Ello everyone! I'm Tanuki, a random writer of the fanfics. I try.

- - About Me - -

Name: Natasha - though I would appreciate it if you didn't call me that.
Nickname: Tanuki, T-Chan, or Tani-Chan
Deviantart: http:///
Hair Color: Blonde with blue & pink stripes
Eye Color: Green, but my contacts make them look purple sometimes - chemicals or something, I don't really know.
Character I am most alike to: May - I act like her [Pokemon, Terezi - I act like her [Homestuck, Haruhi - I look like her with the long hair and my regular hair color [Ouran Highschool Host Club]
Character I most fangirl over: Cilan [Pokemon] - I love him! He's so adorable, and smexii! x'3
Prefered Genre: Romance/Friendship - I also like horror, but these to are the easiest for me to write.
Prefered Category: Homestuck - I love it, though I will write other stuff, I will probably write this the most.
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Artist: Neon Trees
Favorite Song: Material Girl by The Weeknd - omg, this song is so cute! :'3 gah, I love it.
Favorite Anime: Pokemon/Soul Eater/Shugo Chara! - I love all three of them, they're each so fun!
Favorite Manga: Special A - Yes, just yes.
Favorite Comic: Homestuck - that was a no-duh answer, lol.
Favorite Book: Insomnia by Stephen King - I read this in like a week for school, I loved it so much!
Favorite Game: Mario 64 - yes, I'm a big geek face.
Favorite Animal: Snake
Username: My username was thought up around the time that I was obsessing over Mario, so yeah... Tanuki suit, get it?

- - Things I Like To Do - -

I can usually keep myself busy, you know? I'm always good at that. I have so many things to do, it's just crazy.

I watch anime - who doesn't love anime? I can answer that easily; no one I know. Some people say that I watch too much anime... I think there isn't such a thing to watch too much anime.

I watch movies - I love the scary horrer films, though humor movies are pretty fun too. I'm such a sucker for the jumpscares and whatnot.

I play video games - I own a lot of game systems, in case you would like to know... I have a Wii, Playstation3, 2 Xbox360's, PSVita, DSLite, and a Gameboy Color. Not to mention that I have VisualBoyAdvance installed on my computer.

I read manga - One Piece is certainly the most exciting one I've read, but Special A is my all time favorite. I could really read any manga and be happy with it, especially if it contains Yaoi. -squish squish-

I read Homestuck - PFFT I was like, one of the first people to read this shit... it's obviously amazing, since all the trolls are awesome and so are all the humans and I fangirl over Dirk for some reason. I want a fucking smuppet. -drool-

I watch Youtubers - I watch all the kids who make music videos (they're awesome), I watch gamers - like Pewdiepie, Cry, UberHaxorNova, Tobuscus, TheRadBrad, MasterOfAudioSurf, etc. - I also watch AMVs, like way too many lol.

So, yeah, that's what I usually do in my spare time.

- - Couples - -

I ship so much, it's kind of unthinkable. I love so many pairings, it's just hard to pick favorites and stuff.

BOLD will indicate the pairings I feel most strongly about.

Italicized will indicate the pairings I feel halfhearted about, or I'm not sure if I really love them as much as the others (not to be rejectful or anything).

Vocaloid: Miku x Piko, Nero x Neru, Gakupo x Luka, Rin x Gakupo, Len x Kaito, Teto x Mikuo, Gumi x Rin, Miki x Kaito, Oliver x Yuki, Mikio x Luki, Akaito x Mikuo, Akaito x Haku, Nigaito x Momo, Gumi x Rin, Oliver x CUL, Iroha x Len, Kaito x Kiyoteru

Pokemon: Ash x May, Misty x Brock, Brock x Nurse Joy, Yellow x Red, Green x Blue, Ash x Celan, Cheren x Bianca, Buneary x Pikachu, Turtwig x Piplup

Homestuck: Terezi x Nepeta, Gamzee x Tavros, Aradia x Tavros, Jade x Feferi, Eridan x Sollux, Karkat x Sollux, Karkat x John, Jake x Dirk, Rose x Dirk, Nepeta x Eridan (CATFISH BABBIES), Equius x Dirk, Equius x Eridan, Jane x Roxy, Jane x Dirk x Roxy

Shugo Chara!: Kukai x Tadase, Yaya x Kukai, Amu x Nagihiko, Kukai x Nadeshiko, Kiari x Utau, Ikuto x Yaya, Ikuto x Utau, Tadase x Utau

