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OTP: Spamano

I ship everything. I'm a cargo ship, an Omniship! However, I don't ship anything that may interfere with spamano in any way, shape or form. I loath Prumano. Not judging, just refusing. However I do write angsty stories in which those such pairings may be used so long as spamano is hinted, at least.

What I read:

Angst ( I need it. It hurts so good. )

Hurt/Comfort (It's angst with a cherry of fluff on top.)

Humor (Just because I'm not funny doesn't mean I can't laugh!)

Parody (I read one where Arthur's eyebrows molested him in his sleep... That's the only reason.)

Drama (I sometimes get the strange urge to yell at my computer.)

Things to know: My name doesn't describe me. I curse a lot. I'm sensitive. I'm bi. B-I, not G-A-Y. I like my bootylicious girls and my bootylicious men. I love coffee. Preferably lattes (Always caramel). I was raised in a bilingual home so my English is usually pretty good. However, if you see any mistakes please let me know! I think I write better when I'm exhausted... and that I drive better when I'm drunk.

Silly Americans: I do not understand the American need to rename shit. It's football, because we kick it. Yet, your football is football and our football is soccer. What the hell is a soccer anyway? Why must you be different? And don't even get me started on restaurant names... Olive Garden is not a real Italian restaurant. I don't care how many Italian cuisines they serve. Unless there is a balding man that smells like tobacco kneading dough in the back, it's not Italian. Why don't you show nudity on television? Not an issue, I just want to know. Maybe if you allowed nudity, people would watch the commercials buy more things and your economy wouldn't be shit. Then again, what do I know? Spain's screwed financially too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying America is bad or anything, just that it confuses me. (Expect this to grow)

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If you got the storyline, PM me and you'll be given a prize.

10 Reasons gay Marriage is 'wrong'

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

FAVOURITE QUOTES

"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”Groucho Marx

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”Groucho Marx

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”Groucho Marx

(I like Groucho Marx.. u))

" If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."
-Me

"We are a family, damn it."
-Mami

"*Blinks and stands on tiptoes, looking over the railing* Oi bastard look! I can see that guy's eyebrows from here!! "

-Chibimano