Artemis ventures to America to kidnap a potentially harmful hacker...who turns out to be...a teenage girl? OC, updated!

Ryou-angst. Bakura managed to steal the Puzzle, and now Bakura and Yami are at war in Ryou's mind. Slowly and without noticing, they are destroying Ryou. (Chapter 13 up) Once upon a time...

In 1985, the first Metal Gear game was released as a text adventure. Now, 18 years later, it finally resurfaces.

A HP parody using Artemis & co. as the cast. Rating may change.

Yu-Gi-Oh Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody, PG for mild language and (very very fake) blood. First fic, please review!

When the rest of the Animorphs are captured and infested after 17, Rachel is out on her own looking for nothing but revenge. What she finds forces her to face herself. Completed.

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

[Spoilers for "Lords and Ladies"] Esmerelda Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully. Everything happens somewhere, doesn't it? And that's the best there is. Or the next best thing. [AU, One-shot]

Read the title. Please Review. CHAPTER 4 IS UP! I was on a roll tonight.

A Grim Story With A Twist! Featuring lunatic shape-changers, comatose animal-lovers and plant tips for the handy gardener. Guest-starring a well-known witch - guess which? FINISHED Please RnR...

My first Scrubs fic. First chap: Perry-ness! We'll play it by ear and see what comes next. And the results may be weird

Snake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!

The continuation of part one of the middle trilogy of a parody of a sci-fi epic! Now, in actual chapters! [Finished!] R&R, please.

Okay, picture George Lucas' best-known science fiction epic. Add the settings and characters of the Discworld. Season with humorous references to taste. Serves one website. [Was in Crossovers.]