I have no idea why I have a giant crab as a profile picture I just find it funny.

Ok, so It's been two years so I thought fuck it why not update my profile, I read my old one cringed at at it said, "Kingdom, you sounded like a dunce, how about we change that yeah?" Cool.

MY STORIES ARE ALSO GOING TO BE PUT UP PN EVENTUALLY, I SHALL LET YOU ALL KNOW WHEN JUST INCASE YOU PREFER THAT LAYOUT.

Right, so as ya'll know, I am the man with the pony plan, KingdomBrony16, you can just call my Kingdom. I'm a dude, I'm 18, so still a kid to most people really. I was born in San Diego, California in the good ol' US of A. Moved to this boring state known as Virginia, living in Hampton, pretty relaxing though so I can't complain much.

So I guess I should talk a bit about me, what I do, what I lik etc. etc. Honestly, not much to say, I like to draw, haven't done it in a while but I like to. I like to play video games, mainly platformers, action/adventure, and maybe the one or two puzzle games or rpgs. I'm a huge Kingdom Hearts nerd as well as being a huge Sonic nerd. I just recently got into the Metroid franchise and the Soul's series (have yet to play Demon's Souls). I also love this shit out of Pokemon (ugh GEN 5) my favorite Gen being either 2 or 3 (that one is probably cuz that was the Pokemon game I owned the longest. Best Pokemon is gardevoir son. Uhm I enjoy writing, obvioulsy or I wouldn't be on this site now would I? I also love reading, it's like stepping into another world and living another life, I love it and I love seeing how people percieve this world through their stories. Uhm... what else? I like anime, I'll put lists ans stuff after this saying favorite games books, movies, etc. ya know good stuff. Oh I also have a cat who annoys the living shit out of me but I love her dearly, her name is cookie. Old cat but still cute.

ON GOING:

Rise of the Ice King

ON HIATUS (AKA WRITER'S BLOCK):

Pony-Jin

COMING UP:

Family(Redux)??

Cultural Decent:

Irish, British, African, Swedish

Favorite Movies:

Harry Potter 1-7(both)

Amazing Spider-Man 1&2

Avenger

Iron Man

Guardians of the Galaxy

Lion King 1& 1 1/2

Aladdin

Thumbalina

Shrek 2 (It is love, it is life)

Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy

Batman Begins (Only that one 2 and 3 sucked)

(Etc...)

Favorite Games:

Kingdom Hearts (All except Re: Coded)

Metroid (kinda all of em really)

Dark Souls 1&2

Sonic (except 06 ughh)

Pokemon

DBZ stuff

Ratchet and Clank Series

Infamous Series

Crash Bandicoot series

Spyro series

Mega Man ZX

Mario (I guess)

Kirby series

Assassin's Creed Series

Prototype Series

(Etc...)

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter series

Percy Jackson series (and the others, i can't rememebr their names currently)

Cirque Du Freak series

Hunger Games series

Pendragon Series

(Etc...)

Favorite Quotes:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage from Mythbusters

"Why is all the rum gone?!" Captain Jack Sparrow from Curse of the Black Pearl

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it?" Captain Jack Sparrow from Dead Man's Chest

"Shrek, I'm looking down!" Donkey from Shrek

(I would write more if I could remember more... I'm tired, sue me... please dont' I'm broke)

MY Top 10 Most Hated/Beloved Evil Villains

10. Eggman (Love)

9. Ridley (Love his music, a bitch to fight sometimes)

8. Bowser (Hate)

7. Scar (Loathe with a passion)

6. Xehanort (Can go fuck a cobra for all I care)

5. Xemnas (NOTHINGNESS IS ETERNAL *love*)

4. Maleficant (Depends on the day)

3. Sephiroth (Uhm... I'll let you all think whatever on that one)

2. Davy Jones: PotC (Love, he has a good story)

1. Voldemort (Yeah hate, thanks)

Favorite Anime:

Fairy Tail

Gurren Lagann

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (Ed...ward, why are they putting daddy in the ground? He has work to do.) (I'm evil)

Sword Art Online (2)

Bleach

Dragon Ball Z

One Piece

Naruto (meh)

Digimon (fuck you, it counts)

Old Pokemon (see above)

(Etc...)

