Hi.

I am a very old alien that's currently in a trisexual love icosagon.

My life has currently been a lie. Forrest cannot run, as he is a fictional character.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me; its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Life’s a bitch, ’cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

Hi.

My name is Carter. I'm currently 14 male and single. Why people need to know that, I have no idea. It's just here.

My main hobbies are divided up as such:

75%: Playing Video Games

10%: Writing

10%: Watching Anime

5%: Reading

As such, if I'm not here when I should be, it's because I listened to the call of the video games.

I like fandoms. Mainly video games, some anime, no books.

Persona Series: Minako Arisato x Makoto Yuki

Harvest Moon: Georgia, Reina, Ying, Popuri

Pokemon: Umbreon x Espeon, Totodile x Torchic

Angel Beats: Yuzuru Otonashi x Kanade Tachibana, Miyuki Erie

Love Live: Nozomi, Rin, Nico, Umi, Kotori

Sword Art Online: Sinon, Sinon x Kirito, Kirito, Argo, Eugeo, Ronye, Tieze

I think Sinon is hella baller. If you think that you are more baller than Sinon then you are lying and deserve to die. Kirito isn't even as baller as Sinon, although only by a bit. Eugeo's pretty baller, too.

Ronye and Tieze also need to be seen again. They were pretty cool people.