HIYA, Neurotic Ginjah Ninjah here.

I am back. I haven't abandon anything I just been dealing with failing health issues with my mother and a full-time job as a teacher and I just haven't had time. I do apologize, I haven't forgotten about any of you.

WORD OF CAUTION: All sanity has been left at the front door.

MY WATTPAD ACCOUNT: Bros_Be4_Hoez

STORIES:

I have written a lot of stories that I have gotten ideas for while on hiatus that I plan to start to type and post this year.

Yes, I am the Ninja your Parents warned you about!

Run, run as fast as you can you can't catch me I'm the Ninja-Bread Man!

You can't poke me, I'm a freaking Ninja!

Name: Morgan

Relationship Status: In a Relationship with Jaime Lannister, Hot Pockets and the answer to the universe.

Age: 26

Species: Time-Lord

Favorite Colors: Green, Purple, Silver and Midnight Blue.

Favorite Foods: Stuff with Strawberries, Instant Ramen, Crepes, Beef Stew French Toast.

Languages: English (Fluent) German, Spanish, Japanese, Korean

Quotes:

"I'm not a bitch, I just have a low tolerence for bullshit."- Unknown

"I have an Army!"

"We have the Fire Nation..." -Internet

"Well, let me know if' Ultimate Power' wants a magazine or something" - Nick Fury

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen...To Operation Mind-Fuck!" - Comedian

"I am immune to your sarcasm..."-Sheldon Cooper

"FUCK NUGGETS!" - Mike Munroe, Until Dawn

Statistics:

80% of the world is afraid of a Zombie Apocalypse and would scream in terror, if you are that 20% that would be cheering with excitement and enthusiasm, add this to your profile.

60% of the world plays Survival Horror games, if your the 40% that plays them but screams and throws your controller at the screen like the pansy that you are, add this to your profile.

If your one of the 70% of people who would die in Heath Ledger's place, add this to your profile.

If Justin Beiber was going to kill himself by jumping off a building 90% of the world would be crying for him to not do it, if your the 10% that would pull up a chair with popcorn and laugh your ass off while screaming "DO A FLIP!" paste this to your profile.

If your Team Wesker, Paste this to your profile.

If you ship SheldonxPenny, Paste this to your profile.

If You've ever licked a tree or ate grass, paste this to your profile.

I do not believe in labeling:

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO..

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly and immature.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitchy.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy and stalker-like.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm DISABLED (I Have ADHD and PTSD), so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate men.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST need everything my way.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a geek

I'm CRAZY so I MUST think I want to kill people.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!

End labelling!

Favorite Books: The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Vampire Diaries, Sookie Stackhouse Vampire Mysteries, Anite Blake: Vampire Hunter, Resident Evil, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie Bone and the Snow Spider, Doctor Who books.

Favorite Manga: Ouran, Black Butler, Death Note, Trinity Blood, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Love Com, BODY, Saiyuki.

Animes: Black Butler, Ouran Host Club, Death Note, Saiyuki, Avatar:The Last Airbender, Naruto, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan.

Movies: Too many for me to even list

TV Shows: Teen Wolf, Big Bang Theory, Supernatural, True Blood, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, DOCTOR WHO, Sherlock, Once Upon A Time, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, AHS, Flash, Sleepy Hollow, Scream, Stranger Things

Video Games: Until Dawn, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Eternal Sonota, DDR, Harvest Moon, Kingdom Hearts, Bioshock, Silent Hill, the Sims Shadow Hearts.