unrepentant by CMW2 reviews
Yes, they were together and yes, they were planning to stay that way with no shame, to hell with everyone else. Zach and Cam have been together for 3 months and now, it is time to let others know. Sequel to Refuge; 3rd in my 2010 SSS Project. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Cam S., Zach A. - Complete
G'night Booksie by Enelya Telrunya reviews
The journal of Monica Mastrelli as she becomes Mr Crepsley's assistant and even falls in love with him. Being re-written under the name of The Vampire's First Assistant!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Mr. Crepsley
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Clash of Queens reviews
In which Stannis spills the beans of what he knows to Renly, Margaery Tyrell arrives in King's Landing around the same time the Starks do, Renly and Loras put her on the path to seducing Robert, and lots of things change for the Lannisters, which means Dany might attack sooner than anticipated. Reviews are Loved
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Daenerys T., Margaery T., Tyrion L., Myrcella B.
A Clash of Queens reviews
In which Stannis spills the beans of what he knows to Renly, Margaery Tyrell arrives in King's Landing around the same time the Starks do, Renly and Loras put her on the path to seducing Robert, and lots of things change for the Lannisters, which means Dany might attack sooner than anticipated. (Inspired, in part, by The Tudors). Reviews are Loved
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015
Dear Fanfiction Writers Sincerely, Characters of Sherlock reviews
Tired of the odd and sometimes terrifying stories we fanficiton writers write about them, the characters of BBC's Sherlock decide to write the Fanfiction community letters complaining of their various storylines. And remember, every time you R&R a Unicorn puppy is born
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dear Fanfic Writers, Sincerely, The Characters of Merlin reviews
After being shown some of the atrocities on the internets, the characters of the beloved BBC television show resolve to write some letters to the fanfiction community, to air their concerns with the site's content. T for language and mention of slash and kinks
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Chester A Bum Reviews Sherlock: Episode 1 reviews
A funny review of The First Episode of Sherlock in the style of The Bum Reviews. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Blueberry reviews
Hot Pie is shocked and angry at the revelation that Arya is a girl, so he starts arguing with her. Gendry desperately wants the Popsicle Arya is eating. One Shot Vignette with some AryaxGendy at the end. Review!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Arya S., Gendry, Hot Pie - Complete
Tyrion's Reunion reviews
Just a one off, the idea of which I got from Tyrion's musing in aDwD about the possibility of reuniting with Tysha. Post series fic, I love Tyrion and the idea of him being happy really speaks to me. Enjoy and reviews will be appreciated.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Tyrion L., Tysha - Complete