Naruto: Sakura x Hinata, Naruto x Sasuke, Ino x Sasuke, Ino x Naruto, Kakashi x Naruto, Sakura x Gaara, Naruto x Sai, Hinata x Kiba

Soul Eater: Soul x Maka, BlackStar x Blaire, Tsubaki x BlackStar, Kid x Liz, Patty x Soul, Kid x Maka x BlackStar

Harry Potter: Ron x Hermoine, Harry x Ginny, Harry x Hermoine, Snape x Lily

South Park: Kyle x Stan, Kyle x Cartmen, Craig x Tweek, Kenny x Butters

Adventure Time: Bubblegum x Marceline, Finn x Flame Princess, Fiona x Marshall Lee, Jake x Cake, Bubblegum x Jake, Finn x Marceline

Ouran Highschool Host Club: Mori x Honey, Haruhi x Tamaki, Kyoya x Tamaki, Hikaru x Kaoru, Mori x Haruhi, Kaoru x Haruhi

Randomly list 12 Vocaloid Characters:

1. CUL

2. Iroha

3. Oliver

4. Miki

5. Kaito

6. Nero

7. Gumi

8. Luki

9. Ted

10. Meiko

11. Haku

12. Akaito

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nero/Haku? No, I haven't... though I like Haku with Neru, so I guess those two could match well.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

As a formality, if I was a lesbian, Miki would be hot as hell.

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Akaito getting Luki pregnant? Mikuo and Meito, go get your baseball bats ready.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Ted? I don't even think I've read a fic with him IN it.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Iroha/Nero? NO.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kaito/Ted or Kaito/Meiko? Well, the first one sounds horrible, so Kaito/Meiko I guess... though I don't like it a lot.

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Gumi walking in on Iroha and Akaito? She'd be stabbing that boy with carrots where you should never be stabbed.

8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Oliver/Meiko. Oliver has gotten off of his fathers ship plenty more then a kid. He can now be considered an adult, and the first thing he does is hit the docks bar. But what happens when lady bartender catches his eye?

9.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

CUL/Luki fluff? I don't think so.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Um... "A Little Carrot Goes A Long Way"? Oh god, that sounds so gross when you think about it... //*shot

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Miki would easily walk up to CUL and say, "Fuck me." And it would all happen. The End.

12.) Does anyone on your friend list read Seven slash?

Hell yeah, everyone reads Fem!slash with Gumi... I mean, there's Gumi/Rin, Gumi/Miki, etc.

13.) Does anyone on your friend list read Three het?

I don't think any of us read romantic fics with Oliver, we just read adventurous fics with him instead.

14.) Does anyone on your friend list write or draw Eleven?

No one I know draws Haku.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Iroha/Miki/Kaito? I would write that! Of course, no one else would.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Meiko: "FUCK YEAAAAA!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Luki? Hmm, he seems like a sweet guy, so probably "Some Nights" by Fun.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

CUL/Nero/Akaito? Violence, because CUL would go all Yandere! on Akaito just so she could when Nero's heart.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

-Iroha is sitting at the bar-

Meiko: -walks up- "I'm drunk and you look like my girlfriend Luka, let's go out sometime... haha."

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I was reading a random little Kaito/Miki fluff. I think it was a few weeks ago.

21.) What's Six's super-secret kink?

Nero's super secret kink? Getting people to act like his sister. :'3

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Haku shag Gumi? Yeah, drunk or sober, not gonna happen.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

As much as I think Oliver would be an adorable semi, Gumi would top.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

CUL and Ted are in a happy relationship until Ted runs off with Miki. CUL, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Haku and a brief unhappy affair Akaito, then follows the wise advice of Kaito and finds true love with Oliver.

First, this is all wrong. All of it. It's too crazy for me, though I am into some crack couples.

All of my friends would read this, though they would probably complain about how cracky it is.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Gumi/Luki? Meh, I wouldn't really care.

Randomly List 12 Homestuck Characters:

1. Terezi

2. Gamzee

3. Feferi

4. Sollux

5. Jake

6. Vriska

7. Dirk

8. Karkat

9. Roxy

10. Equius

11. Nepeta

12. Eridan

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Vriska/Nepeta? I can't say that I have.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

2ollux ii2 2o 2exy ;)

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Eridan getting Karkat pregnant?! Oh my god... so many things would blow up.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Roxy? I've only read fics where she's with Jane, and there's about a bijillion so... yeah.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gamzee and Vriska? I guess.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jake/Roxy or Jake/Equius? Definetely Jake/Roxy. It's not my favorite, but I love the comics that go with it. xD

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Dirk walking in on Gamzee and Eridan? He would just watch intently.