If you hate Twilight, think that Stephenie Meyer completely screwed up Vampires, believe that Bella is the dumbest heroine ever, and pretty much hated every minute of the book or plot synopsis, copy this into your profile and join the ranks of people that do not believe that Twilight is the best thing since sliced bread.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora. Why? Because I loved adorable idiots, that's why? That and he's a lot like me, all he wants to do is protect his friends as best he can.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi or Namine, its a tie. Why? I got a think for pink hair and blondes... what?

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Demyx... DANCE WATER! DANCE!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. That's it, if you know Larxene you know why.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Easily Traverse Town. HAVE YOU HEARD HAND IN HAND?! (squeals)

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica, the combat is shit in the first game. And Sora singing is oh god...

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

In 1: Oblivion. In 2: Decisive Pumpkin

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Monochrome... ugh

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tinkerbell, She heals you and revives mofo. Genie, because final genie is sex.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final, because raw power is amazing. And Anti because I love going wild!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora/Kairi. They're the canonical, natural pairing, and they're sweet together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Roxas/Axel (come at me fangirls and fanboys) I don't know, I'm not homophobic, far from it. I just... like... eh I can't really explain it.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Riku/Yuffie

Sora/Yuffie

Riku/Olette

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Namine/Cloud

Olette/Axel

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

People who think that Kairi is the most annoying person in the universe.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Aladdin, hands down, he fucking gives you money and drive orbs.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory

I actually don't know this theory... IM MESSING UP AS A KH FAN!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, just anitsocial, they aren't the same things.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Immensely and it is fabulous.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No I will chalk that up to... Specifically kh characters? Larxene

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine because you know thye be the nobodies of Sora and Kairi, woot woot.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

It's already out. hahaha (this is a bit outdated oh well)

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Well, I mean it doesn't reveal much in my opinion. I'd say Re:Coded was a waste of time.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Hard question... Sora, we'd get along like two peas in a very odd shaped pod.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora, I'm very idealistic and I bleieve that people have good in them. I want to protect my friends and keep them close to my heart and I love to travel but home is always nice, ya know?

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

SHADOWS GOING INTO GROUND WHEN TRYING TO HIT GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

If I had to choose... Uhm I'd actually like to cosplay as Vexen... Ice powers man.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I'm stuck. There are two moments I can't decide between, so I'll list both.

Moment one:

Hades: Do you have any idea who you're talking to!? I am the Lord of the Dead!

Auron: No wonder nobody wants to die.

Moment two:

Sora's silly face in 1 and 2.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

SEPHIROTH!!!!!! *explodes*

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Drive forms, the Keyblades, the Worlds, The music, the quicker combat, hte introduction to a deeper story, DRIVE FORMS!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia (dude is fabulous)

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

God, why do I have to choose? SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu fruit (I fucking like fruit)

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon (because Squall is a stupid name)

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion, have you seen the music video?

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Kairi and Namine

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Kingdom Hearts/Spider-Man

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven looks like Roxas (dur) and Xion looks like Kairi!!

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH-MOFUCKIN-III!!!!!!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. See my above answer to question 30, and I liked the battle system better. We had one more customizable button, the reaction commands, and we could rotate the camera using the right analog stick.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Honestly, I'm not sure. I suppose its very easy for people who don't play rpg's often to get into. Like me. I also love the music, It is amazing, hell I have evry soundtrack. I love the idea of going through different worlds within a set universe or two and it amused me to hit things wih a giant key, I was like 11 when I first played KH1, what do you expect?

ou're a 90's kid if (May have been born mid 90's but I still remember these):

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears!

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things

Labels suck!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Life is too short to stick to labels. Everyone deserves to be treated humanely without judgement. (Some of these you have to think about if you want to understand)