In a cruel world, some will give up anything to survive okay this is fucking cannibalism and Junkrat getting his right arm chopped off, so obvious M rating

Here we examine just what happened the first time our lovely Princess Peach was kidnapped by Bowser and what their relationship turned into while they were alone together as Mario ventured to save her from Bowser's greedy claws.

Bob isn't around for Lazy Saturday and there's nothing better for Link to do except to play some video games. A tired Susan decides to join him and does something that makes Link reflect on some feelings he'd rather not think much about. -may be a little ooc, Link x Susan, oneshot-

We all know Marie's a fighter. No one is denying that. But what about after one of these fights? (based on a headcanon of mine where Marie gains a lot of weight in high school and is really self conscious and sensitive about it, but Double D is there to show her that she's beautiful and loved.) T for cursing and small blood mention, and there are mentions of other Eds x Kankers

Flippy and Flaky finally enjoy their first time together after what felt like a lifetime of waiting, and it is glorious. Then some stupid little plastic stick shoves itself in to try and ruin it for them. Will it succeed? Only one way to find out.

*ShiftyxPetunia*SplendidxGiggles-FlippyxFlaky-NuttyxLifty) Petunia desires more than the average relationships she's had before, but she doesn't know who could give her what she wants. Then two certain raccoons ransack her house, and one of those twins decides to leave his number. But she's not going to call, no, she's going to just throw it away. Mhm. (Rated M for a later chapter)

(Shifty x Petunia with mentions of Lifty x Nutty) Shifty always hated Halloween, but maybe Petunia can change that. -T for sex mention and minor language-

(Flippy x Flaky w/fankid, oneshot) Flaky is trying desperately to get her new baby girl to sleep, but the child is just too fussy. Then, when she expects the father to be home, she gets his rather frightening second personality. And he wakes the baby up.

(FlippyxFlaky w/ Fankid) As Flaky comes home with a car of groceries, she notices that her husband and daughter aren't to be found. When she does find them, it's quite the heated situation.

The wild Kanker is always dutifully and faithfully stalking her prey, but she doesn't quite realize that she isn't always invisible. Eddy x Lee

So I love the idea of Mama Peach. I figure she would be an awesome mother to the Koopalings. Then I wrote about it. It's just a little drabble, nothing too special. I hope you can enjoy regardless. (Involves Bowser x Peach, obviously)

Dumb little oneshot I started a while back, now fixed up a bit and uploaded for Valentine's Day. Just a little bit about the feeling of settling in to a new place and reminiscing, I dunno. It's not very exciting. Eddy x Lee.

Flaky has grown out of her phobia over her new boyfriend, Flippy, and his evil half, Fliqpy. After so much time of dreaming he'd take her, Fliqpy wants to go the next level with the girl. Read for the adventures of this perverted couple. Rated T for sexual themes. Fliqpy x Flaky, some Flippy x Flaky.

What happens when Zim and Gaz end up in a summer camp together? For a whole MONTH? Should be somewhat funny, cute, and dramatic at the same time. ZaGr and some DaTr. Please read and review if you can! 3

Dib and Tak agree to go to their High Skool's prom to look normal. But, what happens when Dib has a secret crush on Tak that he can't tell anyone about? Will she love him back? It is truly a magical evening for someone, though. 3 OOC DaTr oneshot, will be some ZaGr, please Read and Review! Thank you! 3 -Rated K for kissing-