8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Feferi/Equius. Equius has been forced to go to the beach with his morrail, Nepeta. As much as he hates going, it turns out not to be so bad when he meets the seadwelling troll of his dreams.

9.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Terezi/Karkat? Oh yes, they're practically cannon.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Dirk/Eridan... um... "Sugoi Saves The Seadweller"?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sollux try to seduce Terezi? He would take some of Karkat's blood and dump it all over himself. xD

12. Does anyone on your friend list read Seven slash?

Everyone of my friends read Dirk/Jake.

13.) Does anyone on your friend list read Three het?

The only fics with her that I read are Feferi/Jade, but I don't think my friends read it either... lol.

14.) Does anyone on your friend list write or draw Eleven?

Everyone draws Nepeta! She's so cuuute! :'3

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Gamzee/Sollux/Jake... NOPE.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

D-- I REQUIRE A TOWEL !

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Karkat? Hmm... probably "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit, since he's so pissy.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Terezi/Vriska/Eridan... lots and lots of violence.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Equius use a pick up line on Gamzee?

"Highblood... your blood is amazing... I require a towel..."

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Jake? Hmm, probably a few months ago...

21.) What's Six's super-secret kink?

Vriska? I'm thinkin' it's all about the horns.

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Nepeta shag Roxy? Nepeta wouldn't even shag Karkat!

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Feferi/Dirk? Dirk, always Dirk.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Terezi and Roxy are in a happy relationship (what.) until Roxy suddenly runs off with Sollux (WHAT). Terezi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nepeta (totally) and a brief unhappy affair with Eridan (everyone's unhappy while doing Eridan), then follows the wise advice of Jake (he is very wise 'cause he's australian :3) and finds true love with Feferi (weird).

I would totally write thise. All of my friends would totally read this.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Dirk/Karkat? I'd die of sadness.

30 Day Homestuck meme challenge

1. Your favorite character: Um... probably Terezi, of all people. I cosplayed as her once. :3

2. Your least favorite character: Vriska, I hate her face.

3. Character you'd date: Well, obviously that sexy bitch Sollux. God, I love him so much. ;)

4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Definitely Terezi. I think she would be a fun shopping buddy.

5. Character you'd like as your child: Nepeta would be the bestest child ever!!! :3

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Um... yeah, Vriska.

7. Character you have most in common with: Sollux, of course.

8. Character you look like the most: Well... I do kind of look like Aradia. Y'know, with blonde hair though.

9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: Probably John, he'd be the perfect person to meet your parents. (:

10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: Equius would NOT make a good impression.

11. Character you'd become best friends with: Either Dirk or Terezi or Sollux. One of the three.

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: SOLLUX'S SEXY LISP IS FANGASM WORTHY. -drool-

13. Character you'd go camping with: I think it would be fun to go camping with Aradia. She'd be nice to go hang out in the forest with. Lol.

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Karkat, probably. We'd scream about our problems all the time.

15. Character you'd want to cook for you: Dirk... he could wear a kiss the cook apron ;)

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: Dirk. Fuck yeah. ;)

17. Your OTP: This is really weird, but probably Dave x Nepeta redrom. Weird, right?

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Jane seems like she would be the nicest mom ever! Well, her and Fef.

19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: Gamzee. Gamzee. GAMZEE.

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Dirk, of course. I'd dress him up in a lil' tuxxy and he'd still be fucking fantastic looking. xD

21. Character you'd have in your party if you were in a RPG: DIRK & JAKE. GUNS AND KATANAS FUCK YEAH.

22. Another OTP of yours: Jade x Feferi redrom. Yet another weird one.

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender of #1: Sollux. He is just, I love him omg.

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Gamzee, what with his beastical polkka dot pants.

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Feferi. No question.

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Gamzee, since he'd probably be super chill about everything.

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Grand Highblood... oh good, would I be scared.

28. Character you'd want personified into a dog: K4RKL3S

29. Character you'd want personified into a cat: Well, Nepeta is already personified into a cat... but fuck her, lets personify Dirk into a cat! :D

30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: Terezi, which I already cosplayed